How do I know that God wrote the Bible in english? Well, that's simple. Every Bible I see is written in english; that's proof enough for me.
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Re: God wrote the Bible in English; I have proof
Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View PostHow do I know that God wrote the Bible in english? Well, that's simple. Every Bible I see is written in english; that's proof enough for me.Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: God wrote the Bible in English; I have proof
False Christians also know that the Bible was always written in English: I have seen a copy of The “Geneva” Bible and, although Geneva is in Sweden, it is written in English! (This also proves that foreigners only pretend not to understand English – in private, I believe, they all speak it!)sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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Re: God wrote the Bible in English; I have proof
Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostFalse Christians also know that the Bible was always written in English: I have seen a copy of The “Geneva” Bible and, although Geneva is in Sweden, it is written in English! (This also proves that foreigners only pretend not to understand English – in private, I believe, they all speak it!)
However, some of this older Bibles were not written by God, but by SATAN. I'm sure you remember John 6:67 "Then said Jesus unto the twelve, Will ye also go away?"
Well, the following scan shows what the Bible looked like in 1609. Thanks God (literally) that a mere 2 years later He gave us the KJV1611 - "written with the finger of God" (Ex. 31:18) - and thus irrevocably thwarted the adversary's rebellion. Alleluia:
See, if you can spot the subtle difference:
A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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Re: God wrote the Bible in English; I have proof
Surely he also wrote one in American English at the time.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: God wrote the Bible in English; I have proof
Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View PostSurely he also wrote one in American English at the time.The English the Brits speak is merely a corrupt travesty of The Lord's Tongue.
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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