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Demon infested colons?
I think there's a demon in my colon. Can someone point me to something in the bible?
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Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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On this topic I have found you can fart like a harp:
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God can cause you to poop to death:
I found an S&M enema orgy:Originally posted by God
Originally posted by GodLast edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 04-10-2010, 01:57 PM.Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Who needs ex-lax when you have the Lord?Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
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Now I know why my my stupid catholic brother keeps a bible in his toilet.Originally posted by Brother Enoch View PostWho needs ex-lax when you have the Lord?Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 04-10-2010, 02:02 PM.sigpic
God loves me so much
that he killed his only son so I can live forever.
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Had this book in my can a few years ago, good reading.Originally posted by Luci Mourningstar View Post
Very informative.
Best read in short doses, with the proper aroma to accent it.
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Nave's Bible Topics says,Originally posted by eliot mayfield View PostHarp for Moab Isa:16:11:- The Harp for Moab is generally accepted as referring to an inferior instrument. Gerhardt Leibinger described it as. "A poor quality stringed instrument, which when plucked, has its tone marred by intense and irregular bass notes and vibrations."sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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And here I thought it was because I had my gallbladder removed.
Darn it, going to a secular doctor put demons in my gut!Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 04-10-2010, 02:00 PM.Drama queenComment
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