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  • #16
    Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    So.....unicorns, first described in the BIBLE may have existed. Do you agree thus far?
    $100 on Pastor Pistle
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #17
      Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

      Unicorns are so poweful in fact they may convince Van Hellbent that the Bible is true!
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • #18
        Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

        And who says unicorns were first mentioned in the bible, huh?
        Unicorns were first mentioned more than two thousand years ago by Greek physician Ctesias in 398 BC.

        Once more, the bible plagiarizes the ancient Greeks.
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        • #19
          Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          And who says unicorns were first mentioned in the bible, huh?
          Unicorns were first mentioned more than two thousand years ago by Greek physician Ctesias in 398 BC.

          Once more, the bible plagiarizes the ancient Greeks.
          OK, so do you agree that Unicorns were mentioned BEFORE the Bible and IN the Bible and may possibly have existed?
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • #20
            Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

            ARGH!! People, animals, plants and trees were all mentioned before the bible and definitely exist as you know.....something being mentioned in the bible does not provide evidence that the bible is true.

            Something being mentioned BEFORE the bible and then IN the bible just shows that the writers of the bible were plagiarists!!
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            • #21
              Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              ARGH!! People, animals, plants and trees were all mentioned before the bible and definitely exist as you know.....something being mentioned in the bible does not provide evidence that the bible is true.

              Something being mentioned BEFORE the bible and then IN the bible just shows that the writers of the bible were plagiarists!!
              I see that logic won't serve in this case so I will appeal to something more toward the emotional side.

              Will you agree that the Garden of Eden may have existed in what is now Iraq and that a hill named Har Megiddo still exists today in Israel and that Pharaohs existed in Egypt at some point in history and that Jesus' was described as having lived approximately between the year one and AD33 as described by the independent observer Flavius Josephus in his book 'The war of the Jews"?
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • #22
                Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                And who says unicorns were first mentioned in the bible, huh?
                Unicorns were first mentioned more than two thousand years ago by Greek physician Ctesias in 398 BC.

                Once more, the bible plagiarizes the ancient Greeks.
                Mrs. Van Hellhound, please refresh my memory as to when the Book of Numbers and the Book of Isaiah were written.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • #23
                  Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  ARGH!! People, animals, plants and trees were all mentioned before the bible and definitely exist as you know.....something being mentioned in the bible does not provide evidence that the bible is true.

                  Something being mentioned BEFORE the bible and then IN the bible just shows that the writers of the bible were plagiarists!!
                  Another explanation might be that since the existence of unicorns were common knowledge, it would be quite normal to see them mentioned in more than one text. I think that trees have been mentioned in several different books over the years...Does that seem like plagiarism to you?

                  You really are a bubble head.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #24
                    Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                    Theres proof that dragons existed, so that means unicorns might have existed too. Someone who was writing the bible probally threw a unicorn in there to add drama to it or something, that could be true.
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                    • #25
                      Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                      Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                      Theres proof that dragons existed, so that means unicorns might have existed too.
                      You're actually making sense for a change. The Holy King James Bible indeed says that dragons existed:

                      Psa 91:13 Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                        What stuffed animals are appropriate then?

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                        • #27
                          Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                          Originally posted by BibleBetty View Post
                          What stuffed animals are appropriate then?
                          Appropriate for what exactly? I hope you don't mean what I think you mean....

                          Jesus will send you to hell for that!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #28
                            Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                            Wow, are you kidding me? Stuffed animals for kids to play with you retard! Or do you have to assicociate EVERYTHING with sick stuff?
                            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                              Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                              Wow, are you kidding me? Stuffed animals for kids to play with you retard! Or do you have to assicociate EVERYTHING with sick stuff?
                              How dare you suggest that Pastor Zeke has a depraved mind. He was clearly refering to using stuff animals as idols to place before God and worship! Leave your plushy fetish outside this forum young harlot!

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                              • #30
                                Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                                Well stuffed animals are pretty cute, and so are unicorns.
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