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Here they are: the best and brightest that the Republican Party has to offer. I find that in particular Santorum gives "cream of the cream" a whole new meaning, but judge for yourself:

(Note: read this if you need help understanding all these politician-words)

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MITT ROMNEY

Arguments for:

Arguments against:



Mitt Romney is a member of the Mormon Cult. More information: Supports murdering babies:



Rick Santorum



Arguments for:

  • Proud to be a business failure, just like George W Bush. “The issue in this race is not the economy” "I don't care what the unemployment rate is going to be. It doesn't matter to me".
  • Rick Santorum tells Puerto Rico: speak english or get out!
  • His warmup speaker tells Jews etc. to "GET OUT!" of America.
  • The choice of Alabama and Mississippi, and historically they've always made the right political calls
  • "One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country.... Many of the Christian faith have said, well, that's okay, contraception is okay. It's not okay. It's a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be." —Rick Santorum, interview with CaffeinatedThoughts.com (October 2011)
  • On JFK's 1960 speech on separation of church and state: “Earlier in my political career, I had the opportunity to read the speech, and I almost threw up.” (October 2011)
  • "President Obama wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob” – to a Tea Party group in Michigan (February 2012) (note: snob is a code-word for "uppity negro".
  • "I find it almost remarkable for a black man to say, 'We're going to decide who are people and who are not people." —Rick Santorum, CNS News interview (January 2011)
  • Hurricane Katrina wasn't bad enough: "I mean, you have people who don't heed those warnings and then put people at risk as a result of not heeding those warnings. There may be a need to look at tougher penalties on those who decide to ride it out and understand that there are consequences to not leaving."
Arguments against:
  • Catholic
Newt Gingrich



Arguments for:Michelle Bachman



Arguments for:Mike Huckabee

Annointed by Lou Engel, who actively supports the execution of gays
Is related to our own Sister Mary Maria

Supports Biblical Law, not the constitution: "I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution. But I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that’s what we need to do — is to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than try to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view of how we treat each other and how we treat the family."





Pro-family: Women Should Submit
  • On August 26, 1998, Huckabee was one of 131 co-signers of a full page ad in USA Today, which supported the Southern Baptist Convention's statement on the family. That statement said, in part, "A wife is to submit herself graciously to the servant leadership of her husband even as the church willingly submits to the headship of Christ." (Source: Huckabee: women's role in marriage is to "graciously submit").
  • Huckabee opposes abortion, even for victims of rape and incest.
  • "If a person dresses provocatively, they're calling attention - maybe not the most desirable kind - to private parts of their body." - referring to women who wear miniskirts. (Source)
Send HIV-positive to Gitmo
  • In 1992, Huckabee said about AIDS patients - 'we need to take steps that would isolate the carriers of this plague". When questioned about it in 2007, he stood by his previous statement. (Source: Huckabee stands by AIDS statement).
Don't like the Confederate flag? Go sodomize yourself:

MYRTLE BEACH, South Carolina (CNN) – Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee told South Carolina voters..."You don't like people from outside the state coming in and telling you what to do with your flag...In fact, if somebody came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole, that's what we'd do."

Later, in Florence, he repeated the remarks. "I know what would happen if somebody comes to my state in Arkansas and tells us what to do, it doesn't matter what it is, tell us how to run our schools, tell us how to raise our kids, tell us what to do with our flag — you want to come tell us what to do with the flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole." (Source: CNN)

Pro-Faith: Showing the Christian spirit of forgiveness:



