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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2025
    • 15118
    #16
    Re: Virgin Mary

    Well, Pastor, now you are here. How about we organise a little treat for you, where both myself and Sister Arethusa have a contest.

    All the menfolk can compare our Cup-cakes in a sort of Perky Play-off.
    The one with the Perkiest wins, and if there is a draw then a Pastor makes the final decision.
    The winning Lady gets some free Dickens Cider from said Pastor.


    .

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78553
        #17
        Re: Virgin Mary

        Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
        Well, Pastor, now you are here. How about we organise a little treat for you, where both myself and Sister Arethusa have a contest.

        All the menfolk can compare our Cup-cakes in a sort of Perky Play-off.
        The one with the Perkiest wins, and if there is a draw then a Pastor makes the final decision.
        The winning Lady gets some free Dickens Cider from said Pastor.


        .
        Count me IN! Praise Jesus!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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