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    Men with ponytails....

    Today I was at the post office, and i saw a man with a ponytail waiting in line. Pretty sure he was a homo, ponytails are for GIRLS not GUYS. I am happy to know that he will burn in hell.

    Ezekiel 44:20
    They shall neither shave their heads, nor let their hair grow long, but they shall keep their hair well trimmed.

    1 Corinthians 11:14
    Does not even nature itself teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a dishonor to him?
    Living without Jesus in my heart, really wasn't living.
    Tags: effeminate, fashion, girly men, hair, sissies
  • #2
    Re: Men with ponytails....

    Isn't that Jesus fella portrayed with long hair?

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    • #3
      Re: Men with ponytails....

      Originally posted by moreno View Post
      Isn't that Jesus fella portrayed with long hair?
      Jesus has a mullet. That's different.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: Men with ponytails....

        Originally posted by moreno View Post
        Isn't that Jesus fella portrayed with long hair?
        Dear friend:

        Where is that in the Bible? Paintings of Our Lord done by Eurotrash sodomite artists during the so-called Renaissance are not God's Word.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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        • #5
          Re: Men with ponytails....

          I Believe that the only possible reason a "Man" would wear a ponytail is to give We Ladies an indication of....how big his Faith is

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          • #6
            Re: Men with ponytails....

            Ponytails are the clear signs of a fagut

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            • #7
              Re: Men with ponytails....

              I was at a man's house, performing my ministry, when I was left alone in his living room for a moment or two.

              Looking around, I saw a Les Paul guitar, a bunch of southern memorabilia, and band posters. There above the fireplace, was one of those printed posters that are supposed to look like paintings, but the painting part is just done over the picture...in a big gold frame, with big fat candles on either side.

              Such a handsome face, with short beard, moustache, and long, flowing hair. The thought crossed my mind..."that's a really good picture of Duane Allman. I didn't know he was so hot."

              It was only later that I realized that it was supposed to be JESUS in the picture.

              vw
              Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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              • #8
                Re: Men with ponytails....

                Originally posted by virginWhore View Post
                I was at a man's house, performing my ministry, when I was left alone in his living room for a moment or two.

                Looking around, I saw a Les Paul guitar, a bunch of southern memorabilia, and band posters. There above the fireplace, was one of those printed posters that are supposed to look like paintings, but the painting part is just done over the picture...in a big gold frame, with big fat candles on either side.

                Such a handsome face, with short beard, moustache, and long, flowing hair. The thought crossed my mind..."that's a really good picture of Duane Allman. I didn't know he was so hot."

                It was only later that I realized that it was supposed to be JESUS in the picture.

                vw
                why does everyone love jesus so much? he was the mentally challenged son of acarpenter whose only accomplishement in life (you say so yourself) was to get slaughtered. wow you guys picked the wrong peasant to worship

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                • #9
                  Re: Men with ponytails....

                  Originally posted by beardedbrownboy View Post
                  why does everyone love jesus so much? he was the mentally challenged son of acarpenter whose only accomplishement in life (you say so yourself) was to get slaughtered. wow you guys picked the wrong peasant to worship
                  OK, you're brain damaged and angry. Blame your parents, not Jesus! Your spelling and grammar tells us you were either dropped on your head when an infant, or your mother smoked a reefer when she was pregnant. That's not a reason to insult Jesus.
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • #10
                    Re: Men with ponytails....

                    Originally posted by beardedbrownboy View Post
                    why does everyone love jesus so much? he was the mentally challenged son of acarpenter...
                    Actually, Jesus was far from being a poor "carpenter." A close reading of the Bible reveals that Jesus was very rich and only started preaching to the poor, because, like any capitalist, he knew that you have to keep the masses happy or they will rise up and steal your stuff.

                    A few Biblical facts:

                    1. Jesus was born in a manger not because he was poor, but because there was no room. This means that if there had been room, Joseph would have paid for a room which was a very upper-middle class thing to do in those days. The only reason Jesus had to be born with the riff-raff is because Jospeh didn't plan his tax-paying trip well enough. Which leads me to point two...

                    2. Joseph was there to PAY TAXES. This was a thing that only the wealthy did. Just like now. (Even traveling away from his own village or city was an extravagance beyond the means of most of the population at that time.)

                    3. Jesus went to school and could read and write. Only the top 2% of the population did these things back then. School was expensive but Jesus went.

                    4. How did Joseph make all this money? Joseph was not "just a carpenter." He was actually a master carpenter that would be the equivalent of an architect or designer these days. He didn't make you chairs and tables, he built you a house or an office park. (Think of all of the real estate developers you know today.) Now ask yourself: If Joseph was a real estate developer, was he more like the hippy-flippy carpenters like Norm Abram from the New Yankee Workshop or was he more like Donald Trump.

                    The facts speak for themselves. Jesus was rich. Jesus went to school because his daddy was rich. Jesus wants us to be rich. Those that are not rich are not following God's Word.


                    Also, see the book called:
                    Jesus was not a "POOR JESUS." He was rich—$$$—like Rockefeller
                    Yours In Christ,

                    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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                    Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
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                    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Men with ponytails....

                      Originally posted by beardedbrownboy View Post
                      he was the mentally challenged son of acarpenter whose only accomplishement in life (you say so yourself) was to get slaughtered.
                      Through that "slaughter," as you call it, Almighty God temporarily sacrificed Himself to Himself to give Himself permission to avert His own wrath. He did it so that True Christians™ could spend eternity in Heaven rather than hell. Do you not consider that to be much of an accomplishment?
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                      • #12
                        Re: Men with ponytails....

                        Originally posted by Danny Christian View Post
                        Jesus was not a "POOR JESUS." He was rich—$$$—like Rockefeller
                        Really, Sirs, you've got to stop reading those sinful Al Franken books

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                        • #13
                          Re: Men with ponytails....

                          Now, Please correct the error of my ways if i offend any of you True Christian™s , Im having my hair cut short and layered so i can spike it up - AND I AM A GIRL - does this now make me a lesbian??? Now im pretty sure the guys I know with ponytails ARENT GAY.
                          The Hunter has become the Hunted.

                          Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch am I?? Im Flattered you think so much of me! ♥

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                          • #14
                            Re: Men with ponytails....

                            Originally posted by TheRabbitThatKILLS View Post
                            Now, Please correct the error of my ways if i offend any of you True Christian™s , Im having my hair cut short and layered so i can spike it up - AND I AM A GIRL - does this now make me a lesbian??? Now im pretty sure the guys I know with ponytails ARENT GAY.
                            But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering. -1 Corinthians 11:15

                            I'd say yes, it makes you a lesbian. If you start acting like a man, you'll start feeling the same attractions to females that men feel. It only makes sense.

                            Now why exactly are you here?
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                            • #15
                              Re: Men with ponytails....

                              im here becuase i have heard things about this place. And im a girl - i will always be a girl - i am created in the Lord's image - so whatever i choose to do with my hair or whatever i wear - the decision to do that has been given to me by the Lord our Father in Heaven.

                              and i got your little message by the way.
                              The Hunter has become the Hunted.

                              Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch am I?? Im Flattered you think so much of me! ♥

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