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  • Susan Boyle To Sing To Satan!

    Revolting! True Christians™ always suspected that this filthy slut's "talent" was an illusion from Satan. Now she will sing to the antichrist himself. Pray that she is smitten when she opens her yap!


    Susan Boyle says singing for Pope is "dream come true"

    LONDON (Reuters Life!) – Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle said on Wednesday that performing for Pope Benedict during his visit to Britain next month was "her greatest dream come true."

    Boyle, 49, who became an unlikely world superstar after appearing on the TV show "Britain's Got Talent" last year, will sing three times when the Pope holds a public mass in Glasgow on September 16, the Scottish Catholic Church said in a statement.

    One of the songs will be her signature song "I Dreamed a Dream" from "Les Miserables". She will also sing the hymn "How Great Thou Art" and sing a farewell song to Pope Benedict as he leaves the Glasgow public mass for London, to continue his four-day visit.

    Boyle, who has never married and once joked she had never been kissed, is a former church worker and a Catholic who used to sing in her local church choir.

    "To be able to sing for the Pope is a great honor and something I've always dreamed of -- it's indescribable. I think the 16th of September will stand out in my memory as something I've always wanted to do," Boyle said in a TV interview recorded by the Scottish Catholic media
    Full story here.
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    Re: Susan Boyle To Sing To Satan!

    When I have a boil, I just burn it.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      Re: Susan Boyle To Sing To Satan!

      She won't sing so well once Jesus kills her and sends her down to hell, where she'll be gargling with satan's scalding spunk for all eternity.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        Re: Susan Boyle To Sing To Satan!

        She is so ugly I'm not even sure Satan will use her for an eternal sex toy. I think he'll put her out with the garbage.
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          Re: Susan Boyle To Sing To Satan!

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          She is so ugly I'm not even sure Satan will use her for an eternal sex toy. I think he'll put her out with the garbage.
          I don't think you can escape punishments in hell by being stupid and extremely ugly. I think she will be used to punish others in hell by forcing them to rape her over and over while she is singing those awful songs. Just like children who go to hell will be locked up in a small room with Michael Jackson.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            Re: Susan Boyle To Sing To Satan!

            What a shame. I thought her trendy attire from Gasscow would catch on with the masses. But I guess her stylish matronwear will go down in flames with her

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              Re: Susan Boyle To Sing To Satan!

              Does anyone know if her pies are any good?
              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                Re: Susan Boyle To Sing To Satan!

                Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                Does anyone know if her pies are any good?
                Would you eat this woman's pie?
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                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                  Re: Susan Boyle To Sing To Satan!

                  Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                  Would you eat this woman's pie?
                  Good Lord, no. Looks like her face caught on fire and someone put it out with an axe!!
                  -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                  -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                  -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                  -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                  -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                  -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                  -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                  STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                    Re: Susan Boyle To Sing To Satan!

                    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                    Would you eat this woman's pie?
                    That's a woman? She looks like an ogre. Something an evilutionist would make up to fill in a missing link.
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Susan Boyle To Sing To Satan!

                      Clearly Susan Boyle is a confirmed sinner who has rejected Christ by singing to the Pope, but please people credit where it is due, Susan Boyle is an attractive lady.

                      Psalms 45 1. [11] So shall the king greatly desire thybeauty: for he is thy Lord; and worship thou him.

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                        Re: Susan Boyle To Sing To Satan!

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        When I have a boil, I just burn it.
                        I'd bet she's a boil that's never been popped.
                        Nahum 1:2

                        God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


                        If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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                          Re: Susan Boyle To Sing To Satan!

                          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                          Would you eat this woman's pie?
                          It's a man! It looks like Don King with a bleach job.

                          Jesus loves Dick



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                            Re: Susan Boyle To Sing To Satan!

                            We in Rome have had our issues with the Brits for some time now so the idea that their protocol office would foist upon His Holiness some poor soul with a voice that says 'greeting card commercial' is no surprise. (It is possible that she is the only living female British recording artist who isn't too stoned, drunk and or pregnant to be breaking bail conditions)

                            In fairness to one and all she is probably the best looking woman in England and could actually make a timely penalty kick for her national team... unlike the Nancy boys of their last ten squads.

                            However, although the peasantry that is the buying public might enjoy Ms. Boyle's drama class audition interpretations of second-rate show tunes, the Pope deserves better. Julie Andrews comes to mind but ever since she left the Sisterhood and married that Canadian/Austrian with all of those children she has found herself on the Sinead O'Connor list as it is affectionately known.

                            So Susan Boyle it is.

                            Such is the extent of sacrifice The Pope is willing to make in order to bring some sense of Christianity to a land of boiled swill, deep-fried Mars bars and not a single Christian shop-keeper to be found.

                            We can only hope that Pope Benedict will get out of England without food-poisoning, hearing damage or having to spend anything more than three minutes listening to Prince Charles talk about plants, his pets or his dog.




                            Bless you, my slow moving mouth-breathers,
                            Father Mo




                            P.S. (That's Latin for 'post script' btw)
                            Rest assured His Holiness will be seeing a dentist before venturing (denturing?) to Jolly Old. One cannot take health chances when visiting the third world.






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                            • #15
                              Re: Susan Boyle To Sing To Satan!

                              I see what's happening. That goose stepping baby raping Pope Ratburger is trying to recruit Susan Boyle into the nunhood. Clearly she's an old spinster lesbean and qualifie her to be a nun.

                              Jesus loves Dick



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