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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #136
    Re: Unsaved trash spews garbage

    Originally posted by Undecided View Post
    And what do you suppose He thinks of all your nasty fetishes, eh?
    I have no nasty fetishes Allie, I've have repented of my depravity and turned my life over to Jesus remember? That is why I can go into a homer infested men's room on the interstate with no fear; Jesus protects me from the temptation of the multiple offers of oral sodomy. His very hands shield my tallywacker for Satan's seductive, but perilous, grip.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • WickedWitch
      Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
      CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
      • Jan 2007
      • 1366

      #137
      Re: Unsaved trash spews garbage

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      I have no nasty fetishes Alie, I've have repented of my depravity and turned my life over to Jesus remember? Oh you've have, have you've? *Giggles uncontrollably* That is why I can go into a homer infested men's room on the interstate with no fear; Jesus protects me from the temptation of the multiple offers of oral sodomy. His very hands shield my tallywacker for Satan's seductive, but perilous, grip.
      I'm thinking that if you think that the offers from other men are seductive than you've have *snickers* been hiding something from the rest of us... Gay much, Mister Booby-Joe?
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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131

        #138
        Re: Unsaved trash spews garbage

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Yes, yes Rachael. I used that same line on women I was lusting for back in my unsaved days "yes dear, I love you for your mind." BTW your foot fetish makes Jesus' weep Rachael. WEEP!
        Foot fetish? My dear I can assure you I don't have a FOOT fetish. Surely you know by now that any fetish I have lies more in the general direction of *mumbles indistinctly......what, you think I'd tell YOU??*.

        I have no nasty fetishes Allie, I've have repented of my depravity and turned my life over to Jesus remember? That is why I can go into a homer infested men's room on the interstate with no fear; Jesus protects me from the temptation of the multiple offers of oral sodomy. His very hands shield my tallywacker for Satan's seductive, but perilous, grip.
        Well if you're thinking of male hands on your tallywhacker and think such grips are seductive, you obviously aren't opposed to man-meat, are you, BJ?
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        • WickedWitch
          Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
          CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
          • Jan 2007
          • 1366

          #139
          Re: Unsaved trash spews garbage

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Well if you're thinking of male hands on your tallywhacker and think such grips are seductive, you obviously aren't opposed to man-meat, are you, BJ?
          That, my dear Rachael, is exactly what I said!
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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #140
            Re: Unsaved trash spews garbage

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Foot fetish? My dear I can assure you I don't have a FOOT fetish. Surely you know by now that any fetish I have lies more in the general direction of *mumbles indistinctly......what, you think I'd tell YOU??*.
            Speak up harlot or Allie will never hear about your sickness.

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Well if you're thinking of male hands on your tallywhacker and think such grips are seductive, you obviously aren't opposed to man-meat, are you, BJ?
            There are not man hands on my tallywacker you baby eating harlot. My tallywacker is just for Jesus. How dare you.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • WickedWitch
              Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
              CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
              • Jan 2007
              • 1366

              #141
              Re: Unsaved trash spews garbage

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              My tallywacker is just for Jesus.
              And what, exactly, is it that Jesus wants with your tallywacker?
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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #142
                Re: Unsaved trash spews garbage

                Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                And what, exactly, is it that Jesus wants with your tallywacker?
                Look this isn't some tree bothering freaky pagan cult. He wants me for His love, period. There is nothing sick, digusting or perverted about it so you can stop ALT-Tabbing between Landover and "Young Studs Boys Soaped Up.com"* Allie. Landover is not fodder for your afternoon self abuse.

                Jesus loves me for my soul, not my body!

                *at lest that is what the DoF says you frequent.

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                • Rachael Van Helsing
                  HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5131

                  #143
                  Re: Unsaved trash spews garbage

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Speak up harlot or Alie will never hear about your sickness.
                  Oh, I'm pretty sure Alie already knows.

                  There are not man hands on my tallywacker you baby eating harlot. My tallywacker is just for Jesus. How dare you.

                  Ok, ok, forgive my error, you want one man's hands on your tallywhacker.

                  Look this isn't some tree bothering freaky pagan cult. He wants me for His love, period. There is nothing sick, digusting or perverted about it so you can stop ALT-Tabbing between Landover and "Young Studs Boys Soaped Up.com"* Allie. Landover is not fodder for your afternoon self abuse.
                  You mean for his luuuurrrve?
                  You may not know my fetish leanings, but I think I know yours!

                  Originally posted by Bobby Joe
                  My tallywacker is just for Jesus.
                  I dare you to wear a t-shirt saying that.
                  Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 03-15-2007, 10:43 PM.
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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #144
                    Re: Unsaved trash spews garbage

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    Oh, I'm pretty sure Alie already knows.
                    I do not want to know what you thespain love birds are up to.

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    I dare you to wear a t-shirt saying that.
                    I have one already. It is one of the mottos of Straight for Jesus.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #145
                      Re: Unsaved trash spews garbage

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      I do not want to know what you thespain love birds are up to.
                      I said she most likely knows, not she's part of. And besides, if we were, do you think we'd tell you?

                      I have one already. It is one of the mottos of Straight for Jesus.
                      Excellent! Now wear it around New York City.
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                      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #146
                        Re: Unsaved trash spews garbage

                        Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                        That, my dear Rachael, is exactly what I said!
                        Congratulations: You two clones have now proved yourselves to be exactly as witless and predictable as each other. Any reason why we shouldn't just ban one of you now, seeing as you both just post the same stuff?
                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        Excellent! Now wear it around New York City.
                        Did the Joos give you a tip-off about a planned repeat of 9/11 or something?
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • WickedWitch
                          Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                          CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 1366

                          #147
                          Re: Unsaved trash spews garbage

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          Congratulations: You two clones have now proved yourselves to be exactly as witless and predictable as each other. Any reason why we shouldn't just ban one of you now, seeing as you both just post the same stuff?
                          Because, darling, you love us. That's why.
                          Last edited by WickedWitch; 03-18-2007, 07:54 AM.
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