[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

I didn't have to. All I had to do was take a look at your display picture and I was already horrified! Well, it was more of a 'WOW! Someone must be pretty drunk to do the un-godly thing with him' sorta thing. But I guess that's an emotion related to fear.

Well then, I won your dare to scare you. It's too bad you will welch on paying up because I won fair and square! You see, men ARE smarter than women.

[Student of Landover]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Well then, I won your dare to scare you. It's too bad you will welch on paying up because I won fair and square! You see, men ARE smarter than women.

1) I doubt she sees your brilliant logic, as of course, she is a woman, or even something lower.
2) Would a kind Godly man like yourself deprive her of money she hasn't got? She doesn't even have enough to tithe, so she wouldn't have any chance of paying you.

[hellion]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Well then, I won your dare to scare you. It's too bad you will welch on paying up because I won fair and square! You see, men ARE smarter than women.

So you admit that you're hideously ugly? Yeah....that's real inteligent...(sarcasm) And I said 'horrified by your fugly face' is an emotion related to fear. Not fear itself.

[hellion]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

1) I doubt she sees your brilliant logic, as of course, she is a woman, or even something lower.
2) Would a kind Godly man like yourself deprive her of money she hasn't got? She doesn't even have enough to tithe, so she wouldn't have any chance of paying you.

He just called basically called himself ugly. How is that brilliant? And I thought there was nothing lower than a woman according to your bible...oh wait, I forgot about you...

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

He just called basically called himself ugly. How is that brilliant? And I thought there was nothing lower than a woman according to your bible...oh wait, I forgot about you...

Because True Christians are capable of thinking of subjects other than fornication, so he recognises that his physical appearance is less important than getting a poor, misled sinner to stop playing the Jew and cough up the cash they owe to Jesus!

[hellion]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Because True Christians are capable of thinking of subjects other than fornication, so he recognises that his physical appearance is less important than getting a poor, misled sinner to stop playing the Jew and cough up the cash they owe to Jesus!

Oh yeah, you're ugly too. So sorry I offended you. (sarcasm)
And sure, I'm a sinner. But it's better to be an open sinner than a false saint.
Guess who the false saint is...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Oh yeah, you're ugly too. So sorry I offended you. (sarcasm)
And sure, I'm a sinner. But it's better to be an open sinner than a false saint.
Guess who the false saint is...

Ixi?

[Lady Sorrow]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Pastor Zeke asked me to help valet the vehicles this Sunday at Church because Tator was away a Gun Camp.

I did the best I could, but, as you can see, my skills are better used in the home cooking and cleaning.

I thought this would be a good example to bring home the point to young girls not to get all uppity and think you can be a women's libber and do a man's job. Clearly we cannot!

Learn your place.

With Love, Sister Thumper

How right you are, sister. The best place for us girls is in the kitchen cooking for our men. Since I am still a student and have yet to be given in Godly marriage, I can spend time with practice dishes and housekeeping so that when I am fit to be given in marriage, I'll know how to please my man. Glory!

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Sensible, fully!
Poeticatable? Not very.

Suggest at some point we create a workshop thread
for the weaker sex to be schooled toward elegant verbiage.

Where men must declaim,
our women may yet
in their mild way,
elocute

Indeed, see there?
origin of a vulgarism,
"cute".

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More poetry,
More guns,
More roses at home.


Ah, ladies...

I'm a pure Peter--
in fend for you

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Buddy, what in the hell are you going on about? I can't understand a word you're saying. Did you say something about your peter in that last one?

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Every word I use is found in the Bible.
Except for "mousie" and "brownie", and a few others.
For these exceptional words,
I follow a strict regiment,
dredging needed-alphabet letters ONLY from the Bible.

What's not to understand?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Sensible, fully!
Poeticatable? Not very.

Suggest at some point we create a workshop thread
for the weaker sex to be schooled toward elegant verbiage.

Where men must declaim,
our women may yet
in their mild way,
elocute

Indeed, see there?
origin of a vulgarism,
"cute".

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More poetry,
More guns,
More roses at home.


Ah, ladies...

I'm a pure Peter--
in fend for you

I am quite certain that the words I have highlighted are not found in the Holy KJV1611 Bible. So stop making things up about God's Word. Jesus is not a nancyboy.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

THIEF! You took his body parts without permission, and did he deliberatly run over the goth with his car? HE SHOULD BE THROWN IN JAIL! Enjoy being butt raped, Brother Wash.

"Enjoy being butt raped, Brother Wash". That is an ill-natured, unkind thing to say Iki. That is downright bad-assed and spiteful! You criticise us for being mean, and here you are vindictively revelling in the possibility of Brother Wash being abused in jail. You should be ashamed of yourself Iki. It just goes to show the nastiness in the hearts of those who have not accepted Jesus.

[Ixi]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

That is downright bad-assed and spiteful!

You think I'm the one being mean? HE RAN OVER SOMEONE WITH HIS CAR!!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

You think I'm the one being mean? HE RAN OVER SOMEONE WITH HIS CAR!!

Ixi,
They do not throw people in jail here in Iowa for hunting without a license.