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  • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
    Adam and Eve were white as well. Any one of any significance in the Bible was / is white.

    Think logically for a second: the love of God shines like a bright white light, not like a dark shadow. Look up in the sky: bright/light/white. Look at the dirt and the mud: dark, blubbery. That's a hint for you right there.

    Above all, God is logical and consistent.
    Even the Mary-worshiping Catholics know Jesus was white, with blue eyes. The only place you will see a dark Jesus is in some voodoo temple in Haiti, and you see what the LORD thinks of them.

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    • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

      Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
      Scripture verse please?
      Well there isn't but is there proof he had shampoo. id think everyone back then would have dreadlocks

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      • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

        Originally posted by BROHAEXPRESS View Post
        Well there isn't but is there proof he had shampoo. id think everyone back then would have dreadlocks
        Okay, that does it. I'm going to call the Asylum for the Clinically Insane in Freehold to check if someone is missing. Please stay where you are. The sister will come soon, don't worry!
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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        • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

          Originally posted by BROHAEXPRESS View Post
          Well there isn't but is there proof he had shampoo. id think everyone back then would have dreadlocks
          You might want to read up on the history of combs and brushes. You sound like an idiot.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

            Originally posted by BROHAEXPRESS View Post
            Well there isn't but is there proof he had shampoo. id think everyone back then would have dreadlocks
            You might want to read up on the history of combs and brushes. You sound like an idiot.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

              double posting makes you smarter!

              Why are you all such racist close-minded fools? When did god ever discriminate? You are reading into passages out of context, and making prejudices because of it. Maybe Jesus was black, would it make a difference? You weren't there, you never saw him. He could easily have been.

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              • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                Originally posted by MethodistMan View Post
                Why are you all such racist close-minded fools? When did God ever discriminate (we can provide Scripture... )? You are reading into passages out of context (... but you'll just say "oh, it's out of context LA LA LA"), and making prejudices because of it. Maybe Jesus was black (PARDON????), would it make a difference? You weren't there, you never saw Him. He could easily have been.
                Please excuse us while we laugh as an atheist tries to lecture Christians about how they should view their Bible.

                Do we tell you how to read Darwin's book? No.

                Please try to be somewhat polite...
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22
                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                  Originally posted by MethodistMan View Post
                  When did god ever discriminate?
                  Genesis 9:25-27
                  And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
                  God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
                  Numbers 25:6-8

                  And, behold, one of the children of Israel came and brought unto his brethren a Midianitish woman in the sight of Moses, and in the sight of all the congregation of the children of Israel, who were weeping before the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
                  And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw it, he rose up from among the congregation, and took a javelin in his hand;
                  And he went after the man of Israel into the tent, and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of Israel.
                  Deuteronomy 7:1-4

                  When the LORD thy God shall bring thee into the land whither thou goest to possess it, and hath cast out many nations before thee, the Hittites, and the Girgashites, and the Amorites, and the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, and the Hivites, and the Jebusites, seven nations greater and mightier than thou;
                  And when the LORD thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them:
                  Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.
                  For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the LORD be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.
                  Ezra 9:1-3

                  Now when these things were done, the princes came to me, saying, The people of Israel, and the priests, and the Levites, have not separated themselves from the people of the lands, doing according to their abominations, even of the Canaanites, the Hittites, the Perizzites, the Jebusites, the Ammonites, the Moabites, the Egyptians, and the Amorites.
                  For they have taken of their daughters for themselves, and for their sons: so that the holy seed have mingled themselves with the people of those lands: yea, the hand of the princes and rulers hath been chief in this trespass.
                  And when I heard this thing, I rent my garment and my mantle, and plucked off the hair of my head and of my beard, and sat down astonied.

                  And many more...


                  It might help if you actually read God's word, instead of just putting words into His Holy Mouth.
                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                  Amen.

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                  • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                    You are uninformed and very ignorant. Jesus was not white. And his TRUE name was Horace. You should research the true facts and come back when you get a clue! And if Jesus was white, how was there people( dark-skinned if you would rather) on Pangea over 10 million years ago?? Long before Jesus, sorry, Horace. Horace was Egyptian by the way.

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                    • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                      jebus was a negro from compton and his real name was tyrone

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                      • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                        Originally posted by jebus#1fan View Post
                        jebus was a negro from compton and his real name was tyrone
                        Tell him I need the hook up again! Keep it on the DL!

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                        • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                          Originally posted by N8iveSoul View Post
                          You are uninformed and very ignorant. Jesus was not white. And his TRUE name was Horace. You should research the true facts and come back when you get a clue! And if Jesus was white, how was there people( dark-skinned if you would rather) on Pangea over 10 million years ago?? Long before Jesus, sorry, Horace. Horace was Egyptian by the way.
                          Originally posted by jebus#1fan View Post
                          jebus was a negro from compton and his real name was tyrone
                          Do you guys think you're funny?

                          Well, I don't think you're going to laugh when this happens:

                          N8iveSoul ---> <---jebus#1fan
                          Sweet Lord Jesus,
                          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                          Amen.

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                          • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                            Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                            Do you guys think you're funny?

                            Well, I don't think you're going to laugh when this happens:

                            N8iveSoul ---> <---jebus#1fan
                            This is considerably more likely to happen to you, making a mockery of life. You fear Hell?? Coward.

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                            • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                              Originally posted by N8iveSoul View Post
                              You fear Hell?? Coward.
                              So if you fear something, you are a coward. Interesting. Make some fire and shove your head into it to prove your point please.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                                I don't see why there is even an argument about such a thing here! OBVIOUSLY Jesus is WHITE, because the man invented FOOTBALL, and FOOTBALL was created by a white man! SIMPLE LOGIC, HATETHEISTS!

                                As proof, I offer the story of Jesus providing enough food to feed the multitudes out of seven loaves of bread and a few little fishes (Matthew 15:30-39). First of all, Jesus's disciples represent the players (12 disciples, football USED to utilize 12 men, but now utilizes 11, because Judah was a traitor) and the loaves represent the football (because of the shape). The loaves are PASSED (as in football) among the disciples. This fed (or with football, entertained) the multitudes (in football, fans). So there ya go, Jesus invents football and feeds a bunch of people. He MUST be white. SIMPLE LOGIC!!!!!!!! FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!
                                BE THE ONE WHO OBTAINETH THE PRIZE
                                1 Corinthians 9:24

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