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  • Brother_Percy
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 1359
    #1

    101 Things you NEED to know about GOD! Glory!

    Friends,

    I have decided to continue on my '101' Series with this - "101 Things you NEED to know about GOD". Glory!

    Now, most false liberal Christians think God is all about love and forgiveness and other such nonsense. These Supermarket Christians pick and choose from the handful of verses from the Bible that talk about God's love, and ignore the hundreds that talk about his hate and vengence.

    I hope that by the time we get to Fact No 101, all will be clear about our glorious Lord. Praise God!


    Fact No. 1 - All natural disasters (earthquakes, storms, fires, tsunamis) are caused by, and are a sign of, God's glorious wrath. Glory! (Isaiah 13.13, 29.7)

    Fact No. 2 - God can roar like a lion. Not only that, God will rip humans apart and then eat them like a lion. Praise! (Hosea 11.10, 13.7)

    Fact No. 3 - Smoke comes out of God's nose and fire comes out of his mouth! Glory! (Psalms 18.8)

    Fact No. 4 - God will set the entire earth on fire so that he can burn non-believers to death! Praise! (2 Peter 3.7)


    Glory to God!
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22878
      #2
      Re: 101 Things you NEED to know about GOD! Glory!

      Fact Number 5. God understands if you are tired in the morning: Proverb:27:14: He that blesseth his friend with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, it shall be counted a curse to him.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • PrayerIsFun
          Unsaved trash
          • Oct 2008
          • 47
          #3
          Re: 101 Things you NEED to know about GOD! Glory!

          Stop with this foolish joory, boy! Or be cast down into the fiery depths of Hell!
          Revelations 6:16
          "And said to the mountains and rocks,
          Fall on us, and hide us from the face
          of him that sitteth on the throne,
          and from the wrath of the Lamb"

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            • Heath N. Basher
              Unsaved trash
              • Oct 2008
              • 13
              #4
              Re: 101 Things you NEED to know about GOD! Glory!

              Fact No. 6 (God created the jackhammer!)

              "Is not my word like a fire? saith the Lord; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?" Jeremiah 23:29.

              Hallelujah!
              "And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the Lord: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them."—Jeremiah 13:14.

              Translation: Kill them all and let God sort them out!

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                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056
                  #5
                  Re: 101 Things you NEED to know about GOD! Glory!

                  7 - He's a myth.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                    • Ebenezer Wright
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 1021
                      #6
                      Re: 101 Things you NEED to know about GOD! Glory!

                      Fact Number 7: Those who think He is a myth, are worthy of death.

                      Romans 1:30-32
                      Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
                      Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
                      Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                      Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                        • Heath N. Basher
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                          • Oct 2008
                          • 13
                          #7
                          Re: 101 Things you NEED to know about GOD! Glory!

                          Crotch,

                          "Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.

                          If ye be willing and obedient, ye shall eat the good of the land:

                          But if ye refuse and rebel, ye shall be devoured with the sword: for the mouth of the LORD hath spoken [it]."

                          Isaiah 1:18-20

                          "And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the Lord: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them."—Jeremiah 13:14.

                          Translation: Kill them all and let God sort them out!

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