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I would like to let the sinners at Monolith games know that I haven't slept in three days thanks to their willingness to make Satan their lead game designer.
I saw this game in Wal-Mart and picked it up because it looked like the kind of thing a Christian needs to know about.
I experienced a chill as soon as I picked up the box and I knew God wanted me to play it:
I can safely tell you that of all the games the Lord has led me to sample, this one is the most fiendish, most satanic, most frightening one I have seen.
I was offended as both a Christian and an Officer of the Law that in this game, you are an elite soldier in a special ops branch of the military known as FEAR, or, First Encounter Assault Recon. Why do you need a special organization of elite soldiers to do this? Why couldn't a True Christian Officer of the Law do it?
You get called into duty to assess a highly dangerous paranormal situation at a multimillion dollar science facility:
For a bit it seemed like there might be hope for this game. I thought it was possible that I would play as a Fundamentalist Baptist Preacher armed with only a KJV 1611 and AK47, continuously screaming "GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN" as I blasted sinners to hell in a suit and tie.
Unfortunately, there is nothing of the sort in this game. Not once are you given the option to ask for Christ's protection when you go in to face the principalities of darkness.
Throughout the game you can expect to be harassed by sudden hallucinations of a demon-possessed little girl who hates Jesus:
I would like to make one thing very, VERY clear here. I AM NOT AFRAID OF LITTLE GIRLS. I tackle them every year at Halloween when I catch them soliciting candy door to door.
HOWEVER: I am afraid FOR them when Satan takes control of them and forces them to follow me around an empty research facility in the middle of the night. Again, it has nothing to do with me being afraid of little girls.
Since there are no Bibles in this game, I was forced to keep my own KJV next to me that my father gave me when I was two. I believe that Monolith owes me a significant amount of compensation due to the fact they caused me to spill black coffee all over it at 2:00 in the morning when I accidentally jumped out of my chair.
FEAR: BANNED IN FREEHOLD, IOWA!
I saw this game in Wal-Mart and picked it up because it looked like the kind of thing a Christian needs to know about.
I experienced a chill as soon as I picked up the box and I knew God wanted me to play it:
I can safely tell you that of all the games the Lord has led me to sample, this one is the most fiendish, most satanic, most frightening one I have seen.
I was offended as both a Christian and an Officer of the Law that in this game, you are an elite soldier in a special ops branch of the military known as FEAR, or, First Encounter Assault Recon. Why do you need a special organization of elite soldiers to do this? Why couldn't a True Christian Officer of the Law do it?
You get called into duty to assess a highly dangerous paranormal situation at a multimillion dollar science facility:
For a bit it seemed like there might be hope for this game. I thought it was possible that I would play as a Fundamentalist Baptist Preacher armed with only a KJV 1611 and AK47, continuously screaming "GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN" as I blasted sinners to hell in a suit and tie.
Unfortunately, there is nothing of the sort in this game. Not once are you given the option to ask for Christ's protection when you go in to face the principalities of darkness.
Throughout the game you can expect to be harassed by sudden hallucinations of a demon-possessed little girl who hates Jesus:
I would like to make one thing very, VERY clear here. I AM NOT AFRAID OF LITTLE GIRLS. I tackle them every year at Halloween when I catch them soliciting candy door to door.
HOWEVER: I am afraid FOR them when Satan takes control of them and forces them to follow me around an empty research facility in the middle of the night. Again, it has nothing to do with me being afraid of little girls.
Since there are no Bibles in this game, I was forced to keep my own KJV next to me that my father gave me when I was two. I believe that Monolith owes me a significant amount of compensation due to the fact they caused me to spill black coffee all over it at 2:00 in the morning when I accidentally jumped out of my chair.
FEAR: BANNED IN FREEHOLD, IOWA!
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
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