I Got Arrested Again Today - AN UPDATE - Your Help Needed!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

I was at the Christ on a Cross Mall in Leviticus Landing today shopping for sensible shoes for the surprise Baptism/Exorcism.

I decided to stop at the Cinnabun in the Food Court for a nice treat and some coffee. When lo and behold, an entire 1st grade class from some HELL-bound secular school comes parading in all dressed up in demonic Halloween costumes! Ghost, witches, goblins, mummies, Dora the Explorer, you name it. I was frightened and enraged at the same time.

I whipped out my mace and sprayed all 15 of them in the face and shouted at them that the demons in them BEGONE in the name of JESUS and that JESUS was ashamed of them for what they were doing and that they would ALL GO TO HELL!!

I managed to smack a few with my book bag (that had my over-sized, leather-bound KJV1611 Bible in it) before a few of the teachers and some idiot Mall cop tackled me. As they were hauling me off I laughed at the little demons as they moaned in agony and cried. I shouted at them that the pain is just a taste of what HELL will be like if they continue their HELL-bound, Satan worshiping ways.

My Joo lawyer told me I knocked one little girl unconscious and dislocated some other little boy's shoulder. I guess he was the one dressed up as Indiana Jones, whoever that is.

Brothers and Sisters. I will need your prayers at this time that all the parents of these demonized children will not press charges against me. I was only doing what GOD told me to do.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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What has the world come to, when good deeds like trying to save our children from an eternaty in Hell is not accepted by our society. I'm truly discusted to the bone, and I'll pray that the kids teachers and parents for that matter, will be puniched properly by the LORD and that no one you will press charges against you.

[Atheist Scum of America]

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I was at the Christ on a Cross Mall in Leviticus Landing today shopping for sensible shoes for the surprise Baptism/Exorcism.

I decided to stop at the Cinnabun for a nice treat and some coffee. When lo and behold, an entire 1st grade class from some HELL-bound secular school comes parading in all dressed up in demonic Halloween costumes! Ghost, witches, goblins, mummies, Dora the Explorer, you name it. I was frightened and enraged at the same time.

I whipped out my mace and sprayed all 15 of them in the face and shouted at them that the demons in them BEGONE and that JESUS was ashamed of them for what they were doing and that they would ALL GO TO HELL!! I managed to smack a few with my book bag (that had my over-sized, leather-bound KJV1611 Bible in it) before a few of the teachers and some idiot Mall cop tackled me. I laughed at the little demons as they moaned in agony and cried. I shouted at them that the pain is just a taste of what HELL will be like if they continue their HELL-bound, Satan worshipping ways.

My lawyer told me I knocked one little girl unconscious and dislocated some other little boy's shoulder. I guess he was the one dressed up as Indiana Jones whoever that is.

Brothers and Sisters. I will need your prayers at this time that all the parents of these demonized children will not press charges against me. I was only doing what GOD told me to do.

Lve, Sister Thumper

I hope they do press charges kidding or not that was pathetic of you...

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I hope they do press charges kidding or not that was pathetic of you...

What is pathetic is how those cops roughed me up! I just had my nails and hair done and that costs a lot of money.

How dare they be so rough on a fragile flower like me. They could have HURT me!

[James Hutchins]

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Sister BTB, I have made a few calls and sequestered the DVD's from Cinnabons security cameras. Sam Diamond is on the case leaning on a few witnesses. I imagine within a week, people will be begging you to not press charges against them. After all this outrageous behavior took place in Landover. That is as irresponsible as putting a box of Twinkies© in with 'Diet food'.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Sister, if the worst happens, be sure to demand a jury trial. No Freehold County jury will convict you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Sister, if you were at the CoC Mall in Leviticus Landing, where exactly were those schoolchildren from? Surely not locals!

Don't they know that Helloween costumes are illegal in Freehold? Why would the mall cop not be arresting them, and the teachers encouraging such illegal depravity?

And why are they parading in their Helloween costumes almost a month before Satan's birthday, anyway?

I think a certain mall cop will soon be finding himself a new job.

[James Hutchins]

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BTB, I was talking with some of the men over coffee today at the Landover Mens Club (the Châteaubriand was outstanding, as we the 1019 Port) and we came to the conclusion that you are always being singled out. No other LOL seems to get the kind of treatment you do. I think it is one of the costs of you having the best pie. Being all the men want a taste of your pie, all the inferior atheist women are so extremely jealous of you that they force you into uncomfortable situations.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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BTB, I was talking with some of the men over coffee today at the Landover Mens Clud (the Châteaubriand was outstanding, as we the 1019 Port) and we came to the conclusion that you are always being singled out. No other LOL seems to get the kind of treatment you do. I think it is one of the costs of beauty. Everyone else is so extremely jealous of you that they force you into uncomfortale situations.

Discrimination is a terrible thing! To think one of our own is the victim of a HATE CRIME and so close to home as well! What are good God-fearing True Christians to do? Sometimes you have to look at what some might call extremists and learn from them. The Phelps family. Everytime any person says BOO to you or yours, hit them with a law suit!Defend what you think is right by attacking.
My question is does Landover Univ. have a Law studies program? Use their education for the benefit of our community. Make these budding Lawyers participate in community service,frivolous lawsuits suddenly become a civic duty to protect our way of life.

