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Old 03-21-2008, 04:22 PM
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Default Richard Dawkins runs amok in Minnesota Movie theater!

Last night infamous god hater and effeminate Englishman Richard Dawkins ran a amok in movie theater as hundreds of innocent movie goers were watching a screening of Expelled.

http://lookingcloser.wordpress.com/2...g-of-expelled/

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But enough about the film – the real highlight of the evening occurred after the showing, during the Q&A. Mathis led this discussion, and the second question was asked by a surprise member of the audience: Richard Dawkins, author of “The God Delusion,” and arguably the biggest name in the movie other than Mr. Ben Stein himself. As this screening was by invitation only, Dawkins appearance was quite a surprise to both the audience and Mathis.

Dawkins asked a simple question: Why was one of his colleagues interviewed in the movie denied a chance to come see this movie and protest it and in fact was escorted out by security prior to admittance to the theatre? The irony apparently escaped Mr. Dawkins that he himself was a gatecrasher to the movie and was uninvited; nevertheless, he wanted to know why his colleague was turned away even though he himself was admitted as were his colleague’s family.

I just happened to be standing directly in line behind Dawkins’ academic colleague. Management of the movie theatre saw a man apparently hustling and bothering several invited attendees, apparently trying to disrupt the viewing or sneak in. Management then approached the man, asked him if he had a ticket, and when he confirmed that he didn’t, they then escorted him off the premises. Nowhere was one of the film’s producers to be found, and the man certainly didn’t identify himself. If a producer had been nearby, it’s possible that he would have been admitted, but the theatre’s management didn’t want to take any chances.
Other reports list tens, possibly hundreds dead from Dawkins as he ran threw the theater attacking movie goers with his teeth. Hamstrung by various hate crime laws the police had to stand by helplessly as Dawkins sated his ghoulish thirst for human blood by tearing the throats out of patrons. Dawkins then looked over the writing, broken bodies of his victims, screamed “Were is your God now?” and ran off into the night.

On report explains the mystery man who distracted police from Dawkins presence was none other than infamous atheist blogger PZ Myers. Myers was reportedly attempting to sell his daughter Skatje Myers to passing strangers when police were forced to intervene.

This report is another warning to us TRUE Christians must always be on our guard since terrorist can strike at any moment. Yesterday it was a bunch of false Christians in the state no one cares about, today it might be you. Remember no one is safe when atheists are on the lose.

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Was there a Citizens Liberty Squad nearby? Probably not, since he would have been reported to the authorities on site if there had been. Once they get widespread, atheistic terrorists will be no problem.
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I don't even go to the movies anymore. You never know when something crazy like that is going to happen.
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A wise decision, Brother. One can never tell what kind of trash Hellywood will come out with next.
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Brother Bobby-Joe, your post just sent a shiver down my spine.

This is ... is ... horrible.

I am lost for words.

Is there NOTHING that this selfish geek will stoop at?

Hate crime laws, schmate crime laws. This terrorist should be waterboarded at Gitmo, that's what. Several times. A day. That way, he can get used to what HELL will be like. This heathen-self-declared-sociopathologist should be kept in a straightjacket behind bars (and possibly submersed in concrete).

Friends, praise Brother BJ for his relentless work to ensure our safety! Dawkinson may be able to enter the US (how did THAT happen?????????), but he will NEVER be able to enter Freehold.

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The evil-o-lunatics are gathering forces to attack! They will be burning and pillaging theaters all over America in the next three days.

Be very afraid! Stay in-doors! Send me money!

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UPDATE: Shocking information has reached us that PZ Myers trophy wife (paid for by the tax payers of state of Minnesota) was taking names of the movie goers to, and I quote her words, "be put first in line for the gas chambers once we overthrow the Constitution". That is correct, this state funded mistress was making a list of local Christians for eventual extermination.

Lets face it my fellow Christian (Republican Baptists); the Constitution is nothing more than a rag to atheist that they could wipe their backsides on. The have no respect for anything outside their narrow agenda and firmly believe that evolution justifies anything they do. Atheists will lie, cheat and steal without blinking just to achieve their ends.
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UPDATE: Shocking information has reached us that PZ Meyers trophy wife (paid for by the tax payers of state of Minnesota) was taking names of the movie goers to, . . .
I'm not surprised. On his infamous Blog (don't click this link, it's provided for documentation purposes only), PZ Meyer's brags how he was able to "fire" Dawkins into the theatre. Notice all the homerific double entendres: Dawkins is a bullet and Myers is "a kind of sleeve" "surrounding a piece of munition", who "may even be discarded as it leaves the barrel."


"You see … well, have you ever heard of a sabot? It's a kind of sleeve or lightweight carrier used to surround a piece of munition fired from a gun. It isn't the actually load intended to strike the target, but may even be discarded as it leaves the barrel.

