[Bobby-Joe]

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LOL! That is the funniest thing I've heard in a VERY long time. Jesus told him to burn books?! Are you mad?! I'm pretty positive that Jesus would never say anything of the like.

Jesus speaks to Pastor Zeke in Zeke's heart of hearts. As you see that is completely different from Hitler taking orders from "hidden Tibetan illuminated masters". Like what are these Tibetan Masters doing; sending out their brainwaves like a radio? One is clearly a lie and the other is the TRUTH™.

[Glendora Christianson]

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What's wrong with burning books? When I go camping I usually take a paperback to read, and I use the pages I've already read to help start the campfire. I already read it, so who cares?

Just wanted to remind our dear brother Nobar that pages from unsavory books can be used for personal hygiene (our beloved pastor Pistle uses the Quran for T.P.).

PS I prefer Charmin.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Acts 19:19
Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver.

Amen! Thanks to Jesus, I won this debate while swimming laps in my indoor olympic-sized pool. GLORY!!

[computerdemon]

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There is no doubt that most librarians are lezbeans. They even have their own perverted blog.

I have never understood how anyone can consider that a legitimate job anyway. A female standing around stamping books full of pornography and satanic lies is bound to cause trouble. They should be home baking pies or waiting on their husbands. The trouble is, they are all lezbeans who hate men and want to destroy normal family life.

Bottom line: the only book a True Christian™ needs is the Holy KJV 1611 Bible. If we follow that guideline, we can close down the libraries and turn them into True Christian™ Churches. Praise Jesus!

Women are not made just to please husbands. They have a place in life, be it on the bttlefield, or in the library. I bet your wife absolutely hates you. Seriously? Waiting on husbands? Women are intelligent too!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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You are quite simply wrong. How do we know this?

Ephesians 5:22-24

[Cranky Old Man]

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I bet your wife absolutely hates you.

Of course she does! Jesus tells us to hate everyone including ourselves but Him!

Luke 14:26 - King James Version (KJV)

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

[SpecialSomepony]

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Of course she does! Jesus tells us to hate everyone including ourselves but Him!

Luke 14:26 - King James Version (KJV)

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Um.... I'm sure I'm probably mistaken, and please correct me if I am. But I thought that Jesus told us to love our neighbors? Didn't he say that was the most important commandment?

Again, I've probably misread that section of the Bible, and please correct me with the truth if I have.

[Des]

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Um.... I'm sure I'm probably mistaken, and please correct me if I am. But I thought that Jesus told us to love our neighbors? Didn't he say that was the most important commandment?

Again, I've probably misread that section of the Bible, and please correct me with the truth if I have.

You certainly have misread the Bible. The love we show for our neighbors is the very same love God shows for everyone. We love our neighbors enough to point out to them that they are going to hell. Then, providing they turn away from their wicked ways, we will help them to see the Light which is our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

This is exactly in accordance to the love of God. God does not love people the way they are. Indeed, God often Righteously smites them. God loves those who follow His rules to the letter by becoming perfect Christians.

So I guess you can say that we have a love/hate relationship with our neighbors. Love thy neighbor, hate everything about them.

Glory!

[Youth Minister Harry]

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Um.... I'm sure I'm probably mistaken, and please correct me if I am. But I thought that Jesus told us to love our neighbors? Didn't he say that was the most important commandment?

Again, I've probably misread that section of the Bible, and please correct me with the truth if I have.

A lot of kiddies think Jesus softened the Bible up when He came. They think He made the punishments prescribed in Deuteronomy and Leviticus go away. But in Matthew 5:17 Jesus says He has come to FULFILL those good old laws.

If you are a boy between the ages of 5 and 17 (height/weight proportional), please join us for the next Bible Camp-out Fellowship Retreat in the wooded area just west of Freehold. We will work with you 1-on-1 or even 2-on-1 to help you understand how Jesus fulfills and why He came! OH PRAISE GOD!

[its_faith]

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I always suspected that most of them are.