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  • 7554 is not 1337! Viet Cong propaganda invades your XBOX!

    When liberals whine about America bombing brown people, a.k.a. "hard power", they claim that their alternative, "soft power" is better. They point to Vietnam, and how they have ended up turning into capitalist allies, meaning that if we had cut and run right away as the hippies wanted, we still would have "won" the Vietnam War without firing a shot.

    Well, if the Vietnamese are such capitalist allies, how can they explain their new computer game, a Call-Of-Duty clone called "7554"? (The title seems to be "1337" in Vietnamese. I'll trust their math, but only because they're Asians)

    7554 is Viet Kong propaganda, pure and simple. It recreates their glory days of the battle of Bien Yen Poo, among others. Unlike Call Of Duty there is no driving of vehicles, either because they figured Asians would find that made the game too difficult, or because by giving people practise, they might destroy Asia's cultural tradition of being terrible drivers.

    I've heard it has a secret mission where you hunt cats for food, but I stopped playing because got carpal tunnel syndrome right around the 100th spelling error (level 2, I believe).

    Now before you say "so it's Call of Duty where you shoot Frenchies instead of Krauts, so what?" Well, each mission starts with a long lecture on the Viet Cong (as a way of hiding the horrible load times) and while the translation is so bad it usually makes no sense, remember that kids are capable of making sense of rap lyrics and text messages. Yes, it looks like "soft power" works both ways, and now it's the Vietnamese who are conquering US without fireing a shot.


    "Me so clickey!" She seems to be putting far too much loving care into simulating that Frenchman's pant-bulges just right. And why is that guy in the background playing a game? Tell him to get to work!
    Forget Cambodia, the new VC santuary is right inside your child's XBOX!
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    Re: 7554 is not 1337! Viet Cong propaganda invades your XBOX!

    Say Mr. Jeb Thurmond, are you a racist? Because you sure sound like one but maybe you're just overly patriotic (which is practically the same).

    Anyway, you have failed multiple times with what you've said.

    First off: "The title seems to be "1337" in Vietnamese." The name "7554" comes from the historic date, 7 May, 1954.

    1. "Unlike Call Of Duty there is no driving of vehicles" Have you ever played CoD? I guess not because CoD is a dumb rail shooter. You walk, you shoot and then you watch a cut scene, that's basically a summary of all eight CoD games. You're probably talking about the game "Battlefield".

    2. ""Me so clickey!" She seems to be putting far too much loving care into simulating that Frenchman's pant-bulges just right" Ah haha you're sofunny, oh wait, you're not, you're just dumb and racist. Oh and by the way, she's working on the UVW map of the model but you wouldn't know that.

    3. "And why is that guy in the background playing a game? Tell him to get to work! " You're really not the smartest guy are you? Or are you just trying to be "funny" again? No offense but you're awful. Again, you wouldn't know this but "that guy" is working on the level design inside the games' editor.

    4."so it's Call of Duty where you shoot Frenchies instead of Krauts, so what?" Er, I think you mean "Battlefield" again.... And "Krauts"? Not only is this term overly offensive but also idiotic. Germans don't like "Sauerkraut" any more than Americans do, it's just a stupid stereotype. But hey, I'm sure you wouldn't find it offensive if I'd call you "Big Mac", right?

    5. "remember that kids are capable of making sense of rap lyrics and text messages" Haha and yet here you are talking about "leet language" (1337). Hypocrite!

    6. "and now it's the Vietnamese who are conquering US without fireing a shot." Two spelling errors in just one sentence and you make fun of a game made by people who don't even live in the United States? Have you ever thought about the fact that their first language isn't English? Though I bet yours is, so shame on you! And no one is conquering the US... IT'S JUST A VIDEO GAME!

    7. "Forget Cambodia, the new VC santuary is right inside your child's XBOX" Does your ignorance hurt much? The game is PC only! So how could my children play this on their Xbox? Have you even played this game? Because you seem to have no clue at all regarding this video game or video games in general.

    Now let's talk about your tags. (games cause murders, hippies, murder simulators, video games, vietnam ).

    1. No, games do not cause murders! Schizophrenic people with bad parenthood's cause murders. 2. "Hippies"? God preaching people like you are used to be called hippies. Don't get me wrong, I believe in God just as much as any other good Christian. 3. "murder simulators" If war is murder then America murdered millions and funny that you'd call a run N' gun shooter like this a "simulator". Again, proves you have no clue about video games.

    And haha your signature cracks me up, "Proud supporter of Anyone But Obama For President/Exorcist-in-chief 2012!" 1. Obama is the best that has happened to this country in a long time but yeah I see, he's black so all his efforts don't count eh? I'm sure you'd prefer war-hungry Bush back. And yeah you're an Exorcist alright...

    God be with you my little pink piggy.

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      Re: 7554 is not 1337! Viet Cong propaganda invades your XBOX!

      Originally posted by Atarah View Post
      Say Mr. Jeb Thurmond, are you a racist? Because you sure sound like one but maybe you're just overly patriotic (which is practically the same).
      What race is "American"?

      Do you know what "racist" means?

      And haha your signature cracks me up, "Proud supporter of Anyone But Obama For President/Exorcist-in-chief 2012!" 1. Obama is the best that has happened to this country in a long time but yeah I see, he's black so all his efforts don't count eh? I'm sure you'd prefer war-hungry Bush back. And yeah you're an Exorcist alright...
      Barack Obama's father is black, and his mother is white. That makes him a mulatto -- exactly half and half.

      I can say that Barack Obama is white with exactly as much intellectual honesty as you exercise when you call him black. Of course, you call him black because you are a racist. You think black people are "special" compared to white people, so you WANT him to be black.

      Proof of your racism? Right here.

      God be with you my little pink piggy.
      Your bigotry disgusts me.

      And Brother Jeb is voting for someone for "President/Exorcist in Chief". He's not claiming to be "Exorcist in Chief".

      He used to support Bobby Jindal, who is well known as a former exorcist before becoming Governor of Louisiana. Google it.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        Re: 7554 is not 1337! Viet Cong propaganda invades your XBOX!

        Originally posted by Atarah View Post
        1. No, games do not cause murders! Schizophrenic people with bad parenthood's cause murders. 2. "Hippies"? God preaching people like you are used to be called hippies. Don't get me wrong, I believe in God just as much as any other good Christian. 3. "murder simulators" If war is murder then America murdered millions and funny that you'd call a run N' gun shooter like this a "simulator". Again, proves you have no clue about video games.
        Hold it there friend, were do you get peace, love and toleration out of The Bible. Sure Jesus wore sandals but do you think driving the money lenders out of The Temple by beating them sounds like a Hippie?

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Re: 7554 is not 1337! Viet Cong propaganda invades your XBOX!

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          He used to support Bobby Jindal, who is well known as a former exorcist before becoming Governor of Louisiana. Google it.
          They'll all have to learn exorcism to clean out the White House. Maybe it would be better to simply burn it and build a new one. In Iowa.

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