[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Happy Birthday Pope Francis!

Well it looks like Father Mo is back trying to create some buzz for the pope. It's been a slow news year from the Vatican - especially since the MSM has lost interest in the "new" Marxist pontiff - particularly when he calls for "sacrifice" while wearing that gold hat. There is no better way to celebrate the aging pontiff than to mark the passage of time with a birthday - and to some of the more pointless utterances coming from a pontiff in perhaps many centuries.

Such gems as it's not true that to be a good Catholic "you have to be like rabbits", and "God is not afraid of new things" are almost as "new age" as Oprah Winfrey - sure to make the old church more relevant to our times. It makes one long for the days when a pope would raise an army and launch some Crusades to slaughter a few muslims to take back the Holy Land. It's a shame and an embarrassment that these days it has to be outsourced to the Jews.

Let's face it, it's time for the Cardinals in the Vatican to dump this guy and his Bolshevik fashion show. I hear that Jeb Bush might be looking for work soon.

Bless you too, my pointless pontiff promoter.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Happy Birthday Pope Francis!

You have to wonder, what sort of 'man' is named Francis. Francis is a name a dowdy female is given.
A mans name is Ezekiel, John, James Jeb.
Any man who goes prancing about about with a woman's' name is just looking for trouble.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Happy Birthday Pope Francis!

Well it looks like Father Mo is back. It's been a news year for the Vatican - especially the MSM interest in the "new" pontiff - particularly when he calls for "sacrifice". There is no better way to celebrate the pontiff than to mark the passage of time with a birthday.

Such gems make the old church more relevant to our times. It makes one long for the Cardinals in the Vatican.

I know you Baptwits like to pretend that you don't love and admire Pope Francis but we all know that deep down you, like the rest of the planet, are smitten with his folksy honesty, commitment to transparency and dedication to world peace and the eradication of poverty.

Now you can't compare the Pope to any of the great Baptwit leaders and thinkers of today... people like... uh... and... uh... well... whatever. No need to kick a cripple horse when it is down I suppose.



Bless you, my Donald Trump's Codpiece,
Father Mo




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[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Happy Birthday Pope Francis!

Help me here please. Are you saying you take your religious herbs every day to celebrate The Pope's birthday or just that you celebrate The Pope every day?

No, the ganja is for bringing us closer to Jah. It has nothing to do with the Pope. The intoxicating effects are purely incidental but most welcome.

The Catholic priests who come to Jamaica to vacation take off their clothes and chase the Black girls. A lot of them chase the boys. Some try the ganja but most drink a lot of rum. Then they get into fights and tear up their hotel rooms. Some of them feel guilty in the morning and they whip themselves with the little whips that Catholic priests carry around. A lot of them are deported. Some of them are arrested. It is because they are white people but some are Mexicans. They are the worst because they are even cheaper than the white priests. Black priests do not come to Jamaica. They go to New Jersey where the white girls are. I think that Pope should tell them all to act right.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Happy Birthday Pope Francis!

No, the ganja is for bringing us closer to Jah. It has nothing to do with the Pope. The intoxicating effects are purely incidental but most welcome.

The Catholic priests who come to Jamaica to vacation take off their clothes and chase the Black girls. A lot of them chase the boys. Some try the ganja but most drink a lot of rum. Then they get into fights and tear up their hotel rooms. Some of them feel guilty in the morning and they whip themselves with the little whips that Catholic priests carry around. A lot of them are deported. Some of them are arrested. It is because they are white people but some are Mexicans. They are the worst because they are even cheaper than the white priests. Black priests do not come to Jamaica. They go to New Jersey where the white girls are. I think that Pope should tell them all to act right.

Boy, you'd better get your story straight. It is a well-known fact that you rasta scum hate the pope with an intensity that even I can admire. I don't speak your moneychatter language, but I'm told that this jig explains everything. Can you please translate?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Happy Birthday Pope Francis!

Boy, you'd better get your story straight. It is a well-known fact that you rasta scum hate the pope with an intensity that even I can admire. I don't speak your moneychatter language, but I'm told that this jig explains everything. Can you please translate?

That Negroe is speaking in tongues. If that isn't a clear case of demonic possession, I have never seen one.

Why do those people always look so dirty?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Happy Birthday Pope Francis!

Why do those people always look so dirty?

Well think about it. What good would soap do it? Those things are black as coal no amount of lye soap will remove that. Believe me, I've tried.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Happy Birthday Pope Francis!

It has been a brilliant 79th year for his Holiness.

Mixed, I would say, yes, definitely "mixed".

He's said a lot but not much has actually been done. The casual observer might think that he is simply crying in the wilderness.

As the single most admired man on earth, a man who has invigorated the very Church of Rome

Just remind us why it needed invigorating... .

I know you Baptwits like to pretend that you don't love and admire Pope Francis

I don't think it is personal enmity, more a frustrated sorrow at seeing so many souls led to the Gates of Hell.

but we all know that deep down you, like the rest of the planet, are smitten with his folksy honesty, commitment to transparency and dedication to world peace and the eradication of poverty.

Well, I see his words on peace have been taken to heart by ISIS. Why, they are lining up to buy relics, crucifixes and indulgences in Syria...

And this poverty thing... I know you Catholic priests shun the Bible as you would a woman but you really should here the Words of Jesus when He foretold that the poor will always be with us, and that thus, praying to eradicate poverty is not only pointless but asking God to deny His Son.

Now you can't compare the Pope to any of the great Baptwit leaders and thinkers of today...

I can think of a dozen off-hand - six of them here at Landover, but this is the point, isn't it? Does the Pope actually think?

The evidence is against it.

M't:6:6: But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
Lu:12:3: Therefore whatsoever ye have spoken in darkness shall be heard in the light; and that which ye have spoken in the ear in closets shall be proclaimed upon the housetops.

and what does the Pope do? He stands on a balcony dressed like the Pharisees and Sadducees and bawls his corrupt message to the idolaters below... I assume he then sends his minions among the crowd to collect filthy lucre.

Small wonder papal prayers are not answered.

Anyway, his birthday was yesterday, so it's been and gone - remind me again next year.

PS, have you no inquisitions to attend?

[Rabbi Goldschlitz]

Re: Happy Birthday Pope Francis!

It has been a brilliant 79th year for his Holiness. As the single most admired man on earth, a man who has invigorated the very Church of Rome that Jesus built on the rock St.Peter, he has the love and respect of a billion Catholics and billions of others who surely are considering joining his flock and yet... this is only the beginning of his incredible march to Sainthood.

As he enters his 80th year I know that even the cruelest of jealous commentators cannot help but take a moment to wish Francis all of the best on this day, a mere week before the birth of Christ himself.

Whether he is tending to the needy in Africa, leading the good people of the planet in their desire to see climate change eradicated or working to streamline Vatican banking practices, Pope Francis is now, in terms of global love and admiration, transforming from His representative on earth to living Saint. (Think Mother Theresa without some lurking skin disease and some decent posture.)

I invite all of you, even the ones who would normally spew bile and hatred at this fine man, to take the opportunity here to proffer up a few kind words that I shall pass along to his Holiness with due haste.



Bless you, my deep fried snickers bars in this emerging world of Teuscher masterpieces.
Father Mo





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Happy belated birthday to a fellow man of God ( although he believes a bit to strongly in the New Testament)

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Happy Birthday Pope Francis!

So here we have this piece of papist scum on the forums idolising some messicant pedo lover, and not even wishing the Baby Jesus a Happy Birthday! Not one post from this Mo Lester on the Jesus thread, but so much energy into defending the Poop.