Oral Sex is it wrong?

[James Dewitt]

Brothers I have a problem with my 16 year old boy again.

When we lived in New York I found the lad with a stack of Hustler poronagrapies magazines, he was in the act of handrosex (masturbation). I beat the kids back side but good. I broke my hand doing so. With the help of Brother Hutchins and his deep fried polish sausage tip, I stopped his bad habit. I packed up my family last winter and moved to Freehold so we could get away from the Sin Den called New York.

Yesterday after returning from the men's club I could not find my son anywhere. I noticed that the door of the gardeners shed was ajar. I went across the back yard to have a look see. And then I find a messican girl giving my son oral sex. Both of the completely naked she had her face buried in his lap. I ran the slut messican girl off, and yes I will be talking to her father, Pedro about his future employment as my gardener.

But here is my problem, my son said that it was not that bad because he was not letting his seed hit the ground, she seems to like it in her mouth (that's nasty) and she did not spit it out. I sent the boy off to his room. And then I went to the Bible for guidance.

Song of Solomon 2:3As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste.

Song of Solomon 4:16

Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.

1 Corinthians 7:3

Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.


Help !

[Aristotle]

Re: Oral Sex is it wrong?

Brothers I have a problem with my 16 year old boy again.

When we lived in New York I found the lad with a stack of Hustler poronagrapies magazines, he was in the act of handrosex (masturbation). I beat the kids back side but good. I broke my hand doing so. With the help of Brother Hutchins and his deep fried polish sausage tip, I stopped his bad habit. I packed up my family last winter and moved to Freehold so we could get away from the Sin Den called New York.

Yesterday after returning from the men's club I could not find my son anywhere. I noticed that the door of the gardeners shed was ajar. I went across the back yard to have a look see. And then I find a messican girl giving my son oral sex. Both of the completely naked she had her face buried in his lap. I ran the slut messican girl off, and yes I will be talking to her father, Pedro about his future employment as my gardener.

But here is my problem, my son said that it was not that bad because he was not letting his seed hit the ground, she seems to like it in her mouth (that's nasty) and she did not spit it out. I sent the boy off to his room. And then I went to the Bible for guidance.

Song of Solomon 2:3As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste.

Song of Solomon 4:16

Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.

1 Corinthians 7:3

Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.


Help !

Better that he have Clinton sex with this foreign woman than regular sex but maybe he should be thinking about marriage. I'm sure some father at your church has a sixteen year old daughter that needs to get wed before she starts to wither up or be tempted by the sins of secular society.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Oral Sex is it wrong?

Yes it is! I made a post about it some time ago.

Interesting, I never gave much thought on this. I went to google and found an article from a major Christian website, "Bible.com" http://bible.com/bibleanswers_result.php?id=246

Here are some relevant quotes from it, I think it makes some good points (emphasis mine):

Much of our society has embraced many perverted sexual practices that are considered in the Bible as abominations to God. Homosexuality is among the list of deviate or abnormal sexual practices however, there are many other practices that can be included as well. Pornography, pedophilia, prostitution, bestiality, oral sex, phone sex and computer virtual reality sex, just to name a few of them.


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Sex is God's idea and its purpose is not only for procreation, but also for recreation and the development of a deep relationship between man and woman. Nothing is wrong or dirty about sex when it is engaged in the bonds of marriage as the Lord commanded in the Bible. However, when perversions are committed inside the marriage relationship, this can be sinful also. God made man and woman and brought them together "face to face." Oral sex is of homosexual origin that replaces the normal "face to face" relationship God intended in a marriage. The Bible describes the sex act in Song of Solomon Chapter 4. In this chapter it speaks of this "face to face" relationship by describing looking into his lover's eyes and kissing his lover's lips and fondling his lover's breasts. Oral sex is not normal or natural as it is an unclean act.

[James Dewitt]

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Brother Basher I completely understand that oral sex between two men is homersexural. But this was a girl and my idiot son.
Brother Enoch I would like to discuss your half Eskimo daughter and a possible engagement. We left New York for a smaller city. Seems Freehold is still to large, maybe Canada will slow him up a bit. How big is the city you live in and are there sluts there? He seems to be able to sniff them out, I think the boy is part coon hound.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Why is it relevant? They are not married so they should not have sex: Hebrews 13:4 "Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.".

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

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It's wrong if she's using her teeth!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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God doesn't like it if we treat ourselves like perverts.

Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves.

Not to mention the fact that your boy could be getting all manner of nasty diseases from that greasy wetback.

[James Dewitt]

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Yea I know the little bastard boy is a pervert. I stop one thing and he finds another. I can blame no one but myself. Well maybe his mother, I might just punch her in the mouth. No way that kid is from my loins! I am taking him to the doctor to be checked for sexural transmuted diseases and while he is there a paternity test! My oldest son studies the Bible every day, never gives my wife and I a problem. The youngest finds ways to give me grief. Just wait until I tell his mother about his latest hobby.

[Brother Enoch]

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Brother Enoch I would like to discuss your half Eskimo daughter and a possible engagement. We left New York for a smaller city. Seems Freehold is still to large, maybe Canada will slow him up a bit. How big is the city you live in and are there sluts there? He seems to be able to sniff them out, I think the boy is part coon hound.

Brother James, fortunately I don't live in a city, rather in rural Nova Scotia. There are fewer than a dozen families within five miles of us. So your boy should find it difficult to locate any nearby harlots.