AP reports, Huckabee used his pardon power at an unprecedented rate, to offer clemency when his fellow ministers requested it.
  • In 1997, Huckabee used his influence as governor to secure an early parole for convicted rapist Wayne DuMond. Four years later, DuMond was convicted of raping and murdering a Kansas City woman, and he later died in jail. (Source: Digbysblog, June 11, 2007.) Huckabee sought parole for DuMond despite letters from his previous victims begging him to keep DuMond behind bars. (Source)
  • Huckabee released 1033 convicted prisoners while he was governor. (Source)
Not a believer in evolution or the holohoax:
  • At one of the GOP presidential debates, he raised his hand to show that he did not believe in evolution.
  • Hitler only took land, he didn't kill: "We need to understand that this is, in fact, World War III. Unlike any other world war we've ever fought, this one is one we cannot afford to lose.... Because losing it does not mean we lose some land or some geopolitical influence. It means we give up our own lives, because no less than that is the goal of the jihadists." Full article
Speaks for Jesus:
  • "Interestingly enough, if there was ever an occasion for someone to have argued against the death penalty, I think Jesus could have done so on the cross and said, 'This is an unjust punishment and I deserve clemency.'" Full article
God has chosen him, and he knows it:
  • "There's only one explanation for it, and it's not a human one. It's the same power that helped a little boy with two fish and five loaves feed a crowd of 5,000 people and that's the only way that our campaign could be doing what it's doing. And I'm not being facetious nor am I trying to be trite. There literally are thousands of people across who are praying that a little will become much and it has, and it defies all explanation. It has confounded the pundits, and I'm enjoying every minute of their trying to figure it out. And until they look at it from a just experience beyond human, they'll never figure it out. And that's probably just as well. That's honestly why its happening."
Can beat the terrorists, because he thinks like them:
  • "I think I'm stronger than most people because I truly understand the nature of the war that we are in with Islamo fascism. These are people that want to kill us. It's a theocratic war. And I don't know if anybody fully understands that. I'm the only guy on that stage with a theology degree."
BOBBY JINDAL



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  • Is brown
  • From a country with Muslims in it, which means he's probably a secret Muslim
Other factors:Though I could find no cause for my chest pains, I was very scared of what was happening to me and Susan. I began to think that the demon would only attack me if I tried to pray or fight back; thus...I gave up all attempts at prayer and admitted conditional defeat (to the demon)

He's willing to surrender to the ultimate embodyment of evil, to save his own skin. He also is willing to negotiate with the ultimate embodyment of evil, without preconditions. Does this mean he will negotiate with Iran, or does he believe Iran is even more evil than demons?

...Maybe she sensed our weariness; whether by plan or coincidence, Susan chose the perfect opportunity to attempt an escape. She suddenly leapt up and ran for the door, despite the many hands holding her down...

Bobby Jindal is willing to commit assault and forceable confinment of a young woman, in the name of his unusual personal beliefs. Remember, this exorcism was not a mainstream Catholic act. Bobby is not a true Catholic, just a nonconformist who calls himself Catholic - like Mel Gibson.

I left that classroom with a powerful belief in Mary's intercessions...I do believe in the reality of spirits, angels, and other re*lated phenomena that I can neither touch nor see.
He admits to worshipping Mary - but he's honest enough to admit it, unlike real catholics. I think the closest equivalent of Bobby Jindal's beliefs can be found at Demonbuster.com.

The article even includes an illustration (I guess their camera was out of film):



SARAH PALIN

TRUE CONSERVATIVE


The most popular, as proven by the expert statistical team at Fox News:



CREATIONISM, aka the "Adam's Rib Theory".

Sarah Palin supports teaching the Adam's Rib Theory in public schools.

ABORTION

Gov. Palin has been described as an anti-abortion 'zealot' who believes that the victims of rape and incest should be subjugated by law to forced pregnancy and required to give birth to their assailant's child, as the Bible commands. Sarah Palin is a woman who is willing to sentence a woman to prison if she refused to give birth to the child of a man who raped her.

And of course she opposes stem-cell research.

WORKING CLASS

Self-described as "an everyday, working-class American" with a net-worth of $1.2 million and owning "a half-million-dollar home on a lake with a float-plane at the dock, two vacation retreats...and an income last year of at least $230,000". (Source)

FISCAL POLICY

Alaska has the second highest federal spending-to-tax ratios, at 1.89: that means for every dollar Alaska pays in taxes, it gets almost two dollars from the federal govenment. Clearly Alaskan politicians are fiscal geniuses, and Mayor Palin is the best of them. With an Alaskan Vice-President, we'll be able to mooch enough government cheese from the United Nations to pay off the National Debt.

For an example of how Alaskans do it, see the 315,000,000 dollar "Bridge to nowhere", as long as the Golden Gate Bridge, which will be built to link a town with a population of 7,000 to a village of 50.

