The Wife's Barren Womb

[TC Patriot]

I inject the seed into her and it won't take root. I want a boy especially because all I have is two girls. I know that my 15 year old is fertile and I think my 12 year old is as well.

Because there is alcohol in my house (for medicinal purposes only) I was wondering if it would be OK for my daughters to spike my Doctor Pepper and get me drunk so that I could impregnate them like in the story of Lot. Like all females, deep down they are harlots so I think they would enjoy it if I were to rape them.

I suspect that Todd Palin may have done the same thing after Sister Sarah's tired womb produced an unGodly retard.

Any advice would be appreciated.

YIC,

TCP

[James Hutchins]

Re: The Wife's Barren Womb

Family is family. If God refuses to enable your wife to provide you with a son, she must of done some terrible deed. A stern talking to followed by a few weeks in her prayer closet might be what she needs for the future. But that could be a long time, you are not getting any younger. God may well of provided you with fertile daughters to bear you a son. He may well of designed all of this to shame your wife. I think if you do impregnate one (or both) of your daughters, your wife should be there during the act to provide cold beverages and wipe away the sweat. Remember, you must 'do it' many times to ensure it takes, typically every day for six to eight weeks.

[Brother Helge]

Re: The Wife's Barren Womb

I am not sure if this is a good idea.

Leviticus 18:17 "Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of a woman and her daughter, neither shalt thou take her son's daughter, or her daughter's daughter, to uncover her nakedness; [for] they [are] her near kinswomen: it [is] wickedness."

Here I assume you have seen the nakedness off your wife.

On the other hand - if you drink alcohol and pass out, you would acctually not see your daughter(s) nakedness.

This may, however, be a voilation of secular law.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: The Wife's Barren Womb

Brother, although I completely understand your frustration, look at it this way; if we all had sons, who would our sons marry? Perhaps it is time to marry off the 14 year old and look forward to grandsons?

I also know it sounds disgusting, but I found that the secular world has some tips for helping seed take root. It gave us a son after 6 years of my wife being barren. It also reduced the amount of times we have to do "it", as you only plant your seed during the right 3 days.

[TC Patriot]

Re: The Wife's Barren Womb

There are a couple of concerns. I don't want to sully the Patriot family gene pool by having some man other than me impregnate my girls. Being that I am saved so is my seed so the chances that I would sire a an unsaved male child are slim. Also, the wife is not young and fresh like my girls and I am concerned that she might give birth to a retard like Trigger Palin.

I have had the wife in the prayer closet kneeling of rise until her knees bled and her womb still rejects my Godly seed. There may have been some whoredom in her past that she has not disclosed.

[HTannor]

Re: The Wife's Barren Womb

Brother TC, by all accounts you are a virile young man and a credit to the American Male Species(tm). Therefore the problem is clearly hers - she is not worthy of you and needs more quiet time.

Perhaps the prayer closet hasn't been properly sealed and she is being distracted by household noises and fresh air. Hermetically sealing the closet should solve the problem.

Always remember there are other seed recepticles out there and with your late wife no longer in the picture you would be free to choose from many more worthy ones.

[Jedediah]

Re: The Wife's Barren Womb

I say a short prayer as I plant my seed, asking God to grant me a son. Works every time.

[thejim]

Re: The Wife's Barren Womb

you sick piffle, you should be sterilized and locked up!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The Wife's Barren Womb

you sick F>U>C>K>, you should be sterilized and locked up!

Quit spewing hate to others! You atheist scum make me sick since you are so quick to judge others and show the truth about your lack of compassion.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The Wife's Barren Womb

you sick piffle, you should be sterilized and locked up!

What a sick thing to say. How would you feel if we threatened you like that?

[jestor13]

wtf......

seriously what the fuck is wrong with you, even to think like that you must be fucked in the head.
man the fuck up and deal with it, so what youve not got a son it aint the end of the fucking world you massive douche, and before you go judging anyone else for where they come from sort yourself out you fucking hypocrite!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: wtf......

seriously what the piffle is wrong with you, even to think like that you must be piffleed in the head.
man the piffle up and deal with it, so what youve not got a son it aint the end of the piffleing world you massive douche, and before you go judging anyone else for where they come from sort yourself out you piffleing hypocrite!

You are clearly under a misapprehension. You see, every family must have sons, because it is the sons who take care of the parents in their old age. Daughters take care of their in-laws. If you want to have a bunch of daughters and wind up in a rest home, fine, but don't expect the rest of us to follow along.

[teenaged turd]

Re: The Wife's Barren Womb

In the "10 Reasons why god hates Denmark" a lot of you guys talk about how bad pedophilia is. But it's okay when you do it?
Man, you can't have sex with your daughters. And no they would NOT enjoy having sex with you

I know you're going to write alot about how not-christian I am, and I will go to hell. But please have some kind of respect for what I just wrote, eventhough I'm going to hell.

[True Disciple]

Re: The Wife's Barren Womb

In the "10 Reasons why god hates Denmark" a lot of you guys talk about how bad pedophilia is. But it's okay when you do it?

That's the point of discussion here, friend. Of course, this applies to fathers and daughters making sure their Godly Family doesn't die out, not to random perverts who go around raping children, which is a huge difference.

As you've seen, Brother Helge has quoted some relevant Scripture that may imply that Brother TC Patriot is not allowed to generate male offspring this way. However, it is not sure whether this Law applies as well when the man is passed out.

That's why we turn to the story of Lot and his daughters (see Genesis 19). We know that Lot and his wife and daughters were saved because they were the only righteous people in Sodom, so this implies that their deed was a righteous one.

You see, it's all there, in the Bible, which is the Book we base our morality on. The Bible tells us that Lot, a righteous man, laid down with his daughters, and that they bare sons to him. If you think that that is repulsive, then clearly your idea of "righteousness" is very different from the Biblical idea of righteousness. As you are opposed to Biblical Morality, you will certainly burn in Hell if you carry on like this, you know.

[teenaged turd]

Re: The Wife's Barren Womb

That's the point of discussion here, friend. Of course, this applies to fathers and daughters making sure their Godly Family doesn't die out, not to random perverts who go around raping children, which is a huge difference.

Well, the family won't die out, you're right about that. But it will be a family of freaks and mongols.

As you've seen, Brother Helge has quoted some relevant Scripture that may imply that Brother TC Patriot is not allowed to generate male offspring this way. However, it is not sure whether this Law applies as well when the man is passed out.

Now you're just twisting it. And if you follow the bibels word to the letter, you can't just make something up like "Oh... I just get drunk, then it's okay"

That's why we turn to the story of Lot and his daughters (see Genesis 19). We know that Lot and his wife and daughters were saved because they were the only righteous people in Sodom, so this implies that their deed was a righteous one.

I took my time to read it, and it does indeed say that the daughters slept with their father, but not that it's okay?
And by the way, patriots family won't die out, because his daughters could still marry another worthy, true Christian. (there's some kind og sence in what Seth Campbell says)

You see, it's all there, in the Bible, which is the Book we base our morality on. The Bible tells us that Lot, a righteous man, laid down with his daughters, and that they bare sons to him. If you think that that is repulsive, then clearly your idea of "righteousness" is very different from the Biblical idea of righteousness. As you are opposed to Biblical Morality, you will certainly burn in Hell if you carry on like this, you know.

And at last... I don't really care what the bible says; It's a different culture today, you can't keep living in that age. And now a days, we have laws, and some of them is a little different to the bible, but we still have to forefill them.
And even if we didn't have laws, it would still be very wrong to have sex with kids, especially if it's you're own.