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  • Warthogg
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    • Apr 2010
    • 41

    #46
    Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened

    Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
    All women have the instinct to clean up when they see a mess. God put that instinct in them. Jackie Kennedy wasn't trying to save her husband's life--she was just acting on instinct, much the way a bear hibernates or a bee seeks nectar. "How come all women aren't good housekeepers?" you ask. I'll answer your question, retard. Slovenly women are possessed by the devil.

    Jackie Kennedy should have had cleaning supplies on hand. A respectable woman never leaves the house without a roll of Bounty and a bottle of Windex.

    That's bare minimum. Really respectable women also lug around a vacuum cleaner.
    Welcome to the 21st Century old-timer. Women don't have a cleaning instinct, they're taught to be a submissive house wife through the way they are brought up, which is based on generations of gender bias.
    Romans 13:8-10: Owe no one anything except to love one another, for he who loves another has fulfilled the law...if there is any other commandment, are all summed up in this saying, namely, "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."

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    • James Dewitt
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      • Jan 2010
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      #47
      Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened

      Originally posted by Warthogg View Post
      Welcome to the 21st Century old-timer. Women don't have a cleaning instinct, they're taught to be a submissive house wife through the way they are brought up, which is based on generations of gender bias.
      You bet Warthogg, next you will tell us the Women are our equals, LOL. Men are hunters, women are baby factories and the cleaning staff. Why do you think they have small feet? Its so they can get close to the oven to cook dinner for men!

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      • Old Man Hatchet
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        • Sep 2006
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        #48
        Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened

        Originally posted by Warthogg View Post
        Welcome to the 21st Century old-timer. Women don't have a cleaning instinct, they're taught to be a submissive house wife through the way they are brought up, which is based on generations of gender bias.
        Wrong. Look at the diagram below that I just made five minutes ago. The cleaning instinct is right at the front. That proves I'm right. Notice how no area is reserved for logic.
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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
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          #49
          Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened

          Speaking of diagrams, this is proof positive that the Magic Bullet was guided by Jesus. No normal bullet would travel this path. But, we can't believe half-cooked conspiracies and assume there were multiple shooters either. This is the bullet that killed JFK. Only Jesus has the power to control that.


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          • Warthogg
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            • Apr 2010
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            #50
            Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened

            You guys believe just about anything don't you? Sad really.
            Romans 13:8-10: Owe no one anything except to love one another, for he who loves another has fulfilled the law...if there is any other commandment, are all summed up in this saying, namely, "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."

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            • Bobby-Joe
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              #51
              Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened

              Originally posted by Warthogg View Post
              You guys believe just about anything don't you? Sad really.
              Don't be silly. We believe only what Jesus tells our Pastors. We are not gullible bumpkins.

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              • Warthogg
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                • Apr 2010
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                #52
                Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Don't be silly. We believe only what Jesus tells our Pastors. We are not gullible bumpkins.
                If you say so.
                Romans 13:8-10: Owe no one anything except to love one another, for he who loves another has fulfilled the law...if there is any other commandment, are all summed up in this saying, namely, "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."

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                • Dwayne DeKalb
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                  • Nov 2006
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                  #53
                  Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened

                  Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                  Wrong. Look at the diagram below that I just made five minutes ago. The cleaning instinct is right at the front. That proves I'm right. Notice how no area is reserved for logic.

                  I find your diagram very offensive. Women are just as smart as men and most of them do not need movie plots explained to them.

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                  • Old Man Hatchet
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                    #54
                    Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened

                    Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
                    I find your diagram very offensive. Women are just as smart as men and most of them do not need movie plots explained to them.
                    I had to explain March of the Penguins to my wife.



                    The movie, as the title suggests, is about a bunch of birds walking around in the snow. That's it. There are no plot twists. The birds don't start jogging or anything. You can't get dumber than that, friend.

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                    • Warthogg
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                      • Apr 2010
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                      #55
                      Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened

                      Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                      I had to explain March of the Penguins to my wife.



                      The movie, as the title suggests, is about a bunch of birds walking around in the snow. That's it. There are no plot twists. The birds don't start jogging or anything. You can't get dumber than that, friend.
                      So you have a dumb wife, that doesn't mean all women are stupid. There's plenty to stupid men out there as well.
                      Romans 13:8-10: Owe no one anything except to love one another, for he who loves another has fulfilled the law...if there is any other commandment, are all summed up in this saying, namely, "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                        #56
                        Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened

                        Originally posted by Warthogg View Post
                        There's plenty to stupid men out there as well.
                        So it would seem.
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                        • Warthogg
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                          #57
                          Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened

                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          So it would seem.
                          How do you feel about these men treating you as if you were sub-human?
                          Romans 13:8-10: Owe no one anything except to love one another, for he who loves another has fulfilled the law...if there is any other commandment, are all summed up in this saying, namely, "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."

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                          • Old Man Hatchet
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                            #58
                            Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened

                            Originally posted by Warthogg View Post
                            So you have a dumb wife, that doesn't mean all women are stupid. There's plenty to stupid men out there as well.
                            It's very rude and presumptuous of you to call my wife dumb.

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                            • mr religion?
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                              • Apr 2010
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                              #59
                              Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened

                              Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
                              I find your diagram very offensive. Women are just as smart as men and most of them do not need movie plots explained to them.

                              Yet again you Nazi like super christians use god to insult anything you don't like. Come on seriously women don't have a part in there brain that makes them have the cleaning instict, infact it all depends on the cercumstances and living conditions in which you are born in.

                              And within that diagram you said you made it so there for it cannot be possibly correct you say you made which makes you correct I can understand if this is a sexist joke because there are plenty of those around

                              On to the JFK assanination there was more than one person shooting you cannot possibly believe that god/jesus guided this bullet although the guy who said he shot one bullet and he was the only one shooting it is impossible he was either forced to say what he said or he is so full of himself that he said he was the only one shooting
                              The movie ran through me, The glamour subdued me, The tabloid untied me,
                              I'm empty please fill me, Mister anchor assure me, That Baghdad is burning,
                              Your voice it is so soothing, That cunning mantra of killing,I need you my witness,
                              To dress this up so bloodless, To numb me and purge me now, Of thoughts of blaming you,

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                              • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                                #60
                                Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened

                                Originally posted by mr religion? View Post

                                On to the JFK assanination there was more than one person shooting you cannot possibly believe that god/jesus guided this bullet although the guy who said he shot one bullet and he was the only one shooting it is impossible he was either forced to say what he said or he is so full of himself that he said he was the only one shooting
                                You have no proof that there was more than one gunman. If you have any, show us. Yet you also admit that Oswald said he acted alone and was the sole gunman. If he was part of a conspiracy, he would've said so.

                                The American government formed the Warren Commission to investigate the matter and they concluded that Oswald acted alone. These were highly respected congressmen and government officials who did an in-depth investigation in this matter and looked over all the evidence and concluded that there was one gunman and one bullet.

                                Why should we believe you, some hateful Godmocking troll on the internet, who believes in crazy conspiracy theories over the Warren Commission? I think it's so hard for you to admit it that God guided that miracle bullet and you'll do whatever you can to discredit the truth because of your immense hatred for Christians like us.

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