Sarah Palin was a supporter of the bridge, only changing her mind when the Federal Government refused to pay for it.



No doubt when she's President, we will see this shining example of progress being built:


CHARACTER

Listen to Sarah Palin's agreeing laughter as a radio host talks about the Alaskan State Senate President, a cancer-survivor from Palin's hometown:



At the end of the host calling her a "cancer", twice, calling her a "bitch", calling her a bad mother, and making fun of her weight, the host ends the conversation offering to visit Palin.

How does Palin respond? "I'd be honored to have you."

RON PAUL



Arguments for: Against: JEB BUSH

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Bush!

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Hates America:

Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush said Saturday that it's time for the Republican Party to give up its "nostalgia" for the heyday of the Reagan era...
"You can't beat something with nothing, and the other side has something. I don't like it, but they have it..."

The former president's brother, often mentioned as a potential candidate in 2012, said President Obama's message of hope and change during the 2008 campaign clearly resonated with Americans.
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BOBBY JINDAL


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  • Rated 7% by the eco-terrorist League of Conservation Voters, with anti-environment votes on 11 out of 12 "critical" issues.
What was the 12th? I'd hate to see a closet hippy in the White House.
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Thanks to Bobby Jindal, former head of the Louisiana Department of Health, and current governor of Louisiana, Louisiana now rates number #1 on incentives for personal responsibility in health and safety:
Louisiana's high rates of obesity, infant mortality and preventable hospitalizations helped the state fall to 50th -- last -- in an annual state-by-state ranking of of overall health released today.
Obesity just shows how prosperous and Godly Louisiana has become with Bobby Jindal in charge:

He that is of a proud heart stirreth up strife: but he that putteth his trust in the LORD shall be made fat. -Proverbs 28:25

As for Louisiana's high infant mortality, that's because Louisiana babies are now so angelic that God goes there first every time he needs a new little angel.

On the negative side, Bobby Jindal is tolerating GUN CONTROL in his state:
...celebratory gunfire overall appeared to continue its years-long decline...a woman from Boston was killed by a falling bullet while celebrating on the Moonwalk, there were 327 reported gunshots during New Year's Eve celebrations.

New Orleans officers arrested two people overnight for illegally carrying firearms and seized three guns, Flot said. They also found two abandoned guns, he said.
That's exactly what Hitler would have done!
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Jindal announced the formation of the Louisiana Commission on Marriage and Family, billed as "an entity within the executive department that serves to propose programs, policies, incentives and curriculum regarding marriage and family by collecting and analyzing data on the social and personal effects of marriage and child-bearing within the state of Louisiana."

Clearly this is direly needed, since Louisiana ranks 47th of the states on Percent of Households That are Married-Couple Families. Clear proof of how the family is being destroyed by the ivory-tower coastal hook-nosed liberals.

Among those who have been appointed by Jindal to serve on the Commission are Tony Perkins, the president of the anti-gay advocacy group known as The Family Research Council, Gene Mills, executive director of the far-right Louisiana Family Forum, Mike Johnson, senior legal counsel for the Alliance Defense Fund, and numerous members of the clergy. All, Jindal has said, "have significant academic and/or professional expertise" on issues of marriage and family. It's true: all have expertise at professionally arguing that homosexuals are hunting down your children, and need to be treated as the Bible demands. Looks like taxpayer money well spent.

I have googled all over trying to find out Louisian's divorce rate, but it looks like they (and Oklahoma) don't bother to keep stats on that. However, I did discover that in 2005, a year after America rejected the homosexual John Kerry, the divorce rate (per 1,000 people) was 3.6 -- the lowest rate since Nixon's day, 1970. The peak was at 5.3 in 1981 - the time of Boy George and other queers in pop culture.
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Look, I've got nothing against your exorcist friend, but I have two huge reasons to vote for Sarah Palin:

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Those lapels are nice, but are they designer or merely knock off?

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Is that some snide jewish way of accusing sister Sarah of getting breast implants?

