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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside!

    I attended Bible Study tonight and a Scientist was there and spoke about how it is possible to live within the belly of a whale for over a year. The whale's liver is like a sponge almost and the tubes that enter the whales liver is big enough for a man to squeeze through. The liver holds pockets of air. This is where Jonah found his source for oxygen and all he had to do was bite into the liver every now and again to receive his prober nourishment.

    Plus the whale's temperature is over 70 degrees at all times -- enough to sustain life. It was so fascinating the way Jonah survived in the belly of the whale. GOD is the greatest GOD that will always give us that place to find our nourishment when we have found ourselves swallowed in the depths of darkness..

    GLORY TO GOD!

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  • WashedWithHisBlood
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    • Dec 2012
    • 177

    #2
    Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside!

    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    I attended Bible Study tonight and a Scientist was there and spoke about how it is possible to live within the belly of a whale for over a year. The whale's liver is like a sponge almost and the tubes that enter the whales liver is big enough for a man to squeeze through. Once in the liver holds pockets of air where Jonah found his source for oxygen and all he had to do was bite into the liver every now and again to receive his prober nourishment.

    Plus the whale's temperature is over 70 degrees at all times -- enough to sustain life. It was so fascinating the way Jonah survived in the belly of the whale. God is the greatest god that will always give us that place to find our nourishment when we have found ourselves swallowed in the darkness of the depths of wherever.

    GLORY TO GOD!

    I'm not comparing myself to Jonah or anything but I too once lived in Afghanistan for a year and a half surrounded by demonic looking awab sodomites. So yeah.. living in a whale.. piece of cake!

    Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.

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    • Adam Fag
      Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
      • Jan 2012
      • 651

      #3
      Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside!

      I thought it was a fish. Not a whale.

      Jonah 1:17 Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.
      Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside!

        Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
        I thought it was a fish. Not a whale.

        Jonah 1:17 Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.
        You're an unsaved queer. Who cares what you thought?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Adam Fag
          Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
          • Jan 2012
          • 651

          #5
          Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside!

          I'm not here to claim God got it wrong. Just that if he's got it right, check out the quote, it was a fish. Their tails flop left to right, not up and down, and they were made in two ways. One from the sea. One from the land.

          Whales breathe air. Fish do not. Where do fish get air?
          Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside!

            Jesus said it was a whale:

            Matthew 12:40: For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.

            Who would know better than the Creator what He created? Further proof that whales are part of the fish created kind, rather than the mammal created kind as commonly supposed, is found here:

            Genesis 1:20-25: 20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl [that] may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. 21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that [it was] good. 22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth. 23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day. 24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so. 25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that [it was] good.
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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 13030

              #7
              Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside!

              We at LBC read the Bible literally. People make fun of us.

              But, as in this case and ALL others, science proves we are correct.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • Bjorn Jensen
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2012
                • 2356

                #8
                Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside!

                Only a truly stupid, uneducated person would say a whale is a mammal. They have fins and live in the sea, don't they? They give live birth yes, but again, so does sharks. Are sharks mammals too? I heard that some of these atheists even thinks that bats are mammals

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside!

                  Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                  They give live birth yes, but again, so does sharks.
                  Brother, did you know that guppies are mammals? Here's the proof.



                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22929

                    #10
                    Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside!

                    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                    I attended Bible Study tonight and a Scientist was there and spoke about how it is possible to live within the belly of a whale for over a year. The whale's liver is like a sponge almost and the tubes that enter the whales liver is big enough for a man to squeeze through. Once in the liver holds pockets of air where Jonah found his source for oxygen and all he had to do was bite into the liver every now and again to receive his prober nourishment.
                    I've got some of the professor's flyers. Here's one of them:

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                    Of course, it's all figurative but he is very convincing.
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                    • Witch Hammer
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1717

                      #11
                      Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside!

                      Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                      Only a truly stupid, uneducated person would say a whale is a mammal. They have fins and live in the sea, don't they? They give live birth yes, but again, so does sharks. Are sharks mammals too? I heard that some of these atheists even thinks that bats are mammals
                      Amen. I've never seen pert, upturned dirty-pillows on a whale. A whale is a species of fish. A fish with nipples would be an abomination. Would The Lord have allowed Jonah to be devoured and regurgitated days later by such a foul creature, even if it actually existed? I daresay not.

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                      • RebekahInPrayer
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Dec 2014
                        • 6

                        #12
                        Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside!

                        Brother Adam- I may only be a uninformed woman, but even I know that a whale is a fish. It swims in the sea, it does not walk on land. God created fish for the sea, and mammals for the land. Just like birds are not fish or mammals, whales are not mammals or birds.

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                        • Jim Farmer
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2014
                          • 2293

                          #13
                          Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside!

                          Originally posted by RebekahInPrayer View Post
                          Brother Adam- I may only be a uninformed woman, but even I know that a whale is a fish. It swims in the sea, it does not walk on land. God created fish for the sea, and mammals for the land. Just like birds are not fish or mammals, whales are not mammals or birds.
                          He made reptiles for the land too. Like that snake in Genesis.
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