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  • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

    Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
    Well someone has got themselves in a tizz over something!

    What's up, son, are you a coon?

    YBIC
    I'd say a homer coon..
    Recovering Catholic.

    Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

    Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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    • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

      Originally posted by lordgives View Post
      This is one of the most insane things I have ever read in my life. Not only do you have no real grasp on reality, but the fact that there are so many of you nutcases is astounding. This cult of yours makes me sick to my stomach. Please kill yourselves, just drink the koolaid because YOU are what is wrong with this country. Ignorant, racist, faggots. You really are why so many people are becoming non believers just listen to yourself this whole forum sounds like it is being maintained in a mental hospital. If there is a god I hope he takes his big white (bahahha) dick and piffles you in the ass with it. smh you guys should seek professional help. GOD is not white but if thats what helps you sleep at night then please dont wake up.
      Dear Godmocking Whore;

      Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

      Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
      5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
      5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
      Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

      YIC,

      --Pastor Ezekiel
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

        I believe Jesus was white, but after many years in the sun I'm sure his original skin color would have become tanned, there was no sun tan lotion in those days.

        You only have to check out those leathery faced hags in Australia to see the dangers of the sun, unfortunately our Lord didn't live long enough to suffer such a fate.
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

          Originally posted by craigxavierwatts View Post
          I believe Jesus was white, but after many years in the sun I'm sure his original skin color would have become tanned, there was no sun tan lotion in those days.
          Why do you think Jesus would willingly let himself be coloured by the sun?

          Song 1:6 "Look not upon me, because I am black, Because the sun hath looked upon me..."

          Jesus has a skin with little or no pigmentation.

          "People with skin type I are usually pale, blonde or red hair, freckled with blue eyes and likely to experience severe sun damage from ultra-violet exposure. They usually burn easily, without ever having a tan."
          Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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          • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

            Originally posted by craigxavierwatts View Post
            I believe Jesus was white, but after many years in the sun I'm sure his original skin color would have become tanned, there was no sun tan lotion in those days.

            You only have to check out those leathery faced hags in Australia to see the dangers of the sun, unfortunately our Lord didn't live long enough to suffer such a fate.
            You will find that Christian women spend little enough time outside during the daytime to become so afflicted if you ever visit our island. Your comments regarding suntan lotion are also incorrect. Various oils were developed from pharaonic times and are frequently mentioned in The Bible. Even today, heathen youths are eager to smear naturally occurring nut oils over our limbs when "sunbathing" on the beaches of their developing economies but once again, it's only the neo-pagan harlots who'd do that in the first place.

            We know that Jesus was descended from David.


            I SAMUEL 16
            12 b,c ..Now he was ruddy, and withal of a beautiful countenance, and goodly to look to. And the LORD said, Arise, anoint him: for this is he.
            13 a,b Then Samuel took the horn of oil, and anointed him in the midst of his brethren: and the Spirit of the LORD came upon David from that day forward..
            KJV .. context



            Notice in particular how it does NOT say "Now he was a tanned and leathery faced hag, prune like and vile to look to" does it.
            God continues:


            MATTHEW
            1:1a,b The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David..
            21:9b-11a
            ..Hosanna to the Son of David: Blessed is he that cometh in the name of the Lord; Hosanna in the highest. And when he was come into Jerusalem, all the city was moved, saying, Who is this? And the multitude said, This is Jesus..
            KJV .. look up



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            • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

              Before I start to question your belligerence and uneducated knowledge let me ask you this, Do you lie to yourself to be happy?

              You all speak of faith and banishment into eternal hell, where we shall live in damnation forever for forsaking the word of god. You quote the bible,Which by the way was named by the greeks and means " The Book" like it has ANY historical backing, yet try to belittle people for being "Ignorant to the truth."

              You say that the lord spite people who are hypocrites, but you yourself are the biggest hypocrites on the face of the earth.

              You hate homosexuals for loving men, Yet you sit here day in and day out saying how much you love a man named jesus!

              You are racist against the middle east but don't look to the truth that Jesus biggest miracle was being "born" a blonde haired blue eyed white man in the middle east.

              You complain about spending tax money on people with diseases and such, yet all your churches are tax exempt.

              You are the reason we as a nation are lacking. Why we are overweight, in debt,behind in school and still have racists. Because you stuff your fat faces while not paying any taxes, fight evolution from being taught in school and complain about people who are not white.

              You live a very sad life. And if there was a "god", which there is not after the amount of sins and dogmatic blasphemies you accumulate over your pitiful lives, you would burn in this eternal hell you all rant and rave about.

              Of course unless you act now and give god 9.95$ plus shipping and handling...

              You pious slack-jawed hypocrites are the laughing stock of my day.
              Every time I cum, i scream " In the name of jesus!"

              Godbless
              I am a pervert

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              • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                Originally posted by DarwinbigbangLiar View Post

                You pious slack-jawed hypocrites are the laughing stock of my day.
                Every time I cum, i scream " In the name of jesus!"
                Dear Godmocking Demon;

                Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping monkeys and selling narcotics to children to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Dear Godmocking Demon;

                  Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping monkeys and selling narcotics to children to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



                  Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                  YIC,

                  --Pastor Ezekiel
                  Pastor Ezekiel

                  Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule of worshiping a imaginative man in the sky, To produce an typical christian Ad-hominen argument. Your inability to try to push your point across with your less than adequate IQ and 3rd grade level rhetoric display.

                  Considering I am much younger than you and an athlete, I cannot wait for the day of your funeral when you come to the realization that there is no god, and I happily stroll pass and tip my hat, chimp in my arms and all
                  I am a pervert

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                  • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                    Originally posted by DarwinbigbangLiar View Post
                    Pastor Ezekiel

                    I cannot wait for the day of your funeral when you come to the realization that there is no god
                    Have you been to your own funeral and thus came to that very same realization? What is the light of realization anyways?

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                    • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                      Jesus is GOD, therefore he is white. This isn't complicated people.
                      Ephesians 5:22-24
                      22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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                      • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                        ... I am speechless at how incredibly dumb you guys are. Fine go ahead and believe whatever you like. Jesus had darker skin just like every other person born in Israel. And clouds can be dark too just saying. And the bible doesn't say Jesus is white so forget about trying to argue
                        Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                        • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                          Originally posted by BenKPax View Post
                          And the bible doesn't say Jesus is white so forget about trying to argue
                          Much like the Bible never says pedophilia is specifically wrong, it never implicitly says Jesus was white. However we can strongly infer pedophilia is wrong and Jesus was white if you would bother to read the thread.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                          • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                            So the Bible never said the Earth was flat but you guys still believe that! You are crazy, ignorant, racist, unintelligent, fake, self-righteous, and a massive hypocrite
                            Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                            • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                              Originally posted by BenKPax View Post
                              Jesus had darker skin just like every other person born in Israel.
                              How do you know that Jesus didn't have lighter skin just like every other person born in Israel?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

                                Originally posted by BenKPax View Post
                                So the Bible never said the Earth was flat but you guys still believe that! You are crazy, ignorant, racist, unintelligent, fake, self-righteous, and a massive hypocrite
                                Why are you so full of hate? Revelation 7:1 and Isaiah 11:12 both say that earth has 4 corners. You should really read the Bible. There's great things in there.

                                2 Corinthians 4:18 : So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.

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