Is Your Librarian or Gym Teacher GAY/LBO?

[Glendora Christianson]

I know this is a big concern for many parents and students. Hopefully, our members can help students learn to recognize the telltale signs that your teacher might be a clamdiver or choo-choo chugger.


A little tip from Mother Glynndie...

Boys, if your gym teacher drives a foreign car and does not wear a wedding band, don't drop the soap and keep your towel handy!

[Mister Brasil]

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Short shorts show an unhealthy preoccupation with sex. Professional athletes like baseball players wear slacks; there is no excuse for your gym teachers to dress differently from any of your other teachers.

Homer gym teachers are always in the locker room when you're changing. A Christian teacher would leave you be in your communal shameful nudity. What good could come from the presence of an adult in the locker room?

Watch out for scoliosis checks. They're just an excuse for your gym teacher's baby molester friends to get their hands all over your lithe young flesh.

And, of course, any female gym teacher is a satanist whacko. Teaching is not a job for women!

1 Timothy 2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

[Bob4God]

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Look out for gym teachers that move from student to student, as they lay their hands on their young, hard bodies, helping them into one contortion to another, observing the positions each young man is in, and offering "advice," and touching.

A straight, manly gym teacher stands in the middle of the room with his arms folded, yelling at his students, and deriding them for their inadequacies.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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There is no doubt that most librarians are lezbeans. They even have their own perverted blog.

I have never understood how anyone can consider that a legitimate job anyway. A female standing around stamping books full of pornography and satanic lies is bound to cause trouble. They should be home baking pies or waiting on their husbands. The trouble is, they are all lezbeans who hate men and want to destroy normal family life.

Bottom line: the only book a True Christian™ needs is the Holy KJV 1611 Bible. If we follow that guideline, we can close down the libraries and turn them into True Christian™ Churches. Praise Jesus!

[Khorib]

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There is no doubt that most librarians are lezbeans. They even have their own perverted blog.

I have never understood how anyone can consider that a legitimate job anyway. A female standing around stamping books full of pornography and satanic lies is bound to cause trouble. They should be home baking pies or waiting on their husbands. The trouble is, they are all lezbeans who hate men and want to destroy normal family life.

Bottom line: the only book a True Christian™ needs is the Holy KJV 1611 Bible. If we follow that guideline, we can close down the libraries and turn them into True Christian™ Churches. Praise Jesus!

Hahaha! Thats right, lets take down those libraries and giant book monstrosities like Borders and Barnes and Noble! We could use all that space of false knowledge and fiction for spaces of worship!!! Let us ban secular writings and burn what is left!!! (Get it? "Left" hehe) Lets make sure that no one can ever be corrupted by the ideas of others(satan). HAhahaha!
Heil, mein Führer!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Heil, mein Führer!

Are you insinuating that there is any resemblance between us and Hitler? In case you didn't know, we are True Christian™ Baptists, while he was a papist.

[Khorib]

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Are you insinuating that there is any resemblance between us and Hitler? In case you didn't know, we are True Christian™ Baptists, while he was a papist.

Oh no, not at all. I apologize if it sounded too general. I was not referring to everyone. Just Pastor Ezekiel

[Bobby-Joe]

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Oh no, not at all. I apologize if it sounded too general. I was not referring to everyone. Just Pastor Ezekiel

Korib,

Under Internet Law, Goodwin statue by comparing Pastor Zeke to Hitler you have lost the arguement. When you resort the cliches like "U R A NAZI" it means you have run out of logical arguments for your position and are resorting to personal attacks. Doubtless you will next be accusing Pastor Zeke of joking as Tabor's law predicts. All you are really saying is "I lost, but I too much of a moral coward to say it out load" and it is pathetic.

Now be a man for once and congratulate Pastor Zeke on his win.

[Khorib]

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Korib,

Under Internet Law, Goodwin statue by comparing Pastor Zeke to Hitler you have lost the arguement. When you resort the cliches like "U R A NAZI" it means you have run out of logical arguments for your position and are resorting to personal attacks. Doubtless you will next be accusing Pastor Zeke of joking as Tabor's law predicts. All you are really saying is "I lost, but I too much of a moral coward to say it out load" and it is pathetic.

Now be a man for once and congratulate Pastor Zeke on his win.

I did not make an argument. Nor did i make a statement of any kind other than we should be getting rid of all those worthless bookstores and making room for other, more useful, things. I was just pointing out the like-mindedness of book burning Nazi's and Bookstore destroying Pastor Zeke.

Pastor Ezekiel has said nothing for me to congratulate, and the destruction of books shows only close-minded fear of disagreement.

What was his win? Are you a book burner too?

[Bobby-Joe]

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I did not make an argument. Nor did i make a statement of any kind other than we should be getting rid of all those worthless bookstores and making room for other, more useful, things. I was just pointing out the like-mindedness of book burning Nazi's and Bookstore destroying Pastor Zeke.

Pastor Ezekiel has said nothing for me to congratulate, and the destruction of books shows only close-minded fear of disagreement.

What was his win? Are you a book burner too?

There is a complete difference between us and the Nazis friend; the Nazis burned books because their leaders told them invisible men no one could see were ordering it done. I fail to see the comparison to Pastor Zeke who is book burning because Jesus tells Zeke to do it.

Let us not compare apples to oranges, okay?

[Nobar King]

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What's wrong with burning books? When I go camping I usually take a paperback to read, and I use the pages I've already read to help start the campfire. I already read it, so who cares?

[Khorib]

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There is a complete difference between us and the Nazis friend; the Nazis burned books because their leaders told them invisible men no one could see were ordering it done. I fail to see the comparison to Pastor Zeke who is book burning because Jesus tells Zeke to do it.

Let us not compare apples to oranges, okay?

Now, I never said that "you guys" WERE Nazi's. I was just comparing Zeke's book burning mentality a well known Nazi characteristic

LOL! That is the funniest thing I've heard in a VERY long time. Jesus told him to burn books?! Are you mad?! I'm pretty positive that Jesus would never say anything of the like.

"Nazis burned books because their leaders told them invisible men no one could see were ordering it done. I fail to see the comparison to Pastor Zeke who is book burning because Jesus tells Zeke to do it."

I think you just made the comparison for me... friend

[Khorib]

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What's wrong with burning books? When I go camping I usually take a paperback to read, and I use the pages I've already read to help start the campfire. I already read it, so who cares?

Understandable. The difference is demolishing entire libraries of books just for the sake of destroying ALL of the books so that no one may read or access them... versus a few magazines to feed your campfire because you want to roast marshmallows.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Now, I never said that "you guys" WERE Nazi's. I was just comparing Zeke's book burning mentality a well known Nazi characteristic

LOL! That is the funniest thing I've heard in a VERY long time. Jesus told him to burn books?! Are you mad?! I'm pretty positive that Jesus would never say anything of the like.

Acts 19:19
Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver.

[Deaner]

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Understandable. The difference is demolishing entire libraries of books just for the sake of destroying ALL of the books so that no one may read or access them... versus a few magazines to feed your campfire because you want to roast marshmallows.

Are you saying we should allow people access to lies? If the book does not pertain to the Holy Gospel as laid out in the KJV1611 then it's a lie. Why should we teach our children anything else?