[Brother Temperance]

Re: Popes: The Undead

The Department of Faith has obtained secret reports which prove, once and for all, that the Office of Pope, aka the Popery or the PopePourri is SATAN'S work in progress.

It seems as though whenever someone dies and is tossed into Hell they go through a selection process to see who writhes in agony forever in what part of Fire Lake. When an exceedingly evil person is found, he is sent back to the surface to re-inhabit his dead, stinking corpse which is dug up and shipped to Rome. The body is reanimated by SATAN and the hulk is appointed to the office of Pope through a vote of lesser demons (the Cardinals) after the previous undead corpse is stripped of it's demon.

Thus a pope can only be replaced by a worse sinner and all of them have the gray, pasty appearance of a ghoul....which is exactly what they are.

We at Landover Baptist have been warning of this deception for almost four hundred years and, finally, people are starting to pay attention. I hope this step forward marks the beginning of the end of the Catlick church and that SATAN'S evil plan is foiled.

THANK YOU JESUS!

This website is run by a bunch of degenerate false "christians." Nevertheless, I find it hard to disagree with their well-thought out and reasoned analysis of the Papacy:

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now?

I don't know if this has been posted elsewhere - apologies if it has, but you can never have too many reminders that if there's one thing less trustworthy than a Catholic, it's a female Catholic.

An entire order of nuns has fled a convent on the Greek-Bulgarian border after running up huge debts.

The nuns' knitting business, serving 25 shops across Greece, has crashed.
From mother superior to the most junior novice, the 55 nuns sought sanctuary in the Xenia convent in the hills of central Greece.
The Greek Holy Synod is trying to sort out their debts of some 760,000 euros (£500,000) and persuade them to come out of hiding.
As I walked past the small domed chapel towards the cloisters, bolts slammed across heavy wooden doors, keys clicked double locks into place and curtains twitched in the nuns' cells (bedrooms).
Their sentinel was a stooped, beetle-browed, elderly nun clutching a copy of the New Testament. I asked her to confirm that this was indeed the hideout of the runaway order.
"So what?" she snapped back in Greek, "who wants to know?"

Then her tone softened. "If God wills it," she said, "someone will come and talk to you," and she despatched a novice to find out.
She quickly returned with the news that the mother superior was exercising her right to remain silent. So I left as empty-handed as the nuns' creditors. According to the Kathimerini newspaper, they exacerbated their financial problems by going abroad to fashion shows to check out the latest designs in woollen garments.

Yet more evidence that the Catholic Church consists of nothing more than a blasphemous mafia with a fondness for fancy dress. And praise Jesus for bringing Sister Mary to us - just think, if she'd never seen the light, she might now be stuck on a hillside in Greece with a fortune in cash rather than serving the Lord in a modest and pious fashion!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now?

Oh, the stories I could tell! Praise Jesus I wasn't stuck in a Greek convent. You know it was the Greeks who gave us Sappho on Lesbos, and there is a reason sodomy is often referred to as "Greek".

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now?

One less reason for the Catholic readers of LBCF to ever go back to the pricks and mortar cathylick "churches", for their ridiculous addiction to rites of "absolution".



The pope's sock puppet show is all judy, no punch.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now?

Bilkers!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now?

Well I thought that I'd seen it all. Take a look at THIS secular news story. It seems that the mary worshipers are now sending the bill for the boy booty call to their own parishoners! That's right! The skirt-wearing papist dogs are allowed to molest every child they can get hold of, and the catlick cult members get squeezed for the tab. Can you imagine!?

Parishioners asked to fund sex-abuse payments

SPOKANE, Wash. -- In Roman Catholic parishes around Spokane these days, sermons on the teachings of Jesus are mixed with urgent pleas for money to pay people who were sexually abused by clergy decades ago.
Priests sometimes evoke the parable of the good Samaritan -- who stopped to help a man who had been beaten and robbed when others looked the other way -- as they wage a unique campaign to overcome the financial fallout from clergy sex abuse in the bankrupt Spokane Diocese.
"I've been telling them the focus here is on the children who were hurt and doing what we can to bring them some sort of compensation, some sort of healing," said the Rev. Edgar Borchardt, pastor of Sacred Heart Catholic Church in the college and farm town of Pullman, about 80 miles south of Spokane.
A Chapter 11 bankruptcy reorganization plan approved last month commits the diocese to pay $48 million -- including $10 million from 82 parishes -- to settle as many as 177 old claims of sexual abuse.

Why don't they just pawn a few pairs of the antiChrist pope's solid gold underwear?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now?

Priests sometimes evoke the parable of the good Samaritan -- who stopped to help a man who had been beaten and robbed when others looked the other way -- as they wage a unique campaign to overcome the financial fallout from clergy sex abuse in the bankrupt Spokane Diocese.

You see, this is why it's important to only read the King James Version, and not any infidel Catlicker version. Here's the original story of the good Samaritan:
Luke 10:30 And Jesus answering said, A certain man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves, which stripped him of his raiment, and wounded him, and departed, leaving him half dead.
31 And by chance there came down a certain priest that way: and when he saw him, he passed by on the other side.
32 And likewise a Levite, when he was at the place, came and looked on him, and passed by on the other side.
33 But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion on him,
34 And went to him, and bound up his wounds, pouring in oil and wine, and set him on his own beast, and brought him to an inn, and took care of him.

and here it is in the Papist translation:
Luke 10:30 In reply Jesus said: "A man was going down from Jerusalem to Jericho, when he saw some small children. He buggered them all senseless, and then several decades later they sued him for compensation, leaving him half bankrupt. 31 A Baptist happened to be going down the same road, and when he saw the child rapist, he passed by on the other side. 32 So too, a Levite, when he came to the place and saw him, passed by on the other side. 33 But a Samaritan, as he traveled, came where the man was; and when he saw him, he took pity on him. 34 He went to him and donated several million dollars to his child-sodomy fund. Then he put the man on his own donkey, took him to an inn and engaged in a wild homer orgy with him, all the while blaspheming Christ by worshipping His mother instead of Him.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now?

A new abomination! The Roman pope has arranged for every credit card in the world to pay a kickback to his personal bank account in hell! Details are HERE!

Catholic credit card now available

Offered in cooperation with Washington Mutual and Follieri Capital, the World Missions Visa Card will donate one percent of customers' net purchases to support pastoral and evangelical missions worldwide.

Paying for an item with the new World Missions Visa Card will now allow shoppers to take everyday purchases and turn them into help for Catholic Church programs in more than 1,150 mission dioceses in the world's poorest countries.

The Society for the Propagation of the Faith, a Pontifical Mission Society, announced the availability of the World Missions Visa(R) Card yesterday. Through this credit card program, one percent of net purchases will be donated to support the Church's pastoral and evangelizing mission in more than 120 countries throughout the global south, including support for educational and healthcare efforts.

The World Missions Visa Card will be issued by Washington Mutual and has been developed in partnership with Follieri Capital, which provides financial products and services to Roman Catholic Church organizations in the United States.

World Mission Visa cardholders will enjoy full Platinum Visa benefits, free on-line FICO(R) credit-score access, money saving coupons, online bill payment, zero fraud liability and no annual fee.

More than a million Catholics in the United States are being contacted about the offer through a direct-mail campaign, as well as through advertisements in Catholic newspapers.

Just $100 generated from this program can buy a pair of gold embroidered socks for the Pope; $400 buys enough mickey finns for one week of sodomizing kindergarten children in the Missions where children learn the basics of servicing local priests.

This is nothing more than a racket! A satanic shakedown by the ring kissers, designed to fatten their already bloated coffers and ensure that Hellary Cliton is re-elected. Jesus help us!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now?

A new abomination! The Roman pope has arranged for every credit card in the world to pay a kickback to his personal bank account in hell! Details are HERE!

Not every credit card in the world - those who want the World Net Visa will have to apply for it, just like those who want other cards with specific rewards policies.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now?

Not every credit card in the world - those who want the World Net Visa will have to apply for it, just like those who want other cards with specific rewards policies.

My friend, there is only one reward policy worth talking about, and it's the one Jesus paid for by temporarily sacrificing Himself on the Cross for your sins. It's spelled out, word for word, in the King James Bible, and you can claim this reward for free by studying that Bible and asking Jesus to come into your heart, then tithing on a regular basis in His name to His favorite church.
There is no need to thank me for this good news, but you're welcome.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now?

My friend, there is only one reward policy worth talking about, and it's the one Jesus paid for by temporarily sacrificing Himself on the Cross for your sins. It's spelled out, word for word, in the King James Bible, and you can claim this reward for free by studying that Bible and asking Jesus to come into your heart, then tithing on a regular basis in His name to His favorite church.
There is no need to thank me for this good news, but you're welcome.

A temporary sacrifice doesn't really impress me.

And I donate generously to the spiritual organizations I belong to.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now?

A temporary sacrifice doesn't really impress me.

And I donate generously to the spiritual organizations I belong to.

Friend, sending a monthly cheque to al-Qaeda isn't going to impress anyone. And how long have you spent being dead for anyone's sins?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now?

Friend, sending a monthly cheque to al-Qaeda isn't going to impress anyone. And how long have you spent being dead for anyone's sins?

Not a-Q. There's a really cool UU church near me. I hang out there some Sundays. And there's also a pretty open pagan community in the area. I hang with them too. My parents are Christian, and sometimes I go to services with them. It's all good.

I don't intend to ever die for anyone else's misdeeds. Nor would I accept someone else being punished for mine.

And if he knew before he did it that he was going to come back to life three days later, he really didn't sacrifice anything. A true sacrifice is giving up something precious for the sake of someone else, knowing that you can never get it back.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now?

Not a-Q. There's a really cool UU church near me. I hang out there some Sundays. And there's also a pretty open pagan community in the area. I hang with them too. My parents are Christian, and sometimes I go to services with them. It's all good.

It most certainly is not all good! If your parents were Christians, they'd have killed you long ago, as GOD commands!

And who are you to lecture Our Lord on what sacrifice is? You've just admitted that you wouldn't be willing to die even a little bit for someone else's sins, so shut up or get Saved!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now?

It most certainly is not all good! If your parents were Christians, they'd have killed you long ago, as GOD commands!

And who are you to lecture Our Lord on what sacrifice is? You've just admitted that you wouldn't be willing to die even a little bit for someone else's sins, so shut up or get Saved!

How exactly does one die a little bit?