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Hello everybody! I am Cindy Lou Jenkins, the excited young wife of Billy Bob Jenkins. I am so happy to be married to a True Christian™ man, since now I can go to heaven! My parents were Baptist (of course), but they weren't True Christian™ Baptists. So no matter what we did, we were on the road to Hell. Now that I have landed myself a Perfect Man, he will teach me all that I need to know in order to go to Paradise with the rest of the Landover True Christians™, once the rapture occurs here shortly.
Boy oh boy do I love Billy Bob. He is a competitive lumberjack you, know. He is the best there is. We met the day before his former wife Ethel was mysteriously stoned to death by unknown persons, buried up to her waist in her own backyard. I can't imagine who would do such a thing, but it sure saved Billy Bob the trouble! Now we can be together, FOREVER!
Thank you in advance for welcoming me into your True Christian™ community!
Psalm 85:10 (King James Version) 10Mercy and truth are met together; righteousness and peace have kissed each other.
Ecclesiastes 4:9-12 (King James Version) 9Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour. 10For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up. 11Again, if two lie together, then they have heat: but how can one be warm alone? 12And if one prevail against him, two shall withstand him; and a threefold cord is not quickly broken.
Song of Solomon 8:6-7 (King James Version) 6Set me as a seal upon thine heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for love is strong as death; jealousy is cruel as the grave: the coals thereof are coals of fire, which hath a most vehement flame. 7Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it: if a man would give all the substance of his house for love, it would utterly be contemned.
Boy oh boy do I love Billy Bob. He is a competitive lumberjack you, know. He is the best there is. We met the day before his former wife Ethel was mysteriously stoned to death by unknown persons, buried up to her waist in her own backyard. I can't imagine who would do such a thing, but it sure saved Billy Bob the trouble! Now we can be together, FOREVER!
Thank you in advance for welcoming me into your True Christian™ community!
Psalm 85:10 (King James Version) 10Mercy and truth are met together; righteousness and peace have kissed each other.
Ecclesiastes 4:9-12 (King James Version) 9Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour. 10For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up. 11Again, if two lie together, then they have heat: but how can one be warm alone? 12And if one prevail against him, two shall withstand him; and a threefold cord is not quickly broken.
Song of Solomon 8:6-7 (King James Version) 6Set me as a seal upon thine heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for love is strong as death; jealousy is cruel as the grave: the coals thereof are coals of fire, which hath a most vehement flame. 7Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it: if a man would give all the substance of his house for love, it would utterly be contemned.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
The only book I have ever read was the Bible. It is also my favorite book. I have never held a job, but I have scrubbed floors and done housework for as long as I can remember. I have been holding out for a True Christian(tm) like Billy Bob ever since I entered puberty.
Jesus!
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