I may Be the New King of Nigeria

[Benedict A. Davis]

I have today received my 5th official notice that there is money waiting for my collection in one of the major banking institutions inside the country. As best as I can figure the notices, this weeks total, close to $57,000,000 USD. As a matter of Reference The GDP is $584 per person per year.

FROM: MR.LAMINDO SANUSI
EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR,
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TELE:+234-818-009-104-5

ATTENTION:BENEFICIARY


THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR OVER DUE INHERITANCE FUNDS HAS BEEN GAZETTED TO
BE RELEASED, VIA KEY TELEX TRANSFER (KTT) -DIRECT WIRE TRANSFER TO YOU OR
THROUGH ANY OF OUR CORRESPONDENT BANK NOMINATED BY THE SENATE COMMITTEE FOR
FOREIGN OVER DUE FUND TRANSFER.

MEANWHILE, A WOMAN CAME TO MY OFFICE FEW DAYS AGO WITH A LETTER AND SOME
DOCUMENTS, CLAIMING TO BE YOUR TRUE REPRESENTATIVE. HERE ARE HER INFORMATION’S
FOR YOU TO CONFIRM TO THIS OFFICE IF THIS WOMAN IS TRULY FROM YOU OR NOT SO THAT
THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYING INTO ANY WRONG....
IF WE DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU WITHIN THE NEXT SEVEN WORKING DAYS FROM TODAY.
WE ARE SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE THE DELAY IN TRANSFERRING OF THIS FUND MUST
HAVE CAUSED YOU.

CONGRATULATIONS.
MR.LAMINDO SANUSI,
GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN).
CC: SENATE PRESIDENT
CC: BOARD OF DIRECTORS [FPD]
CC: ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF NIGERIA.

Of course I have sent all relevant information to secure this money as well as the other enquiries who all seemed to need the same information.
Now you might ask yourself how I have made the jump from the Soon to be richest man in Nigeria to being the chosen King of Nigeria. By tradition Nigeria has always had a monarchy somewhere in their active government participants. The country by their description is a Christian Country, as seen in their pledge of allegiance.

I pledge to Nigeria my country
To be faithful, loyal and honest
To serve Nigeria with all my strength
To defend her unity
And uphold her honour and glory
So help me God.

My concern is this. Is our Lord blessing me with all this untold wealth because he has chosen me to become King? I mean, this sudden money entering my life could only come from him, God has seen fit to make me rich to be of service to him. The Bible tells me Romans 13:1 in the KJV : Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
The Bible also states Daniel 2:21 "It is He who changes the times and the epochs; He removes kings and establishes kings; He gives wisdom to wise men And knowledge to men of understanding.
My problem is I , like Jesus, is having a moment of doubt. How can I be sure this is what the Lord is calling me to do? While I wait for the windfall to settle I would be interested in my Brothers thoughts about this situation.
Right now though I am learning the Nigerian National Anthem, which I might change one I am crowned.Our Lord and Savior is not mentioned until the second stanza.

Arise, O compassion, Nigeria's call
Obey to serve our fatherland with love
And strengh and faith.
the labour of our heroes
Past shall never be in
Vain to serve with heart and might
One nation bound in Freedom, Peace and Unity.

O God of creation,
Direct our noble cause
Guide thou our leaders right
Help our youth
The truth to know
In love and honesty to grow
And living just and true
Great lofty height attain
To build a nation where
Peace and justice shall reign

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

A miracle is something that no one expected, and from reading between your lines, I estimate that you never expected to be given so much wealth that your elevation to Royalty would be a certainty.

Only God does miracles and God does not deceive people. I would reply immediately for more information. To delay might mean rejecting God's gifts, which is a serious business and may encourage His Perfect Wrath.

If you have any doubts, just look at the 2nd line of the Nigerian Pledge of Allegiance - "To be faithful, loyal and honest" - who would not utterly trust such a citizen?

You have been blessed.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

A miracle is something that no one expected, and from reading between your lines, I estimate that you never expected to be given so much wealth that your elevation to Royalty would be a certainty.

Only God does miracles and God does not deceive people. I would reply immediately for more information. To delay might mean rejecting God's gifts, which is a serious business and may encourage His Perfect Wrath.

If you have any doubts, just look at the 2nd line of the Nigerian Pledge of Allegiance - "To be faithful, loyal and honest" - who would not utterly trust such a citizen?

You have been blessed.

Thank you for your support Brother, I have responded to all 7 inquiries and am awaiting instructions.

[HTannor]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

Brother Davis, I extend my heartfelt congratulations on this incredible opportunity and sincerely hope all will go as planned.

You and I have something in common in that I, too, have been in contact with a Nigerian Princess and have offered to help her move funds out of the country. My reward will be much more modest - nearer to $5,000,000. However, Princess Uwanaboinkme tells me I will become a member of the royal court, but only as a Count or something, as the letters have been a bit vague on the subject.

Perhaps we can travel together to claim our rewards.

[Jeremiah Abernathy]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

It is good to see the negroes of Nigeria have seen some sense and are willing to crown a Godly white Christian man as the leader of their nation. The whole of Africa would've been so much better off if the blacks hadn't driven all the white christians from power.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

Brother Davis, I extend my heartfelt congratulations on this incredible opportunity and sincerely hope all will go as planned.

You and I have something in common in that I, too, have been in contact with a Nigerian Princess and have offered to help her move funds out of the country. My reward will be much more modest - nearer to $5,000,000. However, Princess Uwanaboinkme tells me I will become a member of the royal court, but only as a Count or something, as the letters have been a bit vague on the subject.

