[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

You tell him (her?) brother Aristotle. The King James Bible is the true authority, just as God dropped it down out of heaven!

Don't be dense. God dictated the KJV to King James. You can read about it HERE.

[nureinmensch]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Hello Mr. Ezekiel!
At first I'd like to mention that I am indeed a bit disappointed of what you wrote since the topic stated that you would post a proof that Iesous Christos(in the following I will refere to him by his most common acronym "XP") was "white". But there is none in you post.
You failed to mention, and I hope that I am interpreting you correctly here, that by "white" you mean "of caucasian race" and clearly a completly white human being would have been somthing very awe inspiring.
Than you wrote that GOD is "white" and he is not middle eastern and thus, XP must have been "white".
Well XP was a jew (one of his many titles is "Rabbi" (Joh 1,38))and beleived in the old testament and ergo his GOD and father must have been the one the old testament mentioned. So GOD is indeed middle eastern.
One hint that you mention is "Every depiction, every description and every painting I have seen of God has been white." and "When was the last time you saw a painting of God with a Turban wrapped around His head? Never? Exactly."
Well last time I checked, it was forbidden in the bible that you make an image of GOD, which means no scultures, paintings, descriptions or even imaginating HIM in you mind. So all the "proofs" you wrote about are godless and blasphemic. In addition to that you should consider that no man in the middle east is born with a turban nor does every man there wear one, so the lack of a turban on those heretic depictions is not a proof of GOD NOT being middle eastern.

Then you say

Now look at Heaven. Heaven is mostly made of feathery white clouds with rays of light shooting through them, which according to most Christians I know, would make the inhabitants white.

Also, white is amazingly proficient at reflecting light, which is very important when living in Heaven because it’s much closer to the sun than living on the Earth. This white skin prevents you from getting cancer in Heaven and I’m sure stops many other diseases in their tracks.
God Bless!

According to most Christians I know, rays of light especially at high altitude, make your skin DARKER. Fair skine is more prone to getting skin cancer from sunlight.
Revelation 21:4 "And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes, and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain, for the former things are passed away."
So you don't even are in danger to get cancer.

Good night.

[nureinmensch]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Excuse me for doubble-posting, I could not find a "EDIT" button. I forgot to ask: Why is the skin colour of XP important to you?
And the religion of Jesus is not of importance to me in this discussion. If you don't like the fact, that I labled him as a "jew" please use the predicat "Judean" for him.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

According to most Christians I know, rays of light especially at high altitude, make your skin DARKER.

Good night.

Which explain why all the citizens of Switzerland are jigaboos, right?

[Holyfield]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

At first I'd like to mention that I am indeed a bit disappointed of what you wrote since the topic stated that you would post a proof that Iesous Christos(in the following I will refere to him by his most common acronym "XP") was "white".

Why don't you post a proper introduction of yourself? I made a compilation of this thread before and can help you find it. And do not refer to Him in past tense, that is "was". Where is your faith?

[terence_turdflinger]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Have you ever looked at a picture or painting of a black Jesus and thought to yourself, “This just doesn’t feel right?” You ask yourself, “Is the painter joking? Is he making fun of Jesus?” The answer is yes, the artist is being sarcastic and that artist is surely burning in hell’s fire as I type this.

Jesus was white. Yes, He was born in the Middle East, but His father was not Middle Eastern, He was God. God is NOT Middle Eastern. When was the last time you saw a painting of God with a Turban wrapped around His head? Never? Exactly.

God is white. God has always been white. Every depiction, every description and every painting I have seen of God has been white. God impregnated Mary, NOT Joseph. Therefor, Jesus is white.

That is what drew people to Him in the first place. A white skinned man in the Middle East 2000 years ago was surely a miracle and Jesus was and is a miracle worker.

Now look at Heaven. Heaven is mostly made of feathery white clouds with rays of light shooting through them, which according to most Christians I know, would make the inhabitants white.

Also, white is amazingly proficient at reflecting light, which is very important when living in Heaven because it’s much closer to the sun than living on the Earth. This white skin prevents you from getting cancer in Heaven and I’m sure stops many other diseases in their tracks.

So, next time you start babbling on about how, “Jesus was Middle Eastern and couldn’t have been white”, save yourself the embarrassment and look at the Facts!

God Bless!

does that mean, if your not white... your going to hell? or getting cancer in heaven? i thought heaven was... perfect.

