Catholics Spread Holy Water from a Spray Plane

[Johny Joe Hold]

When Catholics get a crazy idea no one can stop them. For example, when they learned Cow Island, Louisiana, had difficulty getting to mass they sent an airplane.

The airplane was not to bring them to mass but to dump 100 gallons of "holy water" across the island. I suppose even Baptists got drenched. Best they not contaminate us Baptists with their homosexual water:

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/louisiana-catholics-blessed-plane-holy-water

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Catholics Spread Holy Water from a Spray Plane

Will these people stop at nothing, Brother Mr Mayor, Sir? Cow Island - which is not even an island - has its own Catholic "church" less than 5 minutes' walk from the town center (probably less by mobility scooter) and its own priest, one Father Barzare. There is absolutely no reason to claim anyone has difficulty getting there. Basically, if they can get out of the house to get drenched by a crop-duster then they can get to their place of so-called worship.

I see the whole nonsense was orchestrated by someone improbably named L’Eryn Detraz, a native of Cow Island who was about to begin her two years of training as a Catholic missionary in Ohio. "She" (these days one never can tell, but are Catholics really now reduced to training women as missionaries?) shared "her" idea with Father Bizarre and he, poor creature, desperate to appear "woke", did as he was told.

It is tragic that relatively innocent children may have been contaminated by this folly. I will pray for them.

[Alvin Moss]

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Those idol worshippers seem pretty satisfied with themselves in that picture, Mr. Mayor. That airplane is a crop duster with tanks that usually hold potent and vile poisons. They used those same tanks to spray everyone with their allegedly holy water. I expect the whole population will get the leukemia by this time next year.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Catholics Spread Holy Water from a Spray Plane

Those idol worshippers seem pretty satisfied with themselves in that picture, Mr. Mayor. That airplane is a crop duster with tanks that usually hold potent and vile poisons. They used those same tanks to spray everyone with their allegedly holy water. I expect the whole population will get the leukemia by this time next year.

If I was the pilot, I'd pour some herbicide into the tank That way I could kill weeds while playing God with Catholics.

[Isabella White]

Re: Catholics Spread Holy Water from a Spray Plane

If I was the pilot, I'd pour some herbicide into the tank That way I could kill weeds while playing God with Catholics.

Oh, my word, dear Brother Mayor Hold! It would not surprise me if the local priest from that Cathyolick church personally dumped some mind-altering, hypnotic potion into the plane's fuel tank -- just to put the people into a trance once they are soaked by the water, so that they will sign their money and personal property over to the church! We cannot trust those Cathyolicks, not for one second. Any organization that teaches that getting into Heaven is as easy as chanting "Hail Mary", eating crackers and worshiping statues is NOT to be trusted!

A blessed day to you, dear Mayor,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Catholics Spread Holy Water from a Spray Plane

"Dump" yes but not necessarily mind altering. Typhoid is more likely.

https://globalpressjournal.com/africa/uganda/study-finds-contaminated-holy-water-famous-ugandan-shrine-not-believers-say/

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Catholics Spread Holy Water from a Spray Plane

On the same page, I also noted the headline link:

"POPE FRANCIS URGES VATICAN LEADERS TO FIX CITY'S BALLOONING BUDGET DEFICIT"

Now I don't know about you, but I see this as either (i) the Vatican city is dropping "holy water" from balloons, or (ii) the cardinals enjoy a little ballooning sponsored by church donations.