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Four reasons why Harley Davidsons are bikes for homosexuals and minorities.
As Mayor Hold pointed out, We are not a "Biker Church". And I wanted to explain why we are not biker friendly in our church.
So you found out your privy member is tiny and you want to overcompensate for it. Instead of buying a Hummer, which can haul groceries, you have decided to purchase a Harley Davidson.
Well sugar, welcome to the wonderful world of gloryholes and handlebar mustaches, because you are a fag.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
#5 They are loud
You don't like people playing their stereo loudly, why would you put up with noise making machines like Harley Davidsons? It's not like you can turn them off at night either.
Loud pipes save lives? No they don't. They make people wonder what the hell is wrong with their car and why is it making that noise? Or they wonder, what is making that noise and they quit concentrating on the road, making them more likely to swerve.
That is the story I tell the cops anyway when those annoying pieces of junk are near me.
But that is the point of the Harley, isn't it? You want everyone to look at you because you're so naughty!
James 4:6 But he giveth more grace. Wherefore he saith, God resisteth the proud, but giveth grace unto the humble.
#4 The accessories
Beside the glory holes and mustaches is all that fabulous leather.
What is that you say? All that leather is armor if you fall so you won't get road rash. It also keeps you warm on those long rides without your twink to wrap his arms around your waist.
If you can't control your gaymobile, they have real crash suits for that. It's what road racers wear. There is no need to dress like you came straight from a The Village People concert.
Also, you all dress the same way. You buy the same overpriced Harley accessories your gay friends do to fit into your new club.
#3 They look stupid.
You'll want to make sure to make your bike extra shiny. If fact, why not blind everyone as you go past them? If your loud pipes don't get everyone's attention, I'm sure your shiny chrome will, you attention whore.
The truth is, these are the only machines that white people can get away with driving that are ostentatious and gaudy like something an illegal alien or a jigaboo would drive.
#2 Lack of Performance.
With all the money you just flushed down the toilet, you can now regularly get beat by just about every other bike on the road.
Your overpriced, shiny fag magnet is slow. That's if it even starts. Harleys are the 1980's Jaguar of motorcyles.
Let's put it this way. Satan will be bending you over in hell, but your formerly virgin anal cavity will belong to your Harley mechanic in this life.
A search for Harley Davidson is crap will yield hundreds of hits from angry owners of them. That and dozens of sites mocking them for being, "All show and no go."
#1 They are a lifestyle prodct.
Name a product that is purely for image that has no performance advantage over its competition. Something that costs way more than it should.
That's not what I'm addressing today, we already know Apple products are for fags.
Harley Davidsons are the exact same thing. At least the Apple doesn't perform worse than most other computers and they are less prone to viruses.
Any product that can only be chalked up to a purely lifestyle purchase like this invariably has fags as its primary consumer. They don't have to spend their money on children or giving to their church. They also don't need room to tote their kids in a godly SUV or minivan.
Which reminds me. If you have enough money to buy a Harley, you are not giving enough to your church. You are robbing Jesus. Not only are you a sodomite, you are stealing from God and annoying your neighbors.
Men, quit riding or buying these things. Women, quit peeling your panties off just because someone has a loud piece of shit bike that has serious performance issues. Do you honestly think the queers who drive them will be any different? No, they'll just give you aids from all the man on man butt sex they have been engaged in.
So you found out your privy member is tiny and you want to overcompensate for it. Instead of buying a Hummer, which can haul groceries, you have decided to purchase a Harley Davidson.
Well sugar, welcome to the wonderful world of gloryholes and handlebar mustaches, because you are a fag.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
#5 They are loud
You don't like people playing their stereo loudly, why would you put up with noise making machines like Harley Davidsons? It's not like you can turn them off at night either.
Loud pipes save lives? No they don't. They make people wonder what the hell is wrong with their car and why is it making that noise? Or they wonder, what is making that noise and they quit concentrating on the road, making them more likely to swerve.
That is the story I tell the cops anyway when those annoying pieces of junk are near me.
But that is the point of the Harley, isn't it? You want everyone to look at you because you're so naughty!
James 4:6 But he giveth more grace. Wherefore he saith, God resisteth the proud, but giveth grace unto the humble.
#4 The accessories
Beside the glory holes and mustaches is all that fabulous leather.
What is that you say? All that leather is armor if you fall so you won't get road rash. It also keeps you warm on those long rides without your twink to wrap his arms around your waist.
If you can't control your gaymobile, they have real crash suits for that. It's what road racers wear. There is no need to dress like you came straight from a The Village People concert.
Also, you all dress the same way. You buy the same overpriced Harley accessories your gay friends do to fit into your new club.
#3 They look stupid.
You'll want to make sure to make your bike extra shiny. If fact, why not blind everyone as you go past them? If your loud pipes don't get everyone's attention, I'm sure your shiny chrome will, you attention whore.
The truth is, these are the only machines that white people can get away with driving that are ostentatious and gaudy like something an illegal alien or a jigaboo would drive.
#2 Lack of Performance.
With all the money you just flushed down the toilet, you can now regularly get beat by just about every other bike on the road.
Your overpriced, shiny fag magnet is slow. That's if it even starts. Harleys are the 1980's Jaguar of motorcyles.
Let's put it this way. Satan will be bending you over in hell, but your formerly virgin anal cavity will belong to your Harley mechanic in this life.
A search for Harley Davidson is crap will yield hundreds of hits from angry owners of them. That and dozens of sites mocking them for being, "All show and no go."
#1 They are a lifestyle prodct.
Name a product that is purely for image that has no performance advantage over its competition. Something that costs way more than it should.
That's not what I'm addressing today, we already know Apple products are for fags.
Harley Davidsons are the exact same thing. At least the Apple doesn't perform worse than most other computers and they are less prone to viruses.
Any product that can only be chalked up to a purely lifestyle purchase like this invariably has fags as its primary consumer. They don't have to spend their money on children or giving to their church. They also don't need room to tote their kids in a godly SUV or minivan.
Which reminds me. If you have enough money to buy a Harley, you are not giving enough to your church. You are robbing Jesus. Not only are you a sodomite, you are stealing from God and annoying your neighbors.
Men, quit riding or buying these things. Women, quit peeling your panties off just because someone has a loud piece of shit bike that has serious performance issues. Do you honestly think the queers who drive them will be any different? No, they'll just give you aids from all the man on man butt sex they have been engaged in.
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