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  • BrotherLarry
    Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2266
    #1

    What's so Great About Mary?

    I get really tired of hearing catlicks talk about how awesome the mother of Jesus is. As a former papist, I've done my share of hail Marys and Hail Holy Queens. Once Jesus showed me the truth, I of course abandoned all that. But look at all the titles they give to her:
    Blessed Among Women
    Blessed Virgin Mary
    Blessed Above All Women
    Blessed Bearer of the Savior
    Blessed Carrier of Christ
    Blessed Deliverer of Salvation
    Blessed Example of Womanhood
    Blessed Handmaiden of the World
    Bride of Christ
    Bride of Heaven
    Bride of the Father
    Conceived Without Original Sin
    Crown of Virginity
    Crown of Virtue
    Crown of Willingness
    Dispenser of Grace
    Ever Clement
    Ever Loving
    Ever Faithful Mother of Jesus
    Ever Virgin
    Flower of Carmel
    Flower of Jesus Garden
    Free from Sin
    Free From Every Stain
    Full of Grace
    Full of Virtue
    Handmaid of the Lord
    Health of the Sick
    Helper of All in Danger
    Immaculate
    Immaculate Conception
    Immaculate Heart
    Immaculate Heart of Mary
    Immaculate Mary
    Immaculate Mediatrix
    Immaculate Mother
    Immaculate Virgin
    Lady of Good Help
    Lady of Good Works
    Lady of Good Graces
    Lady of Grace
    Lady of Mercy
    Lady of Peace
    Lady of Perpetual Help
    Lady of the Rosary
    Lady of Sorrows
    Lady of Victory
    Mary the Blessed Virgin
    Mary Mother of God
    Mary Queen of Angels
    Mary Queen of Peace
    Mary Star of the Sea
    Mary Pearl of God's Crown
    Mary Rose of Roses
    Mater Dei
    Mediatrix
    Morning Star
    Mother and Virgin
    Mother of God
    Mother of Good Counsel
    Mother of Jesus Christ
    Mother of Miracles
    Mother of the Miraculous Medal
    Mother of Our Savior
    Mother of the Church
    Mystical Rose
    New Eve
    Our Immaculate Queen
    Our Lady of Lourdes
    Our Lady of Fatima
    Our Lady of Peace
    Our Lady of the Pastures
    Our Lady of Trenton
    Our Lady of Santiago
    Our Lady of Everlasting Grace
    Our Lady of Joy
    Our Lady of Perpetual Prayer
    Patroness and Protectoress
    Queen assumed into Heaven
    Queen conceived without original sin
    Queen of All Saints
    Queen of Angels
    Queen of Apostles
    Queen of Confessors
    Queen of Families
    Queen of Heaven
    Queen of Heaven and Earth
    Queen of Martyrs
    Queen of Patriarchs
    Queen of Peace
    Queen of Prophets
    Queen of Queens
    Queen of the Righteous
    Queen of the most Holy Rosary
    Queen of Virgins
    Queen of Virtue
    Queen of the World
    Queen of the West
    Salve Regina
    Star of Perpetual Guidance
    Star of the Sea
    Theotokos
    Virgin
    Virgin by the Sea
    Virgin Mother
    Virgin of Charity
    Virgin of Guadalupe
    Virgin of El Ciudad de Mexico
    Virgin of Los Angeles (as if)
    Virgin de Nueva York
    Virgin of Cancun
    Virgin of San Juan
    Virgin of Laredo
    Virgin of Lima
    Virgin of Virgins
    Virgin of those with no Mother
    Virgin of the Fallen
    Virgin of the Oceans
    Virgin of the Miracle of Salvation
    Virgin of the Holy Hills
    Virgin of Montreal
    Virgin of Barcelona
    Virgin of Rio de Janeiro
    Woman Clothed With the Sun

    Really? REALLY? She agreed to carry the Baby Jesus, she gave birth to our Precious Lord, and thereby fulfilled her purpose. Now she just needs to get out to the kitchen and feed her family instead of trying to be so important.
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
    Tags: false gods, mary worship, virgin mary
    • Jim Farmer
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 2293
      #2
      Re: What's so Great About Mary?

      Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post

      Mother of Jesus Christ
      That's the only valid name for her. As you say, she was nothing but a vessel to carry God's seed. Anyone, other than a child murderer, would have done.

