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  • Brother Helge
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 1074

    #661
    Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    Originally posted by mugley1992 View Post
    you clearly see no logic or reason and are so racist you wont accept the simple facts that our world has to offer. if science had an all knowing prophet say for example steven hawking x 10 even he would have given up on you
    Why should we use "logic and reason" when we have something so much better!
    God's Holy Word (KJV1611 only)!

    Why don't you open up your heart for Jesus?
    All He wants is to enter you and fill you up with His divine love!
    "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
    John 8:32

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    • Rev. Edward Clement
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 1654

      #662
      Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

      Originally posted by mugley1992 View Post
      you clearly see no logic or reason and are so racist you wont accept the simple facts that our world has to offer. if science had an all knowing prophet say for example steven hawking x 10 even he would have given up on you

      You see friend, your facts are not facts because they were not given by the Lord in His Word(Bible KJV). They are the products of the deluded homefront of scientiesticalnesticness of the world.

      1 John

      2:15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
      2:16 For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.
      2:17 And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.
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      Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
      Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
      Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
      Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
      Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
      Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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      • Elijah Mee, PhD
        True Christian™ Brainiac
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2013
        • 538

        #663
        Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

        To appease the Bible-mockers who would rather have proof which is not based on the KJV, allow me to demonstrate logically that Jesus was white:

        Jesus didn't smoke crack, rape white women or commit crime.
        But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

        The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
        Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
        "eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22877

          #664
          Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

          I think it is important to remember that the clouds are white, and heaven is beyond them. I would make no sense at all for Jesus to be anything other than white as his glory shines forth. What can you think of that shines and is black?

          Think of a few words and phrases:

          Blackmail
          Blackleg
          Black market
          Black Death
          Black eye
          Blackball
          “As black as the Devil”
          "Burnt black"
          "Black as the pits of Hell."

          Is Jesus really going to be anything other than white?
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • rosie16
            Unsaved trash, filthy lezbean
            • Apr 2013
            • 4

            #665
            Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

            I'm sorry...I'm sure this is a silly question. But I honestly can't tell if you guys are being sarcastic or not. Really this whole website...I can't tell if this is a sarcastic website or not. That's really the only reason I signed up was to ask as I'm super curious. I suppose if you spent all this time on a sarcastic website you wouldn't say it was sarcastic if someone was genuinely confused but I thought I'd ask.

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            • Elijah Mee, PhD
              True Christian™ Brainiac
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2013
              • 538

              #666
              Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

              Originally posted by rosie16 View Post
              I'm sorry...I'm sure this is a silly question. But I honestly can't tell if you guys are being sarcastic or not. Really this whole website...I can't tell if this is a sarcastic website or not. That's really the only reason I signed up was to ask as I'm super curious. I suppose if you spent all this time on a sarcastic website you wouldn't say it was sarcastic if someone was genuinely confused but I thought I'd ask.
              We're as sarcastic as God's Holy Word. i.e. not at all.
              But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

              The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
              Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
              "eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa

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              • rosie16
                Unsaved trash, filthy lezbean
                • Apr 2013
                • 4

                #667
                Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                Gotcha. Well that's all I wanted to know. I didn't think it wise to get into any debates or start throwing Bible verses out there because you won't listen to me and I won't listen to you. That's not a great way to start a debate. Then it's just useless, yeah?

                I appreciate your answering my question candidly, though. So how do I stop my membership or whatever here? Or should I post a new thread so someone can see I need help with that specifically? I've already looked at the FAQ, gone under my User Control Panel and searched for it in the forums to no avail. This makes me sad. Please help :-(

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #668
                  Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                  Originally posted by rosie16 View Post
                  Gotcha. Well that's all I wanted to know. I didn't think it wise to get into any debates or start throwing Bible verses out there because you won't listen to me and I won't listen to you. That's not a great way to start a debate. Then it's just useless, yeah?
                  This isn't a debate forum, dear. If you want to debate, kindly go elsewhere. This forum is dedicated to spreading the Good News that Jesus died for the sins of those who love and obey Him. If you have something to share to that end, you are most welcome to stay!

