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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #91
    Re: Jesus was not white.

    Originally posted by Homerta View Post
    Yeah, and there is nothing wrong with gay people
    I thought you claimed to be a Christian?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Joo
      International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
      • Jun 2007
      • 831

      #92
      Re: Jesus was not white.

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      I thought you claimed to be a Christian?
      Ha, touché.

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      • Homertard
        Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2007
        • 668

        #93
        Re: Jesus was not white.

        I am indeed A Christian. But there is nothing wrong with gay people, just that I disagree with "Their business" Other than their bed room stuff, which is weird and not right, I have nothing against them.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #94
          Re: Jesus was not white.

          Originally posted by Homerta View Post
          I am indeed A Christian. But there is nothing wrong with gay people, just that I disagree with "Their business" Other than their bed room stuff, which is weird and not right, I have nothing against them.
          Once again, I am called by Christ to point out the obvious to a moron.

          #1) The Bible is the Holy Word of God. Every single word is LITERALLY true.

          #2) Anyone who is a True Christian™ abides by the rules and commandments laid out in the Holy Bible. All of them, without exception.

          #3) God tells us in the Bible that queers are an abomination and should be killed. He also says that anyone who supports fags is equally disgusting and perverted in God's eyes.

          #4) Anyone who rejects any part of the Holy Word of God, including the verses dealing with queers, could not possibly be a Christian. Anyone who supports queers cannot be a Christian, anymore than a queer could be a Christian.

          Therefore, you are not a Christian. You are a 16 year old liar and abomination to Jesus.

          While I cannot imagine what sort of idiotic argument you could bring to refute what I've said here, I await your next insipid post with baited breath.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Homertard
            Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2007
            • 668

            #95
            Re: Jesus was not white.

            Looks like I'm goin' to hell then

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            • SalvationSeeker
              True Christian™ Theologian
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2006
              • 3892

              #96
              Re: Jesus was not white.

              Originally posted by Homerta View Post
              Looks like I'm goin' to hell then
              And just where is the sarcasm in that statement?
              Cause YOU ARE going to hell. Jesus Himself says you will in His Holy Word, moron.
              Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 07-31-2007, 01:34 PM.
              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
              Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • Homertard
                Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2007
                • 668

                #97
                Re: Jesus was not white.

                I'm pretty sure your going to hell for judging me. As you have judged me, I'll judge you.

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #98
                  Re: Jesus was not white.

                  Originally posted by Homerta View Post
                  I'm pretty sure your going to hell for judging me. As you have judged me, I'll judge you.
                  I judge you because it is what GOD commands. If you had ever even GLANCES at the Bible, you would know what power God grants to TRUE CHRISTIANS(TM).

                  Leviticus 19:15
                  In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour

                  John 7:24
                  Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

                  1 Corinthians 2:15
                  But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

                  1 Corinthians 5:12-13
                  For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

                  1 Corinthians 6:2-3
                  Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

                  Change your evil ways Sinner, or bob for sulphur in Fire Lake for eternity!
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Homertard
                    Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 668

                    #99
                    Re: Jesus was not white.

                    How are my ways evil eh?

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #100
                      Re: Jesus was not white.

                      Originally posted by Homerta View Post
                      How are my ways evil eh?
                      Well you love queers for one thing. Jesus hates that. Big time.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9323

                        #101
                        Re: Jesus was not white.

                        Originally posted by Homerta View Post
                        How are my ways evil eh?
                        There are only two kinds of people. Landover Christians, who are guaranteed a place in Heaven, and people who sell gimp suits and are sliding toward Hell on a greased skid.
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • Homertard
                          Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 668

                          #102
                          Re: Jesus was not white.

                          That is called me taking pity on them. Not evil.

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708

                            #103
                            Re: Jesus was not white.

                            Originally posted by Homerta View Post
                            That is called me taking pity on them. Not evil.
                            and THIS will be you in HELL!!!

                            You numbskulls just won't learn until you are like a roasting marshmellow in Hell will you?

                            DOES THAT LOOK FUN TO YOU?

                            Irritated, Sister Thumper
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                            • Homertard
                              Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 668

                              #104
                              Re: Jesus was not white.

                              It looks familiar.

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                              • Sister Noddy
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 1843

                                #105
                                Re: Jesus was not white.

                                Originally posted by Homertard View Post

                                It looks familiar.
                                Oooooooh my gosh, Omerta! they have changed your name again! have you seen it, just wait till you see what they've done to you
                                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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