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    101 Things you NEED to know about JESUS !!! Praise!

    Friends,

    I have decided to continue on my '101' Series with this - "101 Things you NEED to know about JESUS". Praise!

    Now, most false liberal Christians think Jesus is all about love and forgiveness, and other such nonsense. These Supermarket Christians pick and choose from the handful of verses from the Bible that talk about Jesus's love, and ignore the hundreds that talk about his hate and vengence.

    I hope that by the time we get to Fact No 101, all will be clear about our wonderful Saviour. Glory!


    Fact No. 1. When Jesus returns to Earth he will have white hair, eyes of fire, feet of brass, and has a sword sticking out of his mouth. All those who do not repent will be fought and slaughtered by Jesus (with the sword sticking out his mouth). Glory!(Revelation 1.13, 2.16)

    Fact No. 2. Jesus will take "vengeance on them that know not God" by burning them forever "in flaming fire". Praise! (2 Thessalonians 1.7)

    Fact No. 3. All those who obey Jesus until the end (ie. Us True Christians) will rule everyone else with an iron rod. They'll even get to smash the others into smithereens! Glory! (Revelation 2.26)

    Fact No. 4. The only way into Heaven in through Jesus. Whoever denies "that Jesus is the Christ" is a liar and an antichrist, and will burn in Hell! Praise! (1 John 2.22) All non-Christians are deceivers and antichrists (2 John 7)


    Praise Jesus!
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    Re: 101 Things you NEED to know about JESUS !!! Praise!

    Fact number 5. Even in His earthly life, Jesus was quite up to killing people who didn’t accept Him, see Lu:19:27: But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.

    Fact number 6. Jesus had an important job to do so didn’t want his mother interfering: Matthew 12:47 Then one said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren stand without, desiring to speak with thee.
    Matthew 12:48 But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren?
    Matthew 12:49 And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren!
    Matthew 12:50 For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      Re: 101 Things you NEED to know about JESUS !!! Praise!

      Fact number 7.

      Jesus is a heavy sleeper.

      Matthew 8: 23 & 24
      And when he was entered into a ship, his disciples followed him.
      And, behold, there arose a great tempest in the sea, insomuch that the ship was covered with the waves: but he was asleep.

      Fact number 8.

      He is gracious enough to answer the pleas of demons.

      Matthew 8: 31-32
      So the devils besought him, saying, If thou cast us out, suffer us to go away into the herd of swine.
      And he said unto them, Go. And when they were come out, they went into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters.
      Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

      Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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        Re: 101 Things you NEED to know about JESUS !!! Praise!

        Fact 9 - 56:

        Jesus loves the little children. All the little children of the world. Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious to his sight. Jesus loves all the little children of the world! Praise!
        Revelations 6:16
        "And said to the mountains and rocks,
        Fall on us, and hide us from the face
        of him that sitteth on the throne,
        and from the wrath of the Lamb"

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          Re: 101 Things you NEED to know about JESUS !!! Praise!

          Originally posted by PrayerIsFun View Post
          Fact 9 - 56:

          Jesus loves the little children. All the little children of the world. Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious to his sight. Jesus loves all the little children of the world! Praise!
          Well, perhaps not all...
          Psalms:137:8: O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
          Psalms:137:9: Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
          Babylonians were sandnigras, so He is probably not too partial to brown ones.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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