But let's talk about your boy a bit. Is he a good worker? Does he have any experience plowing fields, baling hay, milking cows and clubbing baby seals to death? Will he mind 8 months of winter? Is he likely to abuse the farm animals in sexual ways? And, perhaps most importantly, does he have a gun and will he bring it with him? Guns are rare here and highly prized, there are only 4 in all of Canada. And the military owns 2 of them.

Also, if he does not find my 14 year old half-eskimo daughter to his liking I also have a 12 year old half-eskimo daughter who will be of marrying age later this month. She's also a lot smarter than my 14 year old girl, but I'm not sure if that's a positive or negative thing.

[James Dewitt]

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=Brother Enoch;500840]

Brother James, fortunately I don't live in a city, rather in rural Nova Scotia. There are fewer than a dozen families within five miles of us. So your boy should find it difficult to locate any nearby harlots.

Five miles should do the trick, I think. I am telling you he can sniff one out.

But let's talk about your boy a bit. Is he a good worker? Does he have any experience plowing fields, baling hay, milking cows and clubbing baby seals to death? Will he mind 8 months of winter? Is he likely to abuse the farm animals in sexual ways?

He is a good worker. He has never lived on a farm, but I am sure he can adjust. Winter should not be a problem as long as he has some thing to keep his hands occupied, other than himself. I never thought about farm animals. What ever you do dont tell him. I can just see him with a sheep... " But dad I did not let my seed hit the ground"

And, perhaps most importantly, does he have a gun and will he bring it with him? Guns are rare here and highly prized, there are only 4 in all of Canada. And the military owns 2 of them.

I have a small arsenal, I own 47 firearms . I will be more than happy to send him equipped with what ever you deem necessary. And a few extra as a gift to you. Just let me know what type and how many are needed. I have an open account at Bob4Gods gun shop. I will send a five year supply of ammo. How do we get them across the Border?

Also, if he does not find my 14 year old half-eskimo daughter to his liking I also have a 12 year old half-eskimo daughter who will be of marrying age later this month. She's also a lot smarter than my 14 year old girl, but I'm not sure if that's a positive or negative thing.

The moron son of mine should not mind either one. Its not like he is a rocket scientist ! I will be willing to purchase land and a log cabin for the newlyweds. I know that normally its the Father of the Bride that provides a dowry, lets just say you are helping a Brother out. I dropped him off at the doctors for testing, I don't want you saddled with a diseased pervert . YIC James

[Bobby-Joe]

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Considering that Saddlebacking is not considered sex by Christians that kind says oral sex isn't. The definition of sex I heard was when a male tallywacker enters a woman's mommy cave. Still, Clinton the Kleenex likes hummers so it can't be something a TRUE Christian would want. I would say tell the boy tostick to saddlebacking to play it safe with the Lord and what ever he does, DON"T WITHDRAW before the (cough) "glory" shot, if you know what I mean.

BTW Brother De Witt, why didn't you beat the Mexican harlot for luring your son into possible depravity? Clearly she was taking advantage of his trusting nature by forcing her mouth onto his tallywacker. I believe under Freehold law she can be tried for rape.

[Nobar King]

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I truly believe that oral sex is wrong. If you're not trying to have more kids, you're just thumbing your nose at the Lord by fooling around like that. And then you have to worry about her biting it.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Oral Sex is it wrong?

Considering that Saddlebacking is not considered sex by Christians that kind says oral sex isn't. The definition of sex I heard was when a male tallywacker enters a woman's mommy cave. Still, Clinton the Kleenex likes hummers so it can't be something a TRUE Christian would want. I would say tell the boy tostick to saddlebacking to play it safe with the Lord and what ever he does, DON"T WITHDRAW before the (cough) "glory" shot, if you know what I mean.

BTW Brother De Witt, why didn't you beat the Mexican harlot for luring your son into possible depravity? Clearly she was taking advantage of his trusting nature by forcing her mouth onto his tallywacker. I believe under Freehold law she can be tried for rape.

I ran into Pedro and his slut girl. Looks like Pedro took care of the beating for me. Good news my idiot son does not have any std's , bad news is he is mine

Brother Enoch we need to talk and make some plans.
My wife is not happy about this, LIKE I care what she thinks.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I ran into Pedro and his slut girl. Looks like Pedro took care of the beating for me. Good news my idiot son does not have any std's , bad news is he is mine

Brother Enoch we need to talk and make some plans.
My wife is not happy about this, LIKE I care what she thinks.

Look Brother Dewitt, Church services is here to help if you know what mean. I am sure the Security Detachment would be more than happy to help in the matter of this Mexican she-rapist anyway we can. As you pointed out your son, sadly is a fool, but he is the Lord's fool and needs to be protected from predictors. like that tallwacker sucking vampiress.

[James Dewitt]

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Look Brother Dewitt, Church services is here to help if you know what mean. I am sure the Security Detachment would be more than happy to help in the matter of this Mexican she-rapist anyway we can. As you pointed out your son, sadly is a fool, but he is the Lord's fool and needs to be protected from predictors. like that tallwacker sucking vampiress.

Bobby-Joe, she is all yours. I just fired Pedro. I found a niggra to take care of my estate grounds for half the price that I was paying Pedro. Do I file rape charges with you or FPD?