I'm a kind of sabot right now.

They singled me out and evicted me, but they didn't notice my guest. They let him go in escorted by my wife and daughter. I guess they didn't recognize him. My guest was …

Richard Dawkins.
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"Sabot" indeed. Saboteur of an otherwise glorious event is more like it.
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Secularists are already smearing the film.

"It just isn't particularly funny. Or the least bit convincing."

"I lost track of the number of times Stalin's image hit the screen, and in the ways the movie equated science with Darwinism with atheism with Hitler or Stalin. Subtle, it's not."


"[Ben Stein] uses straw man tactics to attack, mainly The Origin of the Species, as Darwin wrote it in 1859. That's like a music critic reviewing 'the latest' by only referring to Edison's wax cylinders....Citing scientific research as recent as 1953, [Stein] can't understand why no peer-reviewed scientist thinks his 'fairytale' version of the emergence of life is worth his or her time."

Sickening. A foul sump of putrid lies and propaganda.

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Well, I have it on good authority that this Dawkings character was born in Kenya, so he's at least part nigra.

They love sneaking into movies without paying. No different than stealing pies and cheating on welfare, if you ask me.
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If I ever run into this Dinkins goof, I'm gonna treat him to a knuckle sandwich with a side helping of cream. There's no place in a Christian nations for cruds like him spreading their lies around like a monkey spreads its dung.

"I Ain't No Monkey," the eighth track on my new album JESUS IS GONNA KILL YOU! (©2008 Landover Baptist Records), hilariously lampoons Dawkins and the rest of the New Atheist movement -- pick up the album when it hits stores on April 15 and you'll have a head start in the coming battle. Jesus always wins.

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If I ever run into this Dinkins goof, I'm gonna treat him to a knuckle sandwich with a side helping of cream.
Oh, Mr. Crossburn! I can picture that glorious moment, as you make that nasty Mr. Dawkins writhe and holler with your cream-covered fist!

If only we could get that on video, think of what a great fundraiser that would be! THE Roper Crossburn's fist, becoming intimately acquainted with Dick Dawson!
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If I ever run into this Dinkins goof, I'm gonna treat him to a knuckle sandwich with a side helping of cream. There's no place in a Christian nations for cruds like him spreading their lies around like a monkey spreads its dung.

"I Ain't No Monkey," the eighth track on my new album JESUS IS GONNA KILL YOU! (©2008 Landover Baptist Records), hilariously lampoons Dawkins and the rest of the New Atheist movement -- pick up the album when it hits stores on April 15 and you'll have a head start in the coming battle. Jesus always wins.

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You're not a monkey, you're a descendent of one. And what coming battle are you talking about? Also, since when is this a Christian nation?

"As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion..." - Treaty with Tripol, drafted under George Washington and signed by John Adams
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You're not a monkey, you're a descendent of one. And what coming battle are you talking about? Also, since when is this a Christian nation?

"As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion..." - Treaty with Tripol, drafted under George Washington and signed by John Adams
If he is a descendant of a monkey, why are there still monkeys around? By the same token, wouldn't monkeys have evolved into humans by now? Have you been watching too many of those Hellywood "Planet of the Apes" movies?

That's what happens to all you youngsters when you start piercing your brains.
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Was there a Citizens Liberty Squad nearby? Probably not, since he would have been reported to the authorities on site if there had been. Once they get widespread, atheistic terrorists will be no problem.
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If he is a descendant of a monkey, why are there still monkeys around? By the same token, wouldn't monkeys have evolved into humans by now? Have you been watching too many of those Hellywood "Planet of the Apes" movies?

That's what happens to all you youngsters when you start piercing your brains.
Okay. He's a descendent of our most familiar cousin the monkey. You happy now?
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Okay. He's a descendent of our most familiar cousin the monkey. You happy now?
Nope. More proof that these atheists don't even read their own "bible".

Darwin claimed (falsely) that men and monkeys share a common ancestor, which is an entirely different thing. Of course, it's still a load of mojibake/hogwash/gobbledygook.

Thank God I only have to read the KJV (1611)
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Nope. More proof that these atheists don't even read their own "bible".

Darwin claimed (falsely) that men and monkeys share a common ancestor, which is an entirely different thing. Of course, it's still a load of mojibake/hogwash/gobbledygook.

Thank God I only have to read the KJV (1611)
Okay, but what you said, I implied, and don't be so arrogant that I must always be literal.
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Okay, but what you said, I implied, and don't be so arrogant that I must always be literal.
I'll ignore the insult (for now), Jesus teaches us to be patient, but I have a question:

Have you read "On The Origin Of Species"? (written by Satan himself I think)

Yes or no will do.
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