[Father Thomas Martin]

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I see they let you out on parole again. How much gold did the roman pope antichrist have to spend this time? Where have they transferred you, papist dog? Have you no shame? Those boys won't be able to poop right for years you stinking pervert.

You never answered my question. How do you reconcile your policy with the words of Jesus?

[JennyD]

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You never answered my question. How do you reconcile your policy with the words of Jesus?

I believe you've been told many times before, Mother Martian, that we are required to obey secular law.

Since the Bible contains adult language and mature themes, we are legally required to restrict posters to those of legal age to view such materials and with sufficient intellectual development to understand them.

Why do you Cathoholics disobey all the REST of God's Commandments?

[Father Thomas Martin]

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I believe you've been told many times before, Mother Martian, that we are required to obey secular law.

Since the Bible contains adult language and mature themes, we are legally required to restrict posters to those of legal age to view such materials and with sufficient intellectual development to understand them.

Why do you Cathoholics disobey all the REST of God's Commandments?

Read Acts 5:29, and you'll see my point.

[JennyD]

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Read Acts 5:29, and you'll see my point.

Picking and choosing verses out of context again, eh?

1 Peter 2: 13-14

13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;

14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.

So why is it you ignore all of God's commands? I asked you a straightforward question, which you refuse to answer.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Picking and choosing verses out of context again, eh?

1 Peter 2: 13-14




So why is it you ignore all of God's commands? I asked you a straightforward question, which you refuse to answer.

Yes, we should obey them when their laws don't prevent people to learn God's Word (or at least your version of it).

However, when their laws and God's come into conflict (as the policy there), refer back to Acts 5:29, post it back, and tell me what it means, OK?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Yes, we should obey them when their laws don't prevent people to learn God's Word (or at least your version of it).

However, when their laws and God's come into conflict (as the policy there), refer back to Acts 5:29, post it back, and tell me what it means, OK?

Acts 5:29 is about being ordered not to share God's Word. You know as well as I do that's what it says.

So, why do you ignore all of God's commandments? Why do you set up idols and false gods, and sodomize children, for example?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I've found yet another one. The Lost Angeles Buddhist-Catholic Dialog (which apparently didn't know whether Boodism or Romanism would offend Jesus more, so it decided to combine the two) is comparing its "Virgin Mary" goddess to the Bodhisattva Kuan Yin (other spellings include Guanyin and Kannon). We even read this about Kuan Yin:

Prayers for help arise from thousands of hearts, and thousands of prayers are answered by her vow of eternal compassion: Beings in Samsara, who sail the ocean of suffering, She will guide and deliver safely to the ultimate shore of enlightenment.

If that doesn't sound like praying to the "Virgin Mary" goddess to get your dead Catholic aunt out of purgatory, I don't know what does.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I've found yet another one. The Lost Angeles Buddhist-Catholic Dialog (which apparently didn't know whether Boodism or Romanism would offend Jesus more, so it decided to combine the two)

Pastor, I wonder why Papist Scrooge isn't all over this? It must be part of how they plan to achieve that 1 billion Catholics, by further corrupting their own pagan cult.

What's next? Cathowiccans?

[Brother_Matt]

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Has anyone mentioned Prayer Beads?

If not, add that to the list.

[stealtfc (On Moderation)]

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No you don't. You "cannonize" dead papist scum because your dark master satan has commanded it. You are a member of the false church of the whore of babylon, and you will have alot to answer for when you appear on bended knee in front of Jesus on Judgement Day.

errr... When do I point out that the christian religions branched off of the catholic church, because of martin luther? The first church that believed in christ, other then the catholics, was the lutherans..... So...... aren't you just an off-branch of a catholic church as well?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Yet again, God in His awesome majesty has demonstrated His ability to use even those who hate Him to reveal the Truth. This revolting transgenderified site talks in detail about ancient goddesses and their dress-wearing priests who have forsaken normal marriage with women.

• An extensive list
• Tell me that this doesn't sound like a Romanist "bishop."
• Brigit, a papist goddess "saint"
• Last, but not least, guess who!

[The Truth]

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Just so you know, I am a Catholic. We worship only one God, the true God. It's in the Ten Commandments. Read up Numbnuts and NoNuts.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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It's in the Ten Commandments.

So is that bit about graven images, and we know how faithfully you Romanists follow that one.

Read up Numbnuts and NoNuts.

I don't know what pet names the priests and altar boys have for one another at your "church," but we do not tolerate such language here.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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errr... When do I point out that the christian religions branched off of the catholic church, because of martin luther? The first church that believed in christ, other then the catholics, was the lutherans..... So...... aren't you just an off-branch of a catholic church as well?

Are we not talking "John The Baptist" here?

The age of something does not necessarily give it great status - a prawn sandwich for example. If you've been getting it wrong for centuries that leaves the catlix and Lex Luther out in the cold a bit on that claim. Luther also retained vast amounts of Catlick ritual (e.g. infant baptism, etc.)

No, Baptists did not "branch off from the Catick Church" They never were Catlix - they couldn't stand the stench of idolatry, mary worship, etc. and knew that Faith alone was sufficient.

God Fearing, strong minded men, seeing how their wives lamented and their sons wept, and clearly seeing how God had written the Bible as an instruction manual and roadmap to Paradise via a Godly lifestyle and Faith, became the only true Christians.

Landover remains true to the Word of God and therefore are True Christians™

[StarrKingGrad]

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You missed two, Jesus and the Holy Spirit.