                  Originally posted by rosie16 View Post
                  I appreciate your answering my question candidly, though. So how do I stop my membership or whatever here? Or should I post a new thread so someone can see I need help with that specifically? I've already looked at the FAQ, gone under my User Control Panel and searched for it in the forums to no avail. This makes me sad. Please help :-(
                  It's our policy to never delete an account. In the meantime, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • rosie16
                    Unsaved trash, filthy lezbean
                    • Apr 2013
                    • 4

                    #669
                    Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                    Well I'm Christian and wasn't planning on debating. I already read the "noobs" section and I know my "rights". I was just shortly and somewhat discreetly explaining why I wasn't planning on staying so maybe someone could delete me or something. I replied because...well I do tend to get into meaningless arguments with people over Scripture and, quite frankly, there's much more important stuff I could be doing if I know I'm not - and they're not - going to listen. I mean I can't save anyone, right? Christ saves. I'm just the lady He uses for His glory. And I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings and/or hurt my testimony and my pursuit of the spread of His Gospel by demeaning anyone in my pride because I know that's what I tend toward. I like to "stand up for the Gospel" and that's good if done wisely but I often forget that the Word is a sword. It is Truth and brings Life. It saved me. I don't need to stand up for a Lion (Jesus) and tend toward meaningless debates. He stands up for me.

                    But I suppose I could just completely forget my password and that this place exists. I will still pray for all of you guys, though. Those who go to this church, atheist, catholic, whoever. I appreciate it :-)

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                    • Pastor Ed Lowman
                      Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                      Always kind and loving
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 1838

                      #670
                      Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                      Originally posted by rosie16 View Post
                      Well I'm Christian and wasn't planning on debating. I already read the "noobs" section and I know my "rights". I was just shortly and somewhat discreetly explaining why I wasn't planning on staying so maybe someone could delete me or something. I replied because...well I do tend to get into meaningless arguments with people over Scripture and, quite frankly, there's much more important stuff I could be doing if I know I'm not - and they're not - going to listen. I mean I can't save anyone, right? Christ saves. I'm just the lady He uses for His glory. And I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings and/or hurt my testimony and my pursuit of the spread of His Gospel by demeaning anyone in my pride because I know that's what I tend toward. I like to "stand up for the Gospel" and that's good if done wisely but I often forget that the Word is a sword. It is Truth and brings Life. It saved me. I don't need to stand up for a Lion (Jesus) and tend toward meaningless debates. He stands up for me.

                      But I suppose I could just completely forget my password and that this place exists. I will still pray for all of you guys, though. Those who go to this church, atheist, catholic, whoever. I appreciate it :-)
                      It's obvious you think mighty highly of yourself and have wasted our time and yours. But it is our policy never to delete the account of an unsaved trash as they serve as an example to all others of how stupid some can be.

                      Yours in Him,

                      Pastor Ed

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #671
                        Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                        Originally posted by rosie16 View Post
                        Well I'm Christian and ....blahblah blahblah blah....
                        If you're a Christian, then I'm flipping oysterburgers for the King of Spain.

                        Get thee hence, satan!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • WashedWithHisBlood
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2012
                          • 177

                          #672
                          Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                          Originally posted by rosie16 View Post
                          I will still pray for all of you guys, though. Those who go to this church, atheist, catholic, whoever. I appreciate it :-)
                          That very moment when you attacked our belief is the moment when you mock Christ- hence the Holy Spirit himself; So save your prayer ye harlot, cause Jesus will not answer any of your retarded murmuring.
                          Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.

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                          • Elijah Mee, PhD
                            True Christian™ Brainiac
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2013
                            • 538

                            #673
                            Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                            Originally posted by rosie16 View Post
                            But I suppose I could just completely forget my password and that this place exists. I will still pray for all of you guys, though. Those who go to this church, atheist, catholic, whoever. I appreciate it :-)
                            Well, while you're doing that, just remember that God doesn't hear the prayers of sinners
                            But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

                            The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
                            Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
                            "eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa

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                            • baronvondum-dum
                              Unsaved trash
                              • May 2013
                              • 13

                              #674
                              Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                              According to your ridiculous bible, god can appear as whatever he/she wants to appear as. your god is not white, he/she is whatever he/she wants to be
                              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                              • Elijah Mee, PhD
                                True Christian™ Brainiac
                                True Christian™
                                • Apr 2013
                                • 538

                                #675
                                Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                                Originally posted by baronvonbacon View Post
                                According to your ridiculous bible, god can appear as whatever he/she wants to appear as. your god is not white, he/she is whatever he/she wants to be
                                Okay then, smartypants, riddle me this: if Jesus kept changing colour, how did His disciples work out who they were following?
                                But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

                                The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
                                Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
                                "eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa

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