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good day chums,
just here to browse about god and such like us all.
just here to browse about god and such like us all.
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Re: hello guise
Hello, Agent CorrectGentleman:Originally posted by CorrectGentleman View Post
Carefully concealed somewhere on this page are the instructions you must follow in order to advance to the next level. Can you defeat the giant ape and rescue the princess?
<cue theme music> duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
(actually that wasn't them music, that was our contestant wracking his brains over what to do next...)
I really thought they were all back to school this week?
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Re: hello guise
Is there a particular reason you can't follow simple directions? I've learned nothing about you other than you disrespect God.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: hello guise
What 'guise' are you referring to? Are you being a 'sneaky peter'?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: hello guise
Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
please do not accuse me of disrespecting God,
that is not my business here.Comment
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Re: hello guise
I do belive that disrespecting got simply defies the laws of universal simplisity and changes the fact that christianity does have small recognisable points but, CHRISTAIANS ARE DELETED BY ADMIN RETARDED DELETED BY ADMIN WHO ARENT REAL ALSO THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GOD OR AMERICAN LANGUAGE ITS CALLED ENGLISH LANGUAFG U DELETED BY ADMINOriginally posted by CorrectGentleman View PostComment
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Re: hello guise
Are you going to start respecting God any time soon?Originally posted by CorrectGentleman View Postsigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Re: hello guise
Brother Smyth accused you of no such thing. Your own post did.Originally posted by CorrectGentleman View Post
Perhaps you'd like to remedy that with some good old fashioned glorifying of the LORD!
\o/Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: hello guise
"your own post did" -Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
but i typed the post, doe- wha-... i.. what?!
here is where he accused me;
sorry chums, i'd expected a nice welcoming from you guys, after all aren't you all a follower of the man who cared for everyone called Jesus?Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
you've all let me down.Comment
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Re: hello guise
The instructions at the top of the screen, written in third grade American, read:Originally posted by CorrectGentleman View Post
Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself.
Tell us what church you go to and
what your favorite Bible verse is and
how you came to find Jesus.
We're still waiting, by the way.
No one was rude to you.Originally posted by CorrectGentleman View Post
No.Originally posted by CorrectGentleman View Post
Okay, Buh Bye!Originally posted by CorrectGentleman View Post
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: hello guise
well, you should treat people with more respect.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostThe instructions at the top of the screen, written in third grade American, read:
Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself.
Tell us what church you go to and
what your favorite Bible verse is and
how you came to find Jesus.
We're still waiting, by the way.
No one was rude to you.
No.
Okay, Buh Bye!
dont be blind, and secondly, you accused me of being a mormonComment
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Re: hello guise
i shall not return to this forum again.
this is my last post, good day to you madam.
and if youre wondering, i didn't put the church i attended because i have a right to privacy
my favorite verse is love thy neighbor
and,
how i came... he was in my heart of course.
good day,
also my friend had a look at the forums, this is what he says;
Delusional Invisible Friend Ranting Deleted By Moderator
good day, yet again. . .Comment
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Re: hello guise
Ok, you're not a mormon. The only option left is you're a retarded queer. I'll betcha a hundred bucks.Originally posted by CorrectGentleman View PostComment
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Re: hello guise
that doesn't even prove anything, mormon.Originally posted by Deaner View Post
also, the PM's.
you've all got some nerve, its disgraceful.
aka, fuck you, good bye and good day.
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