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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Everyone Hates the Pope

    I ran across THIS secular story recently and I have to say it peaked my interest. I'm not sure about the details, but it seems that a large bevy of kooky space-alien "glamor lezbeans" are all fired up against the roman pope, so I guess they've got that much right. I'm thinking maybe I should schedule a meeting with a group of them, maybe the young ones anyway, and see about guiding them closer to Jesus.





    Raelian lesbians attack Pope and Catholic Church

    Glamour lesbians attack Pope and Catholic Church

    A group of glamour lesbians who believe the world was created by an alien civilization 25,000 years ago have criticised the Catholic Church for being out of touch.

    The representatives of the Gay Raelian society yesterday staged a demonstration outside Parliament House to protest the Pope’s arrival for World Youth Day next week.

    Raelian spokeswoman Eden Bates said it was an insult that the Pope would be welcomed into Australia when “our gorgeous, fantastic spiritual leader Rael wasn’t even given the respect of a visa”.

    Asked the difference between the Church and the tenets of Raelianism, she said: “We are an international, non-profit organization that understands that we have been created by an advanced civilization that came to this planet 25,000 years ago and created everything that we are and everything we see around us.”

    Ms Bates said the Raelians didn’t care if a person was gay or straight or bi-sexual or even just a little bit curious.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • papparat
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2008
    • 141

    #2
    Re: Everyone Hates the Pope

    Prov.21 [16] The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22887

      #3
      Re: Everyone Hates the Pope

      When you get squirrel-farm, weirdo Raelians rallying, rebelling and railing against you, you have to know you’ve got it wrong.

      I mean, they will believe almost anything and if they can see Catlicking is all rubbish, what hope of convincing anyone?



      PS, Papparat, who's the priest? He looks like Ratslinger's spiritual advisor.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • papparat
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2008
        • 141

        #4
        Re: Everyone Hates the Pope

        He is from the Irish branch of the Papists & is known as Father Jack Hackett. He lives on an island, Craggy Island, off the coast of Ireland with 2 others of his ilk, a father Ted Crilly & a Father Dougal McGuire. He is deeply alcoholic, and at times violently physcotic .

        There have been several documentaries about this unholy trio.

        He is mostly comatose in his chair and most of his waking moments are spent calling for alcohol. Despite his appearance, he is capable of impressive feats such as stealing drink at seemingly impossible speeds. Jack is also able to tell the vintage and variety of wine just from the sound of the bottle clinking.

        His alcoholism has progressed to such a degree that he will drink many household cleaning products. On one occasion, he consumed a bottle of floor polish and was pronounced dead. However it transpired he had only "the symptoms of death"

        As a result of his alcoholism, his speech is crude and limited. The few words he speaks occasionally are "Drink", "Feck, "Arse" and "Girls!", though occasionally he blurts out nonsensical comments like "Are those my feet?", "I like cake!" and "I'm a happy camper!"

        Jack is also very violent, although it is not clear if this is a consequence of his alcoholism or his personality.He has to be restrained regularly due to his violence; his bed is surrounded by bars and barbed wire and he has to wear a straitjacket when in bed.

        A lesson to us all
        Prov.21 [16] The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Everyone Hates the Pope

          Originally posted by papparat View Post
          He is from the Irish branch of the Papists & is known as Father Jack Hackett. He lives on an island, Craggy Island, off the coast of Ireland with 2 others of his ilk, a father Ted Crilly & a Father Dougal McGuire. He is deeply alcoholic, and at times violently physcotic .

          There have been several documentaries about this unholy trio.

          He is mostly comatose in his chair and most of his waking moments are spent calling for alcohol. Despite his appearance, he is capable of impressive feats such as stealing drink at seemingly impossible speeds. Jack is also able to tell the vintage and variety of wine just from the sound of the bottle clinking.

          His alcoholism has progressed to such a degree that he will drink many household cleaning products. On one occasion, he consumed a bottle of floor polish and was pronounced dead. However it transpired he had only "the symptoms of death"

          As a result of his alcoholism, his speech is crude and limited. The few words he speaks occasionally are "Drink", "Feck, "Arse" and "Girls!", though occasionally he blurts out nonsensical comments like "Are those my feet?", "I like cake!" and "I'm a happy camper!"

          Jack is also very violent, although it is not clear if this is a consequence of his alcoholism or his personality.He has to be restrained regularly due to his violence; his bed is surrounded by bars and barbed wire and he has to wear a straitjacket when in bed.

          A lesson to us all

          So in other words, a typical papist.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • papparat
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2008
            • 141

            #6
            Re: Everyone Hates the Pope

            Indeed Pastor Indeed!

            Should you ever get the chance to see these documentaries, do so...!

            KNOW THINE ENEMY
            Prov.21 [16] The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.

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            • Father Thomas Martin
              Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
              • Jul 2007
              • 1015

              #7
              Re: Everyone Hates the Pope

              ^Tell me again, how can you consider this man to be "Unsaved Trash"?
              ACTS 5:29

              But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
              There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Everyone Hates the Pope

                Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                ^Tell me again, how can you consider this man to be "Unsaved Trash"?
                Which "man" are you talking about? The whore of babylon? The antichrist of rome?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Brother Enoch
                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 4392

                  #9
                  Re: Everyone Hates the Pope

                  Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                  ^Tell me again, how can you consider this man to be "Unsaved Trash"?
                  ^Tell me again, how can you consider this man not to be "Unsaved Trash"?

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                  • Truthseeker
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 26

                    #10
                    Re: Everyone Hates the Pope

                    I must have missed it, but how many scientists were in their group?
                    All I could see were a group of sinners looking for a way to not feel guilt and remorse for doing the vile things that they do.

                    And the bullet train to hell is on track 666. All Aboard.
                    Joh 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.
                    Joh 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: Everyone Hates the Pope

                      These raelians are just some stupid Australians. They don't even have Jesus down there, so see what they resort to??
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Father Thomas Martin
                        Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 1015

                        #12
                        Re: Everyone Hates the Pope

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Which "man" are you talking about? The whore of babylon? The antichrist of rome?
                        No, I mean "papparat".

                        He seems to agree with everything you say!
                        ACTS 5:29

                        But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                        There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

                        Comment

                        • Brother Enoch
                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 4392

                          #13
                          Re: Everyone Hates the Pope

                          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                          No, I mean "papparat".

                          He seems to agree with everything you say!
                          All the kiddies are asleep at this time of night, Father, what are you doing here? Are the nuns patrolling the dorms again? That's gotta be frustrating.

                          Maybe if you gave them some they'd be a little less vigilant by way of compensation. Just a thought.

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                          • Bro Izzy
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 161

                            #14
                            Re: Everyone Hates the Pope

                            Some Australian Pope protesters


                            Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                            • Brother Enoch
                              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 4392

                              #15
                              Re: Everyone Hates the Pope

                              It had to be freaks?

                              No pictures of good, honest, God-fearing Baptists?

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