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    Highly Fapable

    Brother Jimmy-Bob's son Cody-Roy-Bob was bagging my groceries today. When he helped me to the car I gave him a tip and told him JESUS loves him.

    He said "thanks ma'am" chuckled and then said "JESUS thinks you are highly fapable".

    Is that new slang for Heaven bound?

    He's such a sweet boy.
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    Re: Highly Fapable

    @BibleThumpinBlonde I thought FAP ment Fabulous At Piebaking or Faith-based American Princess, but fapable?
    I Jesus!

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    • #3
      Re: Highly Fapable

      Oh I can hardly keep up with slang that boys use. You -are- a Faith-based American Princess though
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      Ephesians 5:22

      Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

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      • #4
        Re: Highly Fapable

        Sister, I've run into this with a number of the young men and ladies at my church. It's a high compliment from the young kids!

        It means "huggable in a completely non-sexual way". He wants to give you a Christian Side Hug! I suggest if he says it again, you do what I always do . . . give him that Christian Side Hug while telling him that you think he's pretty fapable, too!
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #5
          Re: Highly Fapable

          Hmm, never heard of the word before, but given the context it might mean something like "admirable", or "lovable", or "great example to the Christian community." Either way, whatever it means it's certainly positive and a compliment!

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          • #6
            Re: Highly Fapable

            I hope he didn't say flappable. You are far from that, sister.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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            • #7
              Re: Highly Fapable

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              Brother Jimmy-Bob's son Cody-Roy-Bob was bagging my groceries today. When he helped me to the car I gave him a tip and told him JESUS loves him.

              He said "thanks ma'am" chuckled and then said "JESUS thinks you are highly fapable".

              Is that new slang for Heaven bound?

              He's such a sweet boy.
              Was Cody-Roy getting fresh with you again, sister? Because I'll send church security over to clean his clock again if I have to.
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              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #8
                Re: Highly Fapable

                I've heard the word "frap" used before during some unimportant On-Line research I was doing for a friend of mine that I have Pastoral authorization for. Never heard someone say that about a woman though. Probably was a different meaning that what I heard so never mind.

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                • #9
                  Re: Highly Fapable

                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  Brother Jimmy-Bob's son Cody-Roy-Bob was bagging my groceries today. When he helped me to the car I gave him a tip and told him JESUS loves him.

                  He said "thanks ma'am" chuckled and then said "JESUS thinks you are highly fapable".

                  Is that new slang for Heaven bound?

                  He's such a sweet boy.
                  I am always curious about the zany and silly new sayings of the young folk.
                  I asked my teen nephew Nigel about this and he said he was pleased to help and advised that the correct and "cool" response is

                  Thanks I would like to fap you brains out too

                  As I thanked him he just laughed uncontrollably and said I hope this helps... you old God bothering wanker (This is teen speak for: "glad to help you and Jesus)

                  Ahhhh teenagers
                  2 Samuel 22:31

                  As for God, His way is perfect;
                  The word of the LORD is proven;
                  He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Highly Fapable

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Was Cody-Roy getting fresh with you again, sister? Because I'll send church security over to clean his clock again if I have to.
                    Pastor, I don't think I'd consider asking for a Christian Side Hug to be "fresh" . . . Does the word mean something different in Iowa?

                    Goodness, I hope I didn't steer your fiancee wrong with the appropriate response and get her in trouble!
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Highly Fapable

                      Fapable has also been used to say" you are something I can jack off to" it is a sinners word
                      Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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                      • #12
                        Re: Highly Fapable

                        Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
                        Fapable has also been used to say" you are something I can jack off to" it is a sinners word
                        Why am I not surprised that a perfurted "plushie" would come up with something disgusting like that.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Highly Fapable

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Why am I not surprised that a perfurted "plushie" would come up with something disgusting like that.
                          Hey Man, I'm speaking the truth. I didn't come up with the definition, I'm just saying what it means
                          Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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                          • #14
                            Re: Highly Fapable

                            Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
                            Hey Man, I'm speaking the truth. I didn't come up with the definition, I'm just saying what it means
                            you just gots them dirty minds! you prolly make a good zen boodist, cuz they have them thangs called koans an one of them koans go "what be the sounds of one hand fapping?". nows, that make no good sense, but they still medditates on it all the times, an it just not rite!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Highly Fapable

                              Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
                              Fapable has also been used to say" you are something I can jack off to" it is a sinners word
                              Leave it to the unsaved to turn even something as sweet and innocent as "Faith-based American Princess" into something disgusting.
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