[James Hutchins]

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What I ewant to know is how these secularists got on to the hallowed Landover grounds. Who was manning the gates? I bet it was that Lumpy Carmichael guy. You know the one, the guy that never looks up from his comic book, just presses the button and waves you through. Wan't he hired because of Mr. Albert Kings wifes influence?

[SUV]

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Christ on a Cross Mall

Oh I LOVE to Shop there! This Christmas I plan to do all my Shopping there and stay away from Walmart entirely.

Last year, every time I went into a Walmart I was followed down every aisle by homer!s, leering at me everywhere I went.

And the "Security" Guard did nothing but giggle. Homer! himself, no doubt.

JESUS! Where have I seen those beady little eyes before?

[handmaiden]

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Sister BTB, I have used up all my tissues crying over your post. I am so moved and heartened and angry and frightened.

Such fine, womanly decorum you display-- and such mighty, glorious Christian conviction.

It is truly disgusting how Helloween has become so popular and publicly promoted. Has Satanism been declared the state religion yet by the Supreme Court? I say a commercial for Helloween costumes and such on TV and there was a baby dressed like a grinning devil. It spoke in a creepy, deep voice and was clearly possessed but the advertisers apparently thought that it was "cute."

When I was younger and felt pressured by family expectation regarding Christmas, I had a fantasy about going somewhere isolated for the entire month of December or longer to "escape" Christmas; I wanted to pretend as though it did not exist for once. Now, I wish that I could do that regarding Helloween.

I want to be free from seeing so much as an evil, grinning pumpkin. If I could go someplace where the shelves were not stocked with bags of "fun size" candies, I would be willing to give up chocolate completely. ( For a reasonable amount of time; there's no need to dive off the deep end, here. )

No stopping into the grocery store for a pint of milk to see plastic pitchforks and hatchets for sale. ( How can ANYONE not see the evil in that?!)

And it's not just the witches and vampires and demons and pirates that make me sick-- oh, please, dear, loving, Lord Jesus, save me from Disney Princesses. I think that I really may vomit the next time I see a parade of princess characters slapped across yet another product to sell to little girls. Underpants, ribbons, bandages, tape, glue sticks, ostomy bags, where will it end?

Forgive, me, Sister BTB. I did not mean this post to be about my personal dislike for the Princess Mania. Though I would like to point out that in the past 20 years, the Disney Princesses have been getting darker and darker and moving further and further from the blonde ideal represented by yourself, my dear.

You are a glowing standard to which all True Christian women can only aspire. Beauty, courage, faith, baking-- you have it all. My prayers are with you.

Encouragingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today

I was at the Christ on a Cross Mall in Leviticus Landing today shopping for sensible shoes for the surprise Baptism/Exorcism.

I decided to stop at the Cinnabun for a nice treat and some coffee. When lo and behold, an entire 1st grade class from some HELL-bound secular school comes parading in all dressed up in demonic Halloween costumes! Ghost, witches, goblins, mummies, Dora the Explorer, you name it. I was frightened and enraged at the same time.

I whipped out my mace and sprayed all 15 of them in the face and shouted at them that the demons in them BEGONE and that JESUS was ashamed of them for what they were doing and that they would ALL GO TO HELL!! I managed to smack a few with my book bag (that had my over-sized, leather-bound KJV1611 Bible in it) before a few of the teachers and some idiot Mall cop tackled me. I laughed at the little demons as they moaned in agony and cried. I shouted at them that the pain is just a taste of what HELL will be like if they continue their HELL-bound, Satan worshipping ways.

My Joo lawyer told me I knocked one little girl unconscious and dislocated some other little boy's shoulder. I guess he was the one dressed up as Indiana Jones whoever that is.

Brothers and Sisters. I will need your prayers at this time that all the parents of these demonized children will not press charges against me. I was only doing what GOD told me to do.

Lve, Sister Thumper

You clearly did nothing wrong. The authorities arrested you so they could justify frisking you. You are a very attractive woman, although not as attractive as I am as a man, and if I were to dress up as a woman you would still be bested--nobody rocks a skirt and pair of pumps like the Hatchman.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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No stopping into the grocery store for a pint of milk to see plastic pitchforks and hatchets for sale.

I can assure you that I am not for sale, and if I were, you couldn't afford me, honey. *Snaps fingers and struts away*.

[Bobby-Joe]

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You clearly did nothing wrong. The authorities, perverts that they are, arrested you so they could justify frisking you. You are a very attractive woman, although not as attractive as I am as a man, and if I were to dress up as a woman you would still be bested--nobody rocks a skirt and pair of pumps like the Hatchman.

Well let us consider Old Man Hatchet in a low cut red dress or a pink sweater, it goes without saying Old Man Hatchet would bring down the house dressed like that. While Sister Thumper doesn't reach that high standard what woman could? Her own beauty, why no Old Man Hatchet dressed up, speaks for itself. Clearly the cops who molested Sister Thumper are disgusting perverts and need to be condemned.