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    To All PASTORS: re: "Operation Songbird"

    Am I still in charge of booking the "gay" "protesters" for 03/15/10? When should they arrive, and what's the pay scale? If we have the cameras ready, we can get good footage we can maybe use to sink a COUPLE of the candidates.

    I've said this about 10 times now but I just can't keep doing this "Chairlady" thing on my own. I haven't slept for 2 nights and can barely keep my eyes open. I'm pm-ing y'all this, and sending 1 copy to the "online" archive.

    (Songbird also says if she takes a pie in the face, it's extra. But personally, I think it's worth it. We won't have a chance like this again?)
    Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 03-03-2010, 12:36 AM. Reason: Suspected hacking of Ms Cookie's account - DoF Aware!
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    Re: To All PASTORS: re: "Operation Songbird"

    Mistress Cookie - did you leave your computer unattended?
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    • #3
      Re: To All PASTORS: re: "Operation Songbird"

      Uhm, ix-nay on the ongbird-say.
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      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: To All PASTORS: re: "Operation Songbird"

        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
        As Chairlady, I feel it is best that I not engage in the race too closely
        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
        we can get good footage we can maybe use to sink a COUPLE of the candidates
        Can you please explain yourself?
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        • #5
          Re: To All PASTORS: re: "Operation Songbird"

          Can some one by Mistress Cookies home, I think she left her PC on and her maid is posting gibberish again.

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          • #6
            Re: To All PASTORS: re: "Operation Songbird"

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            Can some one by Mistress Cookies home, I think she left her PC on and her maid is posting gibberish again.
            Ah, I know the one you are thinking about.

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            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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