[Brother Helge]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

does that mean, if your not white... your going to hell? or getting cancer in heaven? i thought heaven was... perfect.

I am not sure that we will actually have bodies in Heaven.
But if we do I think that the few chinks and nigras that actually makes it into Heaven will be rewarded with a more blondish appearance.

[Roberta]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

All non-whites (except ex-negoes) and jews go to a place called Kolob (provided, of course, that they've been baptized). Mexicans can't go there because they are papist cochons.

Does this clarify things for you?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

does that mean, if your not white... your going to hell? or getting cancer in heaven? i thought heaven was... perfect.

It's like this one didn't read a single post in this thread and is just replying to the title.

[Holyfield]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

One quote that I liked from Flanders' Book of Faith is when Flanders says:

"That's Because Christianity is America's Brand-Name Religion! What says "AMERI-CAN-DO" Better than our Good Ol' Blue-Eyed Blonde-Haired JESUS with his Bumper Stickers and Trucker Hats and T-shirts and Coffe Mugs and Tote Bags and Refrigerator Magnets?"

[Mr.Common Sense]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Have you ever looked at a picture or painting of a black Jesus and thought to yourself, “This just doesn’t feel right?” You ask yourself, “Is the painter joking? Is he making fun of Jesus?” The answer is yes, the artist is being sarcastic and that artist is surely burning in hell’s fire as I type this.

Jesus was white. Yes, He was born in the Middle East, but His father was not Middle Eastern, He was God. God is NOT Middle Eastern. When was the last time you saw a painting of God with a Turban wrapped around His head? Never? Exactly.

God is white. God has always been white. Every depiction, every description and every painting I have seen of God has been white. God impregnated Mary, NOT Joseph. Therefor, Jesus is white.

That is what drew people to Him in the first place. A white skinned man in the Middle East 2000 years ago was surely a miracle and Jesus was and is a miracle worker.

Now look at Heaven. Heaven is mostly made of feathery white clouds with rays of light shooting through them, which according to most Christians I know, would make the inhabitants white.

Also, white is amazingly proficient at reflecting light, which is very important when living in Heaven because it’s much closer to the sun than living on the Earth. This white skin prevents you from getting cancer in Heaven and I’m sure stops many other diseases in their tracks.

So, next time you start babbling on about how, “Jesus was Middle Eastern and couldn’t have been white”, save yourself the embarrassment and look at the Facts!

God Bless!

I've never read so much cr*p on one page.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

I've never read so much cr*p on one page.

So you haven't been reading your own posts, then.

[tom kinight]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Presumably you never took into consideration that all the painters
were white and were painting him as one of their own, having NO idea
what he might have looked like. In fact he would have looked more
like Groucho Marx or Jackie Mason or Peewee Herman than the way he was
painted.
Whay makes you think your god is white? Have you ever seen him? Mary
was definitely middle eastern.

If anyone thinks a black Jesus "doesn't feel right" it's because
everyone has been brainwashed into picturing him as European.

You evidently don't know or don't care about the damage you are doing
to Christianity. But, go ahead. You're doing good things for
atheism. I'll bet you're converting people to atheism every day. Who
in his right mind would want to be connected to such ignorance as you
spout daily about christianity?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Mary
was definitely middle eastern.

It has already been scripturally and scientifically proven that Mary's genetics played no role in Jesus' skin color, but just for the sake of argument, I'll play your little game.

These are some pictures of Middle Eastern women:







As you can see, your assertion that Mary was Middle Eastern is completely meaningless.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Presumably you never took into consideration that all the painters
were white and were painting him as one of their own, having NO idea
what he might have looked like. In fact he would have looked more
like Groucho Marx or Jackie Mason or Peewee Herman than the way he was
painted.
Whay makes you think your god is white? Have you ever seen him? Mary
was definitely middle eastern.

If anyone thinks a black Jesus "doesn't feel right" it's because
everyone has been brainwashed into picturing him as European.

You evidently don't know or don't care about the damage you are doing
to Christianity. But, go ahead. You're doing good things for
atheism. I'll bet you're converting people to atheism every day. Who
in his right mind would want to be connected to such ignorance as you
spout daily about christianity?

So you subscribe to the "African Jesus" of the Black liberation theology nut bags? Next you're going to tell us that Jesus played basketball, wore hoodies, and served Skittles at the Last Supper.