[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hellsinner's obscenity

Pastor Al! Not only was that comment MEAN towards poor Lilith , but you also nearly made me spit out the juice I was drinking all over my keyboard

I dread to think what kind of devil's juice you were drinking, young lady! When will you learn that the Godly members of these blessed forums are interested in Jesus and the Bible, not in whether you spit or not?

[lilith]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

I'll bet! I thought the only thing you did was play the meat horn in a Manwich Sandwich Band.

Oh charming! You know,for an old bloke,you're inclined to be awfully catty.
Are you sure you're a bloke?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Oh charming! You know,for an old bloke,you're inclined to be awfully catty.
Are you sure you're a bloke?

*Ducks and runs for cover to avoid the imminent blast when Pastor Al sees this*

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

I come up with these WONDERFUL one-liners but they never make the cut to the "Best Of' thread. It's SOOOOO depressing. I understand that 'Lilith ' jokes are as boring as Dubya jokes.....sorta like brother and sister, those two....but still.

[lilith]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

I come up with these WONDERFUL one-liners but they never make the cut to the "Best Of' thread. It's SOOOOO depressing. I understand that 'Lilith ' jokes are as boring as Dubya jokes.....sorta like brother and sister, those two....but still.

It's a fortunate thing that you live so far away.

It's Guy Fawkes night here. There's an interesting old custom called "burning the guy"...amazing what can catch fire unexpectedly.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

It's a fortunate thing that you live so far away.

It's Guy Fawkes night here. There's an interesting old custom called "burning the guy"...amazing what can catch fire unexpectedly.

Yes, based on the ritual immolation of Catholics. A fine old Christian tradition, that.

[lilith]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Yes, based on the ritual immolation of Catholics. A fine old Christian tradition, that.

Strangely enough Brother T, I wasn't thinking of catholics.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Strangely enough Brother T, I wasn't thinking of catholics.

No, you were thinking of eating babies, fornicating with Ukranian sailors, and coming up with new ways to enrage Jesus. What else is new?

[hellion]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Pastor Zeke asked me to help valet the vehicles this Sunday at Church because Tator was away a Gun Camp.

I did the best I could, but, as you can see, my skills are better used in the home cooking and cleaning.

I thought this would be a good example to bring home the point to young girls not to get all uppity and think you can be a women's libber and do a man's job. Clearly we cannot!

Learn your place.

With Love, Sister Thumper

Where is this church of yours? I'd LOVE to meet you...

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Where is this church of yours? I'd LOVE to meet you...

Is that supposed to be a threat?
I'm sorry but that's just too funny.


What a silly little girl you are.

[hellion]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

Is that supposed to be a threat?
I'm sorry but that's just too funny.


What a silly little girl you are.

It's not a threat. I want to go there and actually see what this church is all about. Especially that 'hell house' I've heard about. What exactly is that supposed to be? But no. I'm not trying to be threatening at all. Maybe you're just paranoid.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

It's not a threat. I want to go there and actually see what this church is all about. Especially that 'hell house' I've heard about. What exactly is that supposed to be? But no. I'm not trying to be threatening at all. Maybe you're just paranoid.

It wasn't a threat, it was a statement of thespian intent. But anyway, you can read all about the Landover Hell House here:
Room 1
Room 2
Room 3
Room 4
Room 5
Room 6
Room 7
Room 8
Room 9
Room 10
Room 12

[hellion]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

It wasn't a threat, it was a statement of thespian intent. But anyway, you can read all about the Landover Hell House here:
Room 1
Room 2
Room 3
Room 4
Room 5
Room 6
Room 7
Room 8
Room 9
Room 10
Room 12

No, my intentions are simple. I would like to experience this hell house. I'm a big fan of haunted houses of any kind, the scarier the better. The only thing I won't do is the 'whipping' in room 11b. But I don't think I'll have to worry about that. But you were mistaken in Room 6, I believe it was. Jimmy Hendrix didn't die of marijauna over-dose. No one knows for sure how he died, but many say an accidental over-dose of Vesperax.

[Student of Landover]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

The only thing I won't do is the 'whipping' in room 11b.

You'll get a million times worse when you're in hell, hellion. And it won't be like the "whippings" you get in your sadistic, perverted games with other women, either. It would be smart to convert now, and avoid that fate.

[hellion]

Re: Women Should NOT Work Outside the Home

You'll get a million times worse when you're in hell, hellion. And it won't be like the "whippings" you get in your sadistic, perverted games with other women, either. It would be smart to convert now, and avoid that fate.

yeah, yeah, yeah. Eternal suffering and the works. But your avoiding my question as to where this hell house is and how I could enter it, as to I would like to see it for myself. And for the last time, I'm not a lesbian and nor do I participate in sadisctic/masochistic sexual acts.