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  • Big Mango
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2010
    • 6
    #1

    Big step today!

    Today I was tempted to "FAP" or whatever people are calling it. I have had enough, so I did the deed. I cut of my "extension" and i feel much more liberated after being castrated. I can now be closer to God! I'm so excited!

    P.S, prayers are much appreciated because an infection or poor healing would be horrible. other than that, i feel great!
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    • Sister Kitty
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2010
      • 857
      #2
      Re: Big step today!

      As you wish. I am praying right now for an infection or poor healing.
      Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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        • Big Mango
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Mar 2010
          • 6
          #3
          Re: Big step today!

          Thank you! I fell as though god has commended me for ridding myself of even the possibility of sin. what a great feeling!

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22889
              #4
              Re: Big step today!

              Isa:56:3: Neither let the son of the stranger, that hath joined himself to the LORD, speak, saying, The LORD hath utterly separated me from his people: neither let the eunuch say, Behold, I am a dry tree.
              Isa:56:4: For thus saith the LORD unto the eunuchs that keep my sabbaths, and choose the things that please me, and take hold of my covenant;
              Isa:56:5: Even unto them will I give in mine house and within my walls a place and a name better than of sons and of daughters: I will give them an everlasting name, that shall not be cut off.

              Keep the Sabbath and you will see Paradise.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22889
                  #5
                  Re: Big step today!

                  Oh, wait! De:23:1: He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

                  Cutting off your privy member has Damned you. (Sorry for the hope I gave you.)
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Big Mango
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 6
                      #6
                      Re: Big step today!

                      Brother, your words are not clear to me. I apologize, but what do you mean by "keep the sabbath and you will see paradise".

                      may god be with you.

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                        • Wide-Open
                          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 18449
                          #7
                          Re: Big step today!

                          "One big step for humanity, one small step for your manhood" <giggle>

                          Sorry.
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22889
                              #8
                              Re: Big step today!

                              Originally posted by Big Mango View Post
                              Brother, your words are not clear to me. I apologize, but what do you mean by "keep the sabbath and you will see paradise".

                              may god be with you.
                              Ahem! Isa:56:4: For thus saith the LORD unto the eunuchs that keep my sabbaths,

                              Which bit of "sabbaths" don't you understand? You have a Bible, so look up the verse and context!
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                • Big Mango
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                  • Mar 2010
                                  • 6
                                  #9
                                  Re: Big step today!

                                  My manhood is quite intact actually, My wife has given birth to 5 beautiful christian boys, and my seed is no longer required. She was quite impressed after i told her the news

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                                    • Sister Kitty
                                      True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Mar 2010
                                      • 857
                                      #10
                                      Re: Big step today!

                                      Originally posted by Big Mango View Post
                                      My manhood is quite intact actually, My wife has given birth to 5 beautiful christian boys,
                                      Does she know who the fathers are?
                                      Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                                        • Big Mango
                                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                          • Mar 2010
                                          • 6
                                          #11
                                          Re: Big step today!

                                          Absolutely. I am the father of all five.


                                          well, looks like I'm going to hell.

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