      I think the most amazing part of it, is that there was a virgin in the middle east over the age of 10! That's probably worth celebrating if you were an Arab or a Joo, but for Christians, it's to be expected. But Arabs and Joos hate Jesus (and therefore His mother).

      An afterthought - the cathlicks also regard it as a miracle because there probably are no virgin 10 year olds (boys or girls) in the cathlick church, once the priests are done with them.
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        • WWJDnow
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2009
          • 6314
          #3
          Re: What's so Great About Mary?

          Mary was blessed among women. Luke 1:42 That doesn't mean it's OK to pray to her.
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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775
              #4
              Re: What's so Great About Mary?

              Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
              Virgin of Guadalupe
              Virgin of El Ciudad de Mexico
              Virgin of Los Angeles (as if)
              Virgin de Nueva York
              Virgin of Cancun
              Virgin of San Juan
              Virgin of Laredo
              Virgin of Lima
              Virgin of Montreal
              Virgin of Barcelona
              Virgin of Rio de Janeiro
              No doubt she would be the only virgin in these places.




              Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
              Really? REALLY? She agreed to carry the Baby Jesus, she gave birth to our Precious Lord, and thereby fulfilled her purpose. Now she just needs to get out to the kitchen and feed her family instead of trying to be so important.
              Right? A teenaged girl gets knocked up and we're supposed to think she's something special?

              Give me a break.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12993
                  #5
                  Re: What's so Great About Mary?

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post

                  Right? A teenaged girl gets knocked up and we're supposed to think she's something special?

                  Give me a break.
                  Precisely. The only important bit of this story is about Jesus being born and God choosing Mary to be the womb which will carry the fetus. Mary was just like a surrogate mother; the real parent of Jesus is God.

                  God could have chosen any woman to be that womb; He decided to chose a girl who was already married (Matthew 1:18), but He didn't do it thinking of Mary but of her husband, Joseph, who was a direct descendand of king David (Matthew 1:1-16). Even though Joseph was not Jesus' biological father, he was the connection that made Jesus the direct descendant of king David (Matthew 1: 16). God truly works in misterious ways!

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639
                      #6
                      Re: What's so Great About Mary?

                      Even Romanist sources admit that "Star of the Sea" is spurious.

                      From the death-cookie-munchers' own encyclopedia:
                      Here a word has to be added concerning the explanation stella maris, star of the sea. It is more popular than any other interpretation of the name Mary, and is dated back to St. Jerome (De nomin. hebraic., de Exod., de Matth., P.L., XXIII, col, 789, 842). But the great Doctor of the Church knew Hebrew too well to translate the first syllable of the name miryam by star; in Isaiah 40:15, he renders the word mar by stilla (drop), not stella (star). A Bamberg manuscript dating from the end of the ninth century reads stilla maris instead of stella maris. Since Varro, Quintillian, and Aulus Gelliius testify that the Latin peasantry often substituted an e for an i, reading vea for via, vella for villa, speca for spica, etc., the substitution of maris stella for maris stilla is easily explained. Neither an appeal to the Egyptian Minur-juma (cf. Zeitschr. f. kathol. Theol., IV, 1880, p. 389) nor the suggestion that St. Jerome may have regarded miryam as a contracted form of me'or yam (cf. Schegg, Jacobus der Bruder des Herrn, Munchen, 1882, p. 56 Anm.) will account for his supposed interpretation stella maris (star of the sea) instead of stilla maris (a drop of the sea).
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                        • Ex-soccer player
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2012
                          • 285
                          #7
                          Re: What's so Great About Mary?

                          Mary cannot hear our prayers. There is only "one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus" (1 Timothy 2:5). We True Christians™ are Jesus' brother, sister and mother (Mark 3:35).

                          Jesus alone can save!
                          Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51

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                            • Des
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2013
                              • 2718
                              #8
                              Re: What's so Great About Mary?

                              Let's not forget the Mexican favorite, Our Lady of Guacamole. Seen here with avocado in the forefront.

                              Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                                • Mary Etheldreda
                                  Gushing for Jesus
                                   
                                  • Sep 2011
                                  • 23775
                                  #9
                                  Re: What's so Great About Mary?

                                  Originally posted by Des View Post
                                  Let's not forget the Mexican favorite, Our Lady of Guacamole. Seen here with avocado in the forefront.

                                  Brother, the sex-craved Mexican Mary worshipers certainly have some... unorthodox ways of honoring people they supposedly care about.


                                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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