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Old 12-19-2010, 02:04 AM
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8 Reasons Why GOD HATES SCIENCE!







  1. In 1927, a scientist named Georges Lemaitre came up with a theory where he suggested that the universe was created by exploding. However, this theory was soon discovered as a hoax. How can nothing explode into something? The bible clearly says that God is the original creator of the heavens and the earth.

    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.

  2. The great grandfather of all science, Albert Einstein, was also a lunatic sex freak and paedophile who raped numerous innocent women and children during his fame. He used his popularity as a wiseman to recklessly shake the pantyhose of every single woman that he came across, including the wifes of other men. God punished him with death 18 April, 1955.

    Leviticus 20:10 If a man commits adultery with his neighbor's wife, both the man and the woman who have committed adultery must be put to death.

  3. Most scientists are also atheists! They claim to have disproven Gods existence but in reality they are evil sinners who will all pay for their sins by ending up in hell. The bible clearly says that those who accepts Jesus Christ as their saviour shall be granted a place in heaven. Those who dont, however, will all be send to hell to burn for all eternity.

    Psalm 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.

  4. A famous paedophile scientist named Stephen Hawkings claimed that God did not create the universe. In 1963, God answered Stephen Hawkings betrayal by cursing him with Down Syndrome. He later claimed that his body was physically disabled but in reality he is making up a poor excuse for sitting in a wheelchair all day getting his lazy scientist ass wiped by beautiful british nurses.

    Proverbs 13:4 The soul of the lazy man desires and has nothing; but the soul of the diligent shall be made rich.

All scientists needs to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their Saviour! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking scientists like Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Galileo Galilei, Charles Darwin, Johannes Kepler, Louis Pasteur, Ernest Rutherford, Jane Goodall, Edwin Hubble, Michael Faraday, Pierre & Marie Curie, James Maxwell, Aristotle and Stephen Hawking.
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Amen, Brother. I don't know how I missed this thread. That is some excellent scientificating!
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  1. Psalm 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
  2. A famous paedophile scientist named Stephen Hawkings claimed that God did not create the universe. In 1963, God answered Stephen Hawkings betrayal by cursing him with Down Syndrome. He later claimed that his body was physically disabled but in reality he is making up a poor excuse for sitting in a wheelchair all day getting his lazy scientist ass wiped by beautiful british nurses.

    Proverbs 13:4 The soul of the lazy man desires and has nothing; but the soul of the diligent shall be made rich.
Down syndrome finds his cause by one chromosome too much. Hawking has amyotrofische laterale sclerose, a whole different disease where he is completely paralysed.

And how do you know he is a paedophile? Where have you found this information? Or is this a assumption?
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And how do you know he is a paedophile? Where have you found this information? Or is this a assumption?
This respected website clearly states that Stephen Hawkings is the worlds most famous paedophile.

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That is a poor excuse of not getting his lazy ass out of his wheelchair. He could have chosen to follow Gods holy word but instead he ended up as a complete retard in a wheelchair.

So who is the smart one?

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Well, that is impressive. It is proof of God if ever I saw it!
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Archimedes wrote his manuscript on a papyrus scroll 2,200 years ago. At an unknown later time, someone copied the text from papyrus to animal-skin parchment. Then, 700 years ago, a monk needed parchment for a new prayer book. He pulled the copy of Archimedes' book off the shelf, cut the pages in half, rotated them 90 degrees, and scraped the surface to remove the ink, creating a palimpsest—fresh writing material made by clearing away older text. Then he wrote his prayers on the nearly-clean pages.
God inspired the monk to do his best to obliterate the sin of the mathematics by overwriting the satanic message with prayer to counter the evil within!

I am reminded of Augustine who wrote,
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Too bad God never taught you how to count to 8.
Science would have.

It goes a little something like this:
1...2...3...4...(we're including pauses because you need them)5...(you missed this one, fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive),6...(and this one: siiiiiiiiiiix),7...(like in the sins)8... THERE WE ARE!

Yes, you can have that cookie now.
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Well said Brother! This will teach those ignoring the Holy Bible and are deceived by tax money gobbling scientists instead that they are on the wrong path.

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I would say that all of Hawking's supposed sins are confirmed as true.

Why else would God be punishing him with such a protracted and disgusting death process?

I wonder if Hawking gets a wheel chair and a talking gizmo when he gets to HELL ?
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In 1963, God answered Stephen Hawkings betrayal by cursing him with Down Syndrome. He later claimed that his body was physically disabled but in reality he is making up a poor excuse for sitting in a wheelchair all day getting his lazy scientist ass wiped by beautiful british nurses.
God is just, I bet his butt nurse looks like Susan Boyle.
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God is just, I bet his butt nurse looks like Susan Boyle.
I believe that having Susan Boyle as your butt nurse is one of the biggest punishments known to men and a clear evidence that God punishes evil sinners such as Stephen Hawking.

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I wonder if Hawking gets a wheel chair and a talking gizmo when he gets to HELL ?
Hopefully not, he would be driving Satan insane with all of his scientific blabbering.
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Interesting that till now science can not explain who we are , where we live, where is the beginning and the end of Universe. Most important is that scientists are clueless about everything which disprove idiotic Evolution theory.
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5. Science claims that the Earth is round! However, this is pure nonsense. Every True Christian knows that the Earth is flat, furthermore the bible clearly mentions 4 corners of the earth, several times in fact. Once again, science proves it's stupidity.


Genesis 1:10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
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5. Science claims that the Earth is round! However, this is pure nonsense. Every True Christian knows that the Earth is flat, furthermore the bible clearly mentions 4 corners of the earth, several times in fact. Once again, science proves it's stupidity.


Genesis 1:10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
That is to be read METAPHORICALLY
Like "it's raining cat's and dogs"; same principle.
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That is to be read METAPHORICALLY
Like "it's raining cat's and dogs"; same principle.
Oh really? And exactly where does it say that certain parts of the Holy Word of God are to be taken "metaphorically?" And who decides which parts you write off as such?

My Bible says that we are to obey every word.

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Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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I wouldn't even glorify it with the term "hoax". It's really nothing more than a dumb story.
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You are calling science wrong yet you belive that a book written by outcast and rebels to the Romen empire with many sections excluded from it ( see history channel's banned from the bible). It makes no sense to me because science created the computer that this blog is on and science also created the gasoline that you put in your car to make it to church. Also on the first reason you cite that the big bang says that the universe was created from nothing( which is not true because most scientist conclude that the big bang's explosion was caused by a singularity of all the major forces in the universe but where that singularity was created that is still a mystery for silence to discover) but yet I pose the question where did god come from ?
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Young lady, you are confusing "science" and "technology."

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