[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

yeah, yeah, yeah. Eternal suffering and the works. But your avoiding my question as to where this hell house is and how I could enter it, as to I would like to see it for myself. And for the last time, I'm not a lesbian and nor do I participate in sadisctic/masochistic sexual acts.

Well, I am very sorry, but since the secular DEMONCRAT courts closed Hell House on a silly technicality it is temporarily closed until the Republicans retake America from the terrorists. We would be happy to send some people to your town to stat a Hell House in your home if the money is right.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

We would be happy to send some people to your town to stat a Hell House in your home if the money is right.

Perhaps we can turn Scallion's own residence into a Hell House. I'm sure that it already has the makings of one.

[hellion]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Well, I am very sorry, but since the secular DEMONCRAT courts closed Hell House on a silly technicality it is temporarily closed until the Republicans retake America from the terrorists. We would be happy to send some people to your town to stat a Hell House in your home if the money is right.

Haha! I don't think so. But I bet if you cleaned it up a little, you know: no actual blood or masturbation seens and no actual fetuses, then they'd let you put it back up. There are places where you can buy fake human body parts that look extensively real, along with fake blood too. And maybe if you didn't put human waste on the walls or use children as workers. There are ways to make a terrifying haunted house without using REAL human body parts or animal parts. So let me know when you got that back up and running.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Haha! I don't think so. But I bet if you cleaned it up a little, you know: no actual blood or masturbation seens and no actual fetuses, then they'd let you put it back up. There are places where you can buy fake human body parts that look extensively real, along with fake blood too. And maybe if you didn't put human waste on the walls or use children as workers. There are ways to make a terrifying haunted house without using REAL human body parts or animal parts. So let me know when you got that back up and running.

Listen harlot: We True Christians™ at Landover Baptist Church do not go in for fakery or lies. We do not need to "spin" God's truth, oh no. We only use the finest of ingredients in our Hell house. Our aim is to put the fear of God into trash like you, not give you some cheap thrills.

[hellion]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Listen harlot: We True Christians™ at Landover Baptist Church do not go in for fakery or lies. We do not need to "spin" God's truth, oh no. We only use the finest of ingredients in our Hell house. Our aim is to put the fear of God into trash like you, not give you some cheap thrills.

I'm not afraid of Hell. The only thing you're doing by using real blood and...human waste...is confirming that you're gross, disgusting, and you have no respect for the dead. (referring to stealing dead bodies and carelessly throwing them around the house) Now that's a fast ticket to Hell.
But now, you can't even have a Hell House because of you're stubborn beliefs. So what would you rather do? Use synthetic body parts and fake blood that looks equally as scary (and is legal) and keep Hell House up and running. Or be gross, and have Hell House shut down.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

I'm not afraid of Hell. The only thing you're doing by using real blood and...human waste...is confirming that you're gross, disgusting, and you have no respect for the dead. (referring to stealing dead bodies and carelessly throwing them around the house) Now that's a fast ticket to Hell.
But now, you can't even have a Hell House because of you're stubborn beliefs. So what would you rather do? Use synthetic body parts and fake blood that looks equally as scary (and is legal) and keep Hell House up and running. Or be gross, and have Hell House shut down.

Mr. Hell Onion

First off, despite the fact that you're patently *wrong*, I just want to take a moment to share something with you. You are not allowed to judge us True Christians(tm). Judging is reserved for God Himself and His Favorite People, the members of the congregation of Landover Baptist Church. Your sputtering merely increases the amount of spittle you have spat upon the Baby Jesus, and therefore increases the size of Satan's tallywhacker once you get to Hell(tm).

On another note, I assure you that the bodies are hardly carelessly thrown about. The corpses of the damned are strewn about with the greatest of care, to ensure that the Hell(tm) is scared out of every passerby, literally! What better use to put the dead to than scaring the currently-living into accepting Jesus as their Saviour(tm), I ask you! The more decayed the body, the more tortured the soul has been in Hell(tm), and therefore the more scared the visitor will be. Glory!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

I'm not afraid of Hell. The only thing you're doing by using real blood and...human waste...is confirming that you're gross, disgusting, and you have no respect for the dead. (referring to stealing dead bodies and carelessly throwing them around the house) Now that's a fast ticket to Hell.

Please show me which verse in the Holy Bible says that using rotting human bodies, organs, blood or fecal matter is "a fast ticket to hell.

It just amazes me that you come in here mocking God and spitting on the Bible, but then give us bizarre lectures about going to hell. Which is it?

I can tell you what God hates. Take a look at these verses:

Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

I can recognize you in every single one of those abominations to God, witch.

[Ixi]

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Yeah, Hellion isn't a lesbian, and neither am I. Now can you please let me change my sig and take off that pic?

[Ixi]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Thats just disgusting, I'm calling the FBI on you.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Thats just disgusting, I'm calling the FBI on you.

No point.
They've already shut our hellhouse down.

Now would you stop persecuting us for our faith?

[Ixi]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

You can continue your faith, but not in ways that harm others!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

You can continue your faith, but not in ways that harm others!

We have a right to practice our faith in any way we seem fit.
You might want to read the constitution.

BTW Our hellhouse doesn't hurt anyone, it Saves them from eternal damnation.

[Ixi]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Sticking peoples body parts in it is disgusting, and all that other...stuff.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Haven't you ever heard of people who donate their body to science? Well, these folks donated their bodies to Creation Science! Even if they didn't know it at the time....

[Ixi]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Donate your body to science=good. But to steal a body? Thats horrible!