Perhaps we can travel together to claim our rewards.

Brother Tannor what good news, I was deciding if I needed a Lawyer to travel with me, but a Judge...You will be a boon. Another unexpected bit of luck. The Lord is certainly bestowing gifts on me! I am bathing in His Glory and Goodness. I must find a way to show my appreciation To God, this is a bit more than your normal Hallmark moment.What should I do? I believe it will be a day spent in prayer to answer this one but if anyone has valid, biblical, ideas please let me know. YIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

You may want to offer financial assistance in expediting this. Often in fourth world countries, a few dollars or shiny beads can be used to get peoples attention in the pits of despair that all the inhabitants are in.
Also, if you do visit, remember they are all savages. Wear sunglasses. Carry a barbed walking stick and a gun on a string around your neck. Feel free to shoot any heathen that gets within ten feet of you uninvited. Be sure to request reimbursement for all the bullets you will need to expel.
Finally, be sure to bring the left over Bibles fro the Mission to Japan, you can hand them out to the unfortunate white inhabitants. The nigras are all savages and they will try to eat the Good Book instead of reading it.

Congratulations your Royal Highness again on your good fortune. I always thought there was something special about you

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

Watch "Coming to America" with Eddie Murphy. When you arrive in Nigeria your reception should be similar to the gathering he was bestowed when he found his princess and returned to Zumunda. I picture Nigeria as an elite area of Africa with wealth and prosperity everywhere, exactly like Dubai. After you have been there awhile, ask if it's politically correct to actually say Nigeria, or maybe they have a less offensive term. Also try to find out why they picked a racial slur when they named their country.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

You may want to offer financial assistance in expediting this. Often in fourth world countries, a few dollars or shiny beads can be used to get peoples attention in the pits of despair that all the inhabitants are in.
Also, if you do visit, remember they are all savages. Wear sunglasses. Carry a barbed walking stick and a gun on a string around your neck. Feel free to shoot any heathen that gets within ten feet of you uninvited. Be sure to request reimbursement for all the bullets you will need to expel.
Finally, be sure to bring the left over Bibles fro the Mission to Japan, you can hand them out to the unfortunate white inhabitants. The nigras are all savages and they will try to eat the Good Book instead of reading it.

Congratulations your Royal Highness again on your good fortune. I always thought there was something special about you

I was wondering if your advice would be the best way to introduce myself to the country but on long reflection you are giving sound advice.
One needs to look at the Bible, the books Kings 1 and Kings 2 with special attention paid to Solomon and his rise to the Throne. I mean he has always been considered the wisest of Rulers in the Bible. When he 1st became King his 1st commands was to knock off those who opposed his rule, even his own brothers. The Book of 1 Kings 2:5-9; 1Kings 2:24-25; 1Kings 2:29-34; 1Kings 2:33; 1Kings 2:44,46; He not only cleans house but might be the 1st to prove the ''Godfather'' Adage ''Keep your friends close but your enemies closer'' when in his dealings with Shime. He allowed him to live as long as long as Shime promised not to leave the city limits.Unfortunately,for Shime he was drawn out of town on pressing business matters and Solomon got wind. Bye bye Shime.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

I am impressed that Negroes in Africa have enough common sense to recognize that they do not have the necessities to manage their governmental affairs.

There are certainly great advantages to being King of Nigeria, such as billions in oil revenue, diamond mining, tons of valuable ore to be extracted from the earth, and other considerations. But be careful that you do not get the AIDS from shaking hands or allowing the heathens to kiss the hem of your garment.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

Thank you for your words of encouragement and your word of warning as well. like Solomon I am more interested in gaining Spiritual Wisdom and less concerned with worldly wealth but that said it is hard to say no to owning a few diamond and gold mines.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

Dear Brother Benedict,

While your new homeland's national anthem is stirring, might I suggest a more contemporary tune? For example, I happen to know that Murray Head's 1980s hit "One Night in Bangkok" can be had for a surprisingly affordable fee. You could even change the words, for example, to "One Night in Ibo". Pray on it! (I sure will).

Yours in Him,
Bab
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[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

This is incredible, Brother. It so happens that I received a very similar letter from a Niggerian prince! It finally seems that God is rewarding us for our loyalty to Him. I can't wait until I get my 40,000,000 dollars.

FROM: Dr Altaka Yurmani
Central Bank of Nigeria
Lagos, Nigeria
01-658-21-2658


TO: Isaiah Jones


Dear Sir,

I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,
Prince Alyusi Islassis

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

I can see now that if the Lord has truly bestowed this gift of leadership upon me, making me the instrument of his grand scheme in Nigeria, the 1st order of business I must address [after showing proper thanks to our Lord in Heaven and Earth of course] the banking system there. I believe a stop gap measure will be to dissolve the present banking system and re-institute the Kings coffers where all business transactions will be addressed.
Speaking of long range plans, I will look to Solomon once again and divide the country into 12 districts where I will appoint overseers to deal with day to day activities and these 12 will be responsible for the total upkeep of the government, including the military, for 1 month a year.[1 Kings 4:7 And Solomon had twelve officers over all Israel, which provided victuals for the king and his household: each man his month in a year made provision. thru 28]. So I will be looking for 12 go-getters to head up a section of the country. I will have to figure out how to be most equitable for all involved but please remember this is still in the planning stage.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: I may Be the New King of Nigeria

Since my wife and I started taking separate vacations a few years back, she always goes to Nigeria for some reason. She is well aquainted with the country and says no one in the country EVER uses the name Nigeria. I'm not sure how they spell it in Africanese, but it is pronounced "En-Word-ia.