Body of Christ. More like Body of Cardinal.

[Talitha]

There seems to be a bit of a mystery going on in the Cattlicker Church.
One of their Cardinals is missing.

No body in exhumed Newman's grave
Cardinal John Henry Newman
Newman's remains are thought to have decomposed

The grave of the 19th Century Cardinal John Henry Newman did not contain his body, the Catholic Church has revealed.

The plot, at the Oratory House, Rednal, near Birmingham, was excavated on Thursday at the Vatican's request. His remains were to have been moved to the Birmingham Oratory, in preparation for Newman's anticipated beatification.

Newman's body may have decomposed, as his coffin was not lead-lined. Its absence will not affect the progress of his cause in Rome, a spokesman said.

We know what happened to the body.
Jesus weeps at those Flesh-eating Demons.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Body of Christ. More like Body of Cardinal.

If I were part of the Roman Catholic institution, I'd be more concerned about what will happen to Cardinal Newman's soul (and my own).

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Body of Christ. More like Body of Cardinal.

In the catlick house of Satan, they make a big fuss about uncorrupted bodies (nuns, monks and the like.) I wonder what a totally corrupted body says about the life of the dear departed?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Body of Christ. More like Body of Cardinal.

In the catlick house of Satan, they make a big fuss about uncorrupted bodies (nuns, monks and the like.)

As do boodists. Couldn't the devil come up with some fresh lies?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Body of Christ. More like Body of Cardinal.

I'm betting they just draped a robe over the corpse of this 19th Century idolator and propped him up in the Vatican:

[Talitha]

Re: Body of Christ. More like Body of Cardinal.

I'm betting they just draped a robe over the corpse of this 19th Century idolator and propped him up in the Vatican:

Now I'm going to have nightmares

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Body of Christ. More like Body of Cardinal.

There seems to be a bit of a mystery going on in the Cattlicker Church.
One of their Cardinals is missing.


We know what happened to the body.
Jesus weeps at those Flesh-eating Demons.

It could have been grave-robbing Satanist Ghouls, I've heard there was quite a ghoul problem in the 1800's in England.

They preferred to eat dead priests because the flesh was so tender and juicy, due to their sedintary lifestyle. And all the altar boy "issue" they consumed made their meat very sweet.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Body of Christ. More like Body of Cardinal.

I'm betting they just draped a robe over the corpse of this 19th Century idolator and propped him up in the Vatican:

My grandson has a little red cowboy hat just like that one.



I wonder if Pope Ratzinger has the sheriff badge and the cap guns that go with it?

Pastor Billy-Reuben