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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.
Please make Marta recant her Catholicism and get baptised your name.
Love you.1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -
Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.
Say "Jesus", does this ring a bell?
Revelation 22:7 "Behold, I come quickly: blessed is he that keepeth the sayings of the prophecy of this book."
I don't believe any rational person can reconcile 2012 years with "quickly". Will you make these simpletons wait another two thousand years? Or will they sooner realize they have been had by a homeless magician responsible for the biggest hoax ever perpetuated?
In any event, you are welcome in our temples my friends, once you have abandoned the superstitious folly. Life can be much more simple.
Shalom,
DavidActs 14:2 But the unbelieving Jews stirred up the Gentiles, and made their minds evil affected against the brethren.Comment
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.
Nice. Do you always go around pissing on birthday cakes?Originally posted by David Rothstein View Post
Shouldn't you be at some chinaman restaurant today? I've heard that's how you guys mock the birth of Christ.
Yours in Christ (NOT WOODY ALLEN),
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Don't you think it's in bad taste to question the very Messiah that you people killed?Originally posted by David Rothstein View Post
Typical joo
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.
It has only been a couple of days to me. It may be a couple of more before I am ready to return. Peter wrote all about this in his second epistle while I guided his hand of course.
And David, it is this attitude that got you people holocausted a few minutes ago. Don't make me and my daddy do it again.
Blessed is Me.Comment
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.
Lord, when You were 12, You astonished the teachers in the Temple with Your infinite wisdom. Could You please tell us what You actually said that was so amazing?
Lk 2:42-47
42 And when he was twelve years old, they went up to Jerusalem after the custom of the feast.
43 And when they had fulfilled the days, as they returned, the child Jesus tarried behind in Jerusalem; and Joseph and his mother knew not of it.
44 But they, supposing him to have been in the company, went a day's journey; and they sought him among their kinsfolk and acquaintance.
45 And when they found him not, they turned back again to Jerusalem, seeking him.
46 And it came to pass, that after three days they found him in the temple, sitting in the midst of the doctors, both hearing them, and asking them questions.
47 And all that heard him were astonished at his understanding and answers.sigpic Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babiesComment
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.
Bless you, Pim Pedergast. You are on my good list.
We were discussing my/my father's negotiation with Abraham over the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah.
You remember don't you? If he could find ten righteous men, I/my father wouldn't destroy the place.Blessed is Me.Comment
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Savior sir, I've always wondered something. Why did you bother creating things like poisonous snakes, spiders and scorpions? Personally, I would have left those out. Or at least made Saved(r) men immune to their venom.
Just wondering.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.
Lord, I actually have a question, but as I am only a female, feel free to answer me or not.
Sometimes it happens, that my husband asks me to do things, like wearing make up or expensive necklaces made of gold or pearls, which aren't mentioned like this in the bible. I am confused now. Should I follow the bible to every word or do my husband a favor, as the husband the head of the wife, as You are the head of the church. Is it right to please my husband with such things?Comment
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.
Why aren't you speaking your native language? Btw how is Mary doing?Originally posted by Jesus View PostDeuteronomy 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.Comment
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He is, Doofus. You're just seeing it as English. The whole "speaking in tongues" thing. You'd know this if you bothered to read the Bible.Originally posted by Ignorant Doofus View Post
Dead, waiting for the Resurrection. We discussed this already.... Btw how is Mary doing?
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Dear Jesus,
Sinners often challenge me when I promise them that they will be anally raped by Satan in Hell. I try to explain to them that since Hell is eternal, everything that is possible becomes inevitable. But they don't understand the concept of infinity it seems.
So Lord, just so I can speak with more authority in this subject, will you please settle this dispute once and for all?The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.
Lord Jesus I pray that the storms in my area pass, and I pray everyone is OK. I pray that you keep protecting our soldiers, and I pray that you are having a happy birthday, and Lord Jesus Christ I pray that you bless those less fortunate then us, and Lord Jesus I pray that gays, and heathens will roast in hell, or be saved. Lord Jesus Christ I pray you return soon to rapture me, and these good Chrisitan people away. Yours in You.
I don't want anything from you. Its your birthday not mine. Happy birthday Jesus!Comment
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Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child.
Oh Ezekiel, you have been a very good boy this year.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostSavior sir, I've always wondered something. Why did you bother creating things like poisonous snakes, spiders and scorpions? Personally, I would have left those out. Or at least made Saved® men immune to their venom.
Just wondering.
I created all the poisonous snakes when Adam made me/my daddy very mad by eating from the tree I/he told them not to. It was part of the curse I laid down on man after I left the tree of knowledge of good and evil sitting out in the middle of the garden unattended and I let a snake that walked on legs in to tempt Eve into eating it.
I thought that would be a nice touch to not only curse the ground, but everything that creeps across it too.Blessed is Me.Comment
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