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  • The Pope on Tour

    Which sums it all up:

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    Which part of the Bible does the pope read?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    Re: The Pope on Tour

    The Pope reads all parts of the correct Bible and most importantly is the ear for Jesus on this Earth.

    God is all knowing, all powerful and has a plan for each and every one of us whether it be to lead His Church (Pope Francis), or to spend a decade or so in prison for stealing money from gullible Baptwits (Pastor Al).


    If this weren't the case, why would God have made Catholics the Christians of note while the Johnny-come-lately types from Germany are still wandering the deserts of Christian falsehoods scooping up manna under the guise of the "Prosperity Gospel"?












    Bless you, my idiotic Iowan,
    Father Mo

















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    A Cardinal in the making.

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      Re: The Pope on Tour

      Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
      while the Johnny-come-lately types from Germany are still wandering the deserts of Christian falsehoods scooping up manna under the guise of the "Prosperity Gospel"?
      Bless you, my idiotic Iowan,
      Father Mo

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      You could be helped by the prosperity gospel, Father Mo. Instead of hiding in the confession booth Sunday you should watch the Godly Robert Tilton make others wealthy. He is helping Make America Great Again:http://roberttilton.lightcast.com/

      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        Re: The Pope on Tour

        Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
        The Pope reads all parts of the correct Bible and most importantly is the ear for Jesus on this Earth.

        God is all knowing, all powerful and has a plan for each and every one of us whether it be to lead His Church (Pope Francis), or to spend a decade or so in prison for stealing money from gullible Baptwits (Pastor Al).


        If this weren't the case, why would God have made Catholics the Christians of note while the Johnny-come-lately types from Germany are still wandering the deserts of Christian falsehoods scooping up manna under the guise of the "Prosperity Gospel"?












        Bless you, my idiotic Iowan,
        Father Mo

















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        Which part told him to wear that dress?
        READ THE BIBLE

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