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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

    Pastor Zeke asked me to help valet the vehicles this Sunday at Church because Tator was away a Gun Camp.

    I did the best I could, but, as you can see, my skills are better used in the home cooking and cleaning.

    I thought this would be a good example to bring home the point to young girls not to get all uppity and think you can be a women's libber and do a man's job. Clearly we cannot!

    Learn your place.

    With Love, Sister Thumper
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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #2
    Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

    I agree completely. Women just don't belong around cars!
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    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #3
      Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

      Gah! You took pictures of when I was trying to get that goth's arm unstuck from under my axle?
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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #4
        Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
        Gah! You took pictures of when I was trying to get that goth's arm unstuck from under my axle?
        Ummmm .....I was going to help you. Really. But by the time I got my camera put away it was all over.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Ixi
          Wretched Unsaved Goth
          Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
          • Sep 2006
          • 844

          #5
          Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

          Well I can't cook and clean for crap so I'm working.
          A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #6
            Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
            Well I can't cook and clean for crap so I'm working.
            You are too ugly to get a decent husband, so it does look like you will have to work.

            Concerned, Sister Thumper
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            • Ixi
              Wretched Unsaved Goth
              Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
              • Sep 2006
              • 844

              #7
              Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

              How how do you know what I look like?
              A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #8
                Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                Well I can't cook and clean for crap so I'm working.
                Girls nowdays are not taught the essentials....how to cook, clean, obey their husbands, keep the brats quiet and shut their yaps.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Ixi
                  Wretched Unsaved Goth
                  Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 844

                  #9
                  Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                  Girls should be taught to work and other stuff.
                  A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #10
                    Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                    Girls should be taught to work and other stuff.
                    Yes, there is a demand for 'party girls' who are already on the road to SATAN'S estuary.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Ixi
                      Wretched Unsaved Goth
                      Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 844

                      #11
                      Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                      Whatever, I think women should stand up for themselves, this whole "guy better than women" thing is stupid.
                      A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                      • Marshall
                        Righteous and Patriotic
                        Highest body count at the VFW
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 3322

                        #12
                        Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                        Whatever, I think women should stand up for themselves, this whole "guy better than women" thing is stupid.
                        Jesus disagrees.
                        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                        • Ixi
                          Wretched Unsaved Goth
                          Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 844

                          #13
                          Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                          How did Jesus see his mother, Mary?
                          A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9323

                            #14
                            Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                            How did Jesus see his mother, Mary?
                            As a bothersome old JOO. Of course the MIRACLE of His birth proves that He is the Living Son of God, but you see one old JOOish woman, you have seen them all. God pretty much forgot about her but the CATLICKS worship her above JESUS. That is their sin...as well as being heretics and homers.
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • Ixi
                              Wretched Unsaved Goth
                              Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 844

                              #15
                              Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

                              Mary is kool beans.
                              A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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