We've all read the story in the gospels of how Jesus fed about 5000 people with five loaves or bread and 2 small fishes. But fake mainstream Christianity twisted the meaning of this event altogether. They'd have us believing that this story was about the joy of giving, fellowship and charity. However, what this story is really about is how WELFARE just does NOT work.
Let's look at the account in John the 6th chapter (John 6:1-66):
Now, all seems fair and good here... doesn't it? However, this is where most false Christians end the story. They tell the story as if Jesus fed everyone, and they were all happy, sat around listening to stories, sang kumbaya together, and lived happily ever after. But they are missing the point of this story altogether. Let's keep reading:
"Hey look! He gives us free stuff! Let's make him king over us so that we can leech off of him forever!!! Quick... grab him before our free meal ticket gets away!!!" But Jesus was having none of it... he got out of there, and got out of there fast... separating himself from those lazy freeloaders.
So what happens next?
22 The day following, when the people which stood on the other side of the sea saw that there was none other boat there, save that one whereinto his disciples were entered, and that Jesus went not with his disciples into the boat, but that his disciples were gone away alone;
23 (Howbeit there came other boats from Tiberias nigh unto the place where they did eat bread, after that the Lord had given thanks
24 When the people therefore saw that Jesus was not there, neither his disciples, they also took shipping, and came to Capernaum, seeking for Jesus.
25 And when they had found him on the other side of the sea, they said unto him, Rabbi, when camest thou hither?
26 Jesus answered them and said, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Ye seek me, not because ye saw the miracles, but because ye did eat of the loaves, and were filled.
27 Labour not for the meat which perisheth, but for that meat which endureth unto everlasting life...
So the next day, the people searched for Jesus, and eventually found him. But did they come for his teachings? No, they were there for a free handout!
Jesus was trying to teach these people "spiritual things". However, all they could think about was getting something for free... much like your typical democrat.
But yet again, what does Jesus try to do? He once again tries to teach them. But what was the final result?
That's right... no more free handouts and the freeloaders said: "Screw that! We're out of here!"
So as we now can clearly see, the important lesson of this story is not what fake Christianity tries to make it out to be. No, the clear lesson here is that welfare simply does not work! Jesus knows all things. Therefore, he wanted to show us™ what welfare truly does. It makes good for nothing freeloaders hang around with their hands out looking for more and more, until there's nothing left to give.
Let's all be like Jesus, and stop giving handouts to the freeloading welfare bums right now! And hopefully they will all eventually leave too. Maybe they'll all go to Canada or Mexico.
Let's look at the account in John the 6th chapter (John 6:1-66):
After these things Jesus went over the sea of Galilee, which is the sea of Tiberias. 2 And a great multitude followed him, because they saw his miracles which he did on them that were diseased.
3 And Jesus went up into a mountain, and there he sat with his disciples.
4 And the passover, a feast of the Jews, was nigh.
5 When Jesus then lifted up his eyes, and saw a great company come unto him, he saith unto Philip, Whence shall we buy bread, that these may eat?
6 And this he said to prove him: for he himself knew what he would do.
7 Philip answered him, Two hundred pennyworth of bread is not sufficient for them, that every one of them may take a little.
8 One of his disciples, Andrew, Simon Peter's brother, saith unto him,
9 There is a lad here, which hath five barley loaves, and two small fishes: but what are they among so many?
10 And Jesus said, Make the men sit down. Now there was much grass in the place. So the men sat down, in number about five thousand.
11 And Jesus took the loaves; and when he had given thanks, he distributed to the disciples, and the disciples to them that were set down; and likewise of the fishes as much as they would.
12 When they were filled, he said unto his disciples, Gather up the fragments that remain, that nothing be lost.
13 Therefore they gathered them together, and filled twelve baskets with the fragments of the five barley loaves, which remained over and above unto them that had eaten.
3 And Jesus went up into a mountain, and there he sat with his disciples.
4 And the passover, a feast of the Jews, was nigh.
5 When Jesus then lifted up his eyes, and saw a great company come unto him, he saith unto Philip, Whence shall we buy bread, that these may eat?
6 And this he said to prove him: for he himself knew what he would do.
7 Philip answered him, Two hundred pennyworth of bread is not sufficient for them, that every one of them may take a little.
8 One of his disciples, Andrew, Simon Peter's brother, saith unto him,
9 There is a lad here, which hath five barley loaves, and two small fishes: but what are they among so many?
10 And Jesus said, Make the men sit down. Now there was much grass in the place. So the men sat down, in number about five thousand.
11 And Jesus took the loaves; and when he had given thanks, he distributed to the disciples, and the disciples to them that were set down; and likewise of the fishes as much as they would.
12 When they were filled, he said unto his disciples, Gather up the fragments that remain, that nothing be lost.
13 Therefore they gathered them together, and filled twelve baskets with the fragments of the five barley loaves, which remained over and above unto them that had eaten.
14 Then those men, when they had seen the miracle that Jesus did, said, This is of a truth that prophet that should come into the world.
15 When Jesus therefore perceived that they would come and take him by force, to make him a king, he departed again into a mountain himself alone.
15 When Jesus therefore perceived that they would come and take him by force, to make him a king, he departed again into a mountain himself alone.
So what happens next?
22 The day following, when the people which stood on the other side of the sea saw that there was none other boat there, save that one whereinto his disciples were entered, and that Jesus went not with his disciples into the boat, but that his disciples were gone away alone;
23 (Howbeit there came other boats from Tiberias nigh unto the place where they did eat bread, after that the Lord had given thanks

24 When the people therefore saw that Jesus was not there, neither his disciples, they also took shipping, and came to Capernaum, seeking for Jesus.
25 And when they had found him on the other side of the sea, they said unto him, Rabbi, when camest thou hither?
26 Jesus answered them and said, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Ye seek me, not because ye saw the miracles, but because ye did eat of the loaves, and were filled.
27 Labour not for the meat which perisheth, but for that meat which endureth unto everlasting life...
Jesus was trying to teach these people "spiritual things". However, all they could think about was getting something for free... much like your typical democrat.But yet again, what does Jesus try to do? He once again tries to teach them. But what was the final result?
66 From that time many of his disciples went back, and walked no more with him.
So as we now can clearly see, the important lesson of this story is not what fake Christianity tries to make it out to be. No, the clear lesson here is that welfare simply does not work! Jesus knows all things. Therefore, he wanted to show us™ what welfare truly does. It makes good for nothing freeloaders hang around with their hands out looking for more and more, until there's nothing left to give.
Let's all be like Jesus, and stop giving handouts to the freeloading welfare bums right now! And hopefully they will all eventually leave too. Maybe they'll all go to Canada or Mexico.



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