Yes, her breasts are suddenly larger, but that's just God rewarding her for her hard work. And also making it easier to breastfeed her retard baby, who must have had trouble finding them when they were normal-sized.
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Her flag pin has obviously been placed in a "demonic" position. Correct me if I am wrong, brothers in Christ, but it looks like some little secular humanist has been sinning in the Devil's PhotoShop workshop.
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I'm not sure about that Jindal character. He's from Louisiana and he looks african to me. Probably practices voodoo.

Romley is one of those LSD characters, and being from Mass. is more than likely a closet homo. Heck, I've even heard tell that he is friendly with that Joe Lieberman Jesus killer from Connecticut!

I'd say that Huckabee is the one for me. He's from Arkansas. (we don't allow any of them demoncrats down here)...He's God fearin'. He talks good English unlike those nancy boys from Harvard. I even heard that he has 28 coonhounds. All unspayed of course. We don't believe in no animal birth control. That's the work of the devil!
As far as Sarah Palin goes, that's a tough call. I admit she's a good Republican, is highly intellegent, is right on all the issues, dosen't cave in to all those hoity toity eastern elite types like the New York Post and the National Enquirer. But still, as all good True Christians know, a woman's place is in the home. I guess it would be OK if she just stayed in the Whitehouse and cooked and cleaned and let the men take care of business. Maybe Dick Cheney could help her out?

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Her flag pin has obviously been placed in a "demonic" position. Correct me if I am wrong, brothers in Christ, but it looks like some little secular humanist has been sinning in the Devil's PhotoShop workshop.
I think her lapel pin is actually placed correctly it’s just that images like these are often distorted just like the saying in your car mirror; “images may appear closer than they really are” and in this case it could be caused by her enlarged breast that do look closer than they really appear although they are larger, probably due to feeding that unfortunately retarded crossed eye boy of hers who thinks he is nursing from a moose, and his retarded ass was Gods retribution and punishment to Ms Palin for allowing her young fornicating and yet un-married daughter to be impregnated by that young drug dealing Alaskan thug criminal while Mrs. Plain was busy trying to run for office to run the country when she can’t even run her own home. Don’t get me started or I might starting quoting scripture at this late hour of the night.
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Well, I must say Hallelujah. really. no kidding.

All this smoke and mirrors for Satanists, unAmerican racial types, and women despite their obvious wonderful attributes.

Jindal: An Indian Hindu (read illiterate Muslim) Cataholic Mariolater

Romney: A Smithite who only considers the Bible a guide for his life

Palin: In spite of the wonderful photo of her, she is a WOMAN. Refer to the photo

Only Mike Huckabee is qualified to lead this once-and-again great country of ours. He understands the truth: The AV1611 is the Word of God as He Wrote it, in the original English:

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Come on, you have to admit that Bobby hit it out of the park with his rebuttal to Obama's budget speech. My favorite part was when he condemned the spending of money "for something called 'volcano monitoring.' Instead of monitoring volcanoes, what Congress should be monitoring is the eruption of spending in Washington, DC."

Well said! Bobby, governor of Louisiana, has seen first-hand that something call 'hurricane monitoring' was a waste of money - when God wants somebody dead, God will find a way to kill them, monitor or no monitor.
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Come on, you have to admit that Bobby hit it out of the park with his rebuttal to Obama's budget speech. My favorite part was when he condemned the spending of money "for something called 'volcano monitoring.' Instead of monitoring volcanoes, what Congress should be monitoring is the eruption of spending in Washington, DC."

Well said! Bobby, governor of Louisiana, has seen first-hand that something call 'hurricane monitoring' was a waste of money - when God wants somebody dead, God will find a way to kill them, monitor or no monitor.
I have to admit that I was impressed. He is so clean and well-spoken for a dothead. He sounded more like Mr. Rodgers than a Pakistani convenience store clerk.
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Jindal also delivered the following scorcher:
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Today in Washington, some are promising that government will rescue us from the economic storms raging all around us. Those of us who lived through Hurricane Katrina, we have our doubts.
If that doesn't seal the deal for the GOP, I don't know what would.
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Well, I had my doubts about Apu, but he shot to the top of my list for the Republican nomination in 2012 with his masterful speech last night!! His brilliant words choked me up, and Delores was in tears all night, both before and after his beautiful speech!!

