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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22938

    #1

    Hoverboard priest

    After reading the headlines "Hoverboard priest condemned by church" I was not surprised to find this was a Catlick priest giving a blasphemous impression of Jesus walking on water.



    That the RCC has now condemned him is of little encouragement - they do this to protect their carefully nurtured image that they are not the servants of the Anti-Christ.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Jim Farmer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2293

    #2
    Re: Hoverboard priest

    Why have the papists condemned him? Papists do lots of things that Jesus hates - burning hippy incense, chanting like rap artists, talking in strange languages like Latin, playing with little boys. The list goes on.
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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #3
      Re: Hoverboard priest

      The catholic church has (among other things):

      Mountain climbing nuns . . .



      Flying nuns . . .



      Jiving nuns . . .



      From cross dressing priests, bishops, and popes to now hoverboarding priests - the cathylicks will do just about anything to get you to swallow those death wafers.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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