Just when you thought things could not get worse for the Catlicks, Priests in girly robes fondling alter boys and the like, the Vatican's radio broadcast towers are now believed to be causing cancer in nearby residents.
There is a simple solution. I am going tell Mr. Catlick Popeman what it is right here:
Take down the towers. Stop broadcasting your silly Latin propaganda. Dress yourself and your clergy in manly outfits.
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