Highly Fapable

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Brother Jimmy-Bob's son Cody-Roy-Bob was bagging my groceries today. When he helped me to the car I gave him a tip and told him JESUS loves him.

He said "thanks ma'am" chuckled and then said "JESUS thinks you are highly fapable".

Is that new slang for Heaven bound?

He's such a sweet boy.

[Felicity]

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@BibleThumpinBlonde I thought FAP ment Fabulous At Piebaking or Faith-based American Princess, but fapable?

[Annie1]

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Oh I can hardly keep up with slang that boys use. You -are- a Faith-based American Princess though

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Sister, I've run into this with a number of the young men and ladies at my church. It's a high compliment from the young kids!

It means "huggable in a completely non-sexual way". He wants to give you a Christian Side Hug! I suggest if he says it again, you do what I always do . . . give him that Christian Side Hug while telling him that you think he's pretty fapable, too!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Hmm, never heard of the word before, but given the context it might mean something like "admirable", or "lovable", or "great example to the Christian community." Either way, whatever it means it's certainly positive and a compliment!

[Levi Jones]

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I hope he didn't say flappable. You are far from that, sister.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Brother Jimmy-Bob's son Cody-Roy-Bob was bagging my groceries today. When he helped me to the car I gave him a tip and told him JESUS loves him.

He said "thanks ma'am" chuckled and then said "JESUS thinks you are highly fapable".

Is that new slang for Heaven bound?

He's such a sweet boy.

Was Cody-Roy getting fresh with you again, sister? Because I'll send church security over to clean his clock again if I have to.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I've heard the word "frap" used before during some unimportant On-Line research I was doing for a friend of mine that I have Pastoral authorization for. Never heard someone say that about a woman though. Probably was a different meaning that what I heard so never mind.

[Warner S. Davidson]

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Brother Jimmy-Bob's son Cody-Roy-Bob was bagging my groceries today. When he helped me to the car I gave him a tip and told him JESUS loves him.

He said "thanks ma'am" chuckled and then said "JESUS thinks you are highly fapable".

Is that new slang for Heaven bound?

He's such a sweet boy.

I am always curious about the zany and silly new sayings of the young folk.
I asked my teen nephew Nigel about this and he said he was pleased to help and advised that the correct and "cool" response is

Thanks I would like to fap you brains out too

As I thanked him he just laughed uncontrollably and said I hope this helps... you old God bothering wanker (This is teen speak for: "glad to help you and Jesus)

Ahhhh teenagers

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Was Cody-Roy getting fresh with you again, sister? Because I'll send church security over to clean his clock again if I have to.

Pastor, I don't think I'd consider asking for a Christian Side Hug to be "fresh" . . . Does the word mean something different in Iowa?

Goodness, I hope I didn't steer your fiancee wrong with the appropriate response and get her in trouble!

[BelovedEternally]

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Fapable has also been used to say" you are something I can jack off to" it is a sinners word

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Fapable has also been used to say" you are something I can jack off to" it is a sinners word

Why am I not surprised that a perfurted "plushie" would come up with something disgusting like that.

[BelovedEternally]

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Why am I not surprised that a perfurted "plushie" would come up with something disgusting like that.

Hey Man, I'm speaking the truth. I didn't come up with the definition, I'm just saying what it means

[Petal]

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Hey Man, I'm speaking the truth. I didn't come up with the definition, I'm just saying what it means

you just gots them dirty minds! you prolly make a good zen boodist, cuz they have them thangs called koans an one of them koans go "what be the sounds of one hand fapping?". nows, that make no good sense, but they still medditates on it all the times, an it just not rite!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Fapable has also been used to say" you are something I can jack off to" it is a sinners word

Leave it to the unsaved to turn even something as sweet and innocent as "Faith-based American Princess" into something disgusting.