This silver-tongued Mr. Jindal seems to get it-- if Hurricane Katrina proved anything, it's that government doesn't work at doing anything!! If the destruction of the banking system and the decline in the stock market proves anything, it's that any regulation of any financial organization in America doesn't work. If the lack of volcano eruptions in the United States since 1980 proves anything, it's that we don't need to waste money on trying to predict things that happen rarely if ever. And if there hasn't been a Bird Flu pandemic yet after all the talk about Bird Flu over the past few years, there is no reason why we need to waste precious taxpayer dollars on the Centers for Disease Control's runaway spending!!
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Bobby Jindal, along with other GOP governors, has refused Obama's stimulous money for expanding unemployment insurance. This is a very bold move, and it requires a lot of strength and willpower to resist the endless whining that results.

For people like Henry Kight, 59, of Austin, Tex., the possibility that the money might be turned down is a deeply personal issue.
Mr. Kight, who worked for more than three decades as an engineering technician, discovered in September that because of complex state rules, he was not eligible for unemployment insurance after losing a job at a major electronics manufacturer he had landed at the beginning of the year.

Unable to draw jobless benefits, he and his wife have taken on thousands of dollars in credit-card debt to help make ends meet.
It is precisely these kind of regulations, involving such matters as the length of a person’s work history or reason for leaving a job, that the federal government is trying to get the states to change. Such a move could extend benefits to an estimated half-million more people...
"I don’t understand the whole thing," said Kelley Joyce, 43, of Myrtle Beach, S.C., about indications from Gov. Mark Sanford that he may reject some of the stimulus financing in that state. "Apparently because he has money and he doesn’t have to worry about everybody else who doesn’t have money."

"I don’t think he truly understands the plight of his citizens," Ms. Foss said. "He’s surrounded by people with good jobs, who make good salaries. He’s not surrounded by people like me."
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More on Mitt Romney: as a plus, he has the support of Anne Coulter. As a minus, she's a babykiller for supporting his babykilling agenda:

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Mike Huckabee gains some more of my respect:



Mike Huckabee "You have two jobs. One, get all those people who are going to vote for Bob out to the polls and vote. If they're not going to vote for Bob, you have another job. Let the air out of their tires and do not let them out of their driveway on Election Day. Keep 'em home. Do the Lord's work, my friend."

Democracy is when two wolves and a sheep vote for what to eat for dinner. I'm glad Huckabee has as little respect for democracy as I do.
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Sarah Palin gets my respect today for nominating a True Christian to be her pick for attorney general: Wayne Anthony Ross. Here are a few of his more heroic statements:

"If a guy can't rape his wife...who's he gonna rape?"

"There wouldn't be an issue with domestic violence if women would learn to keep their mouths shut." (Source)

He states that homos are "Immoral" "degenerates" with a "perversion". (source)

Oil Spills dont cause damage:

We see almost every day, the same films of what appears to be the same oil-soaked duck pulled out of the water. The state claims to have a number of refrigerated vans filled with about 30,000 carcasses of waterfowl killed by oil. No doubt some of these birds were casualties of oil. But had several thousand people combed Prince William Sound for dead waterfowl any prior summer, as they did in the summer of 1988 [sic], there is no doubt that an equal number of dead birds could have been accumulated. (Source)

Just think, when the GOP wins in 2012, he's going to becoming attorney general of the USA (if not Vice-President!)
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Default Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012

W.A.R. (I like those initials!) has also stood up bravely against Big Melanin's victim train:

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Among them is a 1993 piece entitled, “KKK ‘art’ project gets ‘A’ for courage,” in which Ross cheered on a local college student who had offended an African-American classmate by creating a statue of a Klansman with a cross in one hand and a flag in the other. “It might have been fun to see [the African-American student] try to remove the display,” Ross wrote. “Then she could have been arrested and her future as a student of the university could have been resolved through the university disciplinary proceedings.”
That does sound like fun. And you just know that nobody would have batted an eye if some Negro "students" had made a statue of an equivalent figure from their side, like sexual terrorist Martin Luther King.

Might we be looking at a VP nomination down the road?
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