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  • One-eyed Jack
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 1092

    #1

    Psychosexual Catholicism: pity the Martin brothers

    We all know that Catholics venerate Mary, the mother of Jesus. They love her so much that they see her in burned toast, fried tortillas, and turd-shaped lumps of chocolate-factory waste like the one shown below.



    While I personally would not feel much honored if people thought I looked like a turd-shaped lump of brown waste, Catholics seem to believe these peculiar flights of fantasy honor Mary. But I am coming to think that there is much more to the Catholic's Mary-obsession than simple reverence.

    Let us be frank.

    I believe Catholics suffer from a faux-religious negative-Oedipus complex. The Catholic initially accepts love for and submission to God the Father. But their cult leaders demand that any righteous Christian feelings about God be channeled into idolization of the figure of Mary instead. This leads Catholics to obsess about Mary, to elevate her to the status of a demi-god, and to identify themselves psychosexually with her.

    In a word, Catholics subconsciously want to be Mother Mary so they can have carnal sex with God.

    This is shocking, but it explains so much. Male Catholic priests wish to assume the passive feminine role and be sexually dominated and penetrated by God the Father. An unresolved negative-Oedipus complex explains why Catholic priests are almost without exception homosexuals and/or child-rapists. It explains why genuflection is so important: it is a sexual rump-presentation gesture exactly like dominance rituals in baboons. Hand-kissing is another cryptosexual ritual widespread in Catholicism. The negative-Oedipus complex explains why Catholics have an "Earthly Father" that they call the Pope: they need a flesh-and-blood focus for their perverse sexual fantasies.

    (All Christians know that the office of Pope is unbiblical. In fact, the word "pope" does not appear in the Bible, and outside Catholicism the word is most often identified with the fatty lump near the asshole of a chicken or turkey.)

    It explains why no woman is allowed to become a priest: male Catholic priests, who self-identify as the passive receptacles for their Father's anal penetration, would be terribly threatened if genuine women could replace them in their homosexual relationship with their imagined God.

    While they identify sexually as Mary ("...the boy has a feminine identification with his own mother [and] wants to take her place in the relationship with the father") Catholics also subconsciously resent Mary. Thus they "see" her in ludicrous everyday objects like leaky double-pane windows, urine stains, fenceposts, rotting food, or cracked toilet bowls. Like many other deviants and psychopaths, Catholics are caught in a psychosexual love-hate relationship.

    If not for their cult's history of torturous violence, mass-murder, and totalitarianist repression they would be almost worthy of pity.

    ~~ OEJ
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22912

    #2
    Re: Psychosexual Catholicism: pity the Martin brothers

    Brother OEJ’s succinct analysis is a masterpiece of incisive logic each piece of evidence leading inexorably towards a revealing conclusion.

    You may wish to see some other things that have caused ordinary catlicks to soil their undergarments in paroxysms of idolatry. This is the gift of the vicar of Rome who laughs as he counts the coins from the gullible and poor.

    1. A US hospital has asked the Catholic Church for help after being swamped by thousands of people seeking to view what they believe is an image of the Virgin Mary in a third-floor window… at least five years have passed since a seal broke in the window, turning the glass a blotchy white, the Associated Press news agency reported… But it was only last week that the murky patches began taking a form that is said to resemble the Madonna. “It seems like every day it gets clearer," Sharon McGarty, an administrator in a doctor's office across the hall, told AP. "It used to look like just a dirty window."

    Landover Baptist Church says, “A dirty window is just what it is.”

    2. But folks in the small West Texas town of Morton say they’ve seen the “Holy Mother” made of ice inside a freezer at the local grocery store. It started as one drip from the ceiling of a freezer at Morton Thrifty Foods grocery store. Now it has become quite the sanctuary for a lot of Catholic believers.

    Landover Baptist Church says, “Don’t buy from the grocery store in Morton, they don’t clean their freezers.”

    3. Devout churchgoers have begun worshipping a pizza pan - after claiming the Virgin Mary has appeared amid the melted cheese, tomato and pepperoni.

    Dinner ladies at a school in Texas discovered what they took to be Mary's image on the base of a cooking tray. “Pugh Elementary School principal Lyda Guerrero said: 'I think someone was watching over us.’”

    Landover Baptist Church says, “Yep, that’s right, it’s the quarantine section of Landover. If you thought worshipping Mary was bad, these catlicks are worshipping a pizza pan!”

    4. CHICAGO - A steady stream of the faithful and the curious, many carrying flowers and candles, have flocked to an expressway underpass for a view of a yellow and white stain on a concrete wall that some believe is an image of the Virgin Mary.The stain is likely the result of salt runoff, according to the Illinois Department of Transportation.

    Landover Baptist says, “Ask a priest and he’ll tell you it’s there to strengthen your faith. These guys’ll stoop to anything – even a choir boy.”
    Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 04-21-2008, 01:11 AM.
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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: Psychosexual Catholicism: pity the Martin brothers

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Brother OEJ’s succinct analysis is a masterpiece of incisive logic each piece of evidence leading inexorably towards a revealing conclusion.

      You may wish to see some other things that have caused ordinary catlicks to soil their undergarments in paroxysms of idolatry. This is the gift of the vicar of Rome who laughs as he counts the coins from the gullible and poor.

      1. A US hospital has asked the Catholic Church for help after being swamped by thousands of people seeking to view what they believe is an image of the Virgin Mary in a third-floor window…
      Surely that should read "the Catholic Church has asked a US psychiatric hospital for help after mistaking a dirty window for an ancient Jewess?"
      4. CHICAGO - A steady stream of the faithful and the curious, many carrying flowers and candles, have flocked to an expressway underpass for a view of a yellow and white stain on a concrete wall that some believe is an image of the Virgin Mary.The stain is likely the result of salt runoff, according to the Illinois Department of Transportation.
      Are they claiming that's an image of Mary's unmentionable parts? That's just sick!
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Pastor Billy-Reuben
        Senior Pastor
        VP of Evangelical Outreach
        On FIRE for Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5812

        #4
        Re: Psychosexual Catholicism: pity the Martin brothers

        This is what the Vice President's wife had to say on the matter: "But when it comes to apparitions, I have learned never to trust those Papists. They will start worshipping your poop if you don't